• R, 2 hr. 4 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Tim Burton
    In Theaters:
    Sep 28, 1994 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 13, 2002
  • Buena Vista Pictures

Ed Wood Quotes

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    1. Vampira: You're watching our Halloween movie, 'White Zombie', starring Bela Lugosi, John Harron, Madge Bellamy, and a bunch of other people I've never heard of.
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: I refuse to drive in this country. Too many madmen.
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: GODDAMN, it's cold!
    2. Ed Wood: It'll warm up once you're in it.
    3. Bela Lugosi: FUCK YOU! You come out here!
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Criswell: Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Ed Wood: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
    2. Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag
    3. Ed Wood: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?
    2. Ed Wood: Because he's my friend!
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Ed Wood: Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out?
    2. Bela Lugosi: I have no next picture.
    3. Ed Wood: You gotta be joking, a great star like you? You must have dozens of them lined up!
    4. Bela Lugosi: Back in the old days, yes... Now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.
    5. Ed Wood: But you're a big star!
    6. Bela Lugosi: No more. I haven't worked in four years. This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out. [pauses] I'm just an ex-boogeyman.
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Ed Wood: [Bela Lugosi casts a love spell on Vampira who is on TV while moving his fingers like Dracula] My Gosh, Bela, how do you do that?
    2. Bela Lugosi: You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian.
    – Submitted by Adam O (14 months ago)
    1. Reverend Lemon: Do you reject Satan and all of his evils?
    2. Bunny Breckinridge: ...Sure.
    – Submitted by Nunya B (15 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: Lets shoot this fucker!
    – Submitted by Nunya B (15 months ago)
    1. Orson Welles: Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life makeing someone else's dreams?
    – Submitted by Nunya B (15 months ago)
    1. Criswell: We are all interested in the future cause that is where we will be spending the rest of our lives.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit.
    – Submitted by Adam O (15 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: These lines... I'll have no problem remembering.
    – Submitted by Tarek T (16 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: The blood, the blood is horror.
    – Submitted by Edward R (17 months ago)
    1. Ed Wood: I met Bela Lugosi!
    2. Dolores Fuller: Well I thought he was dead.
    3. Ed Wood: No he's very much alive! Well... sort of.
    – Submitted by Edward R (17 months ago)
    1. Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.
    – Submitted by Jesse K (18 months ago)
    1. Orson Welles [uncredited]: Visions are worth fighting for.
    – Submitted by Michael M (23 months ago)
    1. Ed Wood: This is the one. This is the one I'll be remember for.
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (23 months ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who would believe such nonsense?
    – Submitted by Jonathan C (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: Bullshit, Im ready now. Roll the camera!
    – Submitted by Jonathan C (2 years ago)
    1. Cameraman Bill: I think we should cange the title to plan 9 from outer space.
    2. Ed Wood: Plan 9 thats ridicules.
    – Submitted by Ernest P (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: Your like the got... the pupet master.
    2. Bela Lugosi: Ahhhh so I pull the string.
    3. Ed Wood: Pull the strings... I like that.
    – Submitted by Ernest P (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: Transvestites, I need transvestites.
    2. Bela Lugosi: Eddy what kind of a movie were making?
    – Submitted by Ernest P (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.
    2. Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
    3. Ed Wood: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
    4. Ed Wood: You're not a fruit?
    5. Ed Wood: No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
    – Submitted by Eduardo T (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: This is the one. This' is the one I'll be remembered for.
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (2 years ago)
    1. Orson Welles: Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: How dare that asshole bring up Karloff?
    – Submitted by Emil (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: Shit! There is my transport!
    – Submitted by Emil (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU!
    – Submitted by Emil (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner maybe?
    2. Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
    3. Ed Wood: No, no. I'm just a transvestite.
    – Submitted by Richard L (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: [After the mob at the 'Bride of the Monster' premiere tried attacking them.] Now that was a premiere.
    – Submitted by Richard L (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: Pull the string! Pull the string!
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: [after Thor Johnson bumps into a scenery wall while walking through a door making the wall shudder] Ok, and CUT! PERFECT! PRINT IT!
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: FUCK YOU! You come out here!
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: We don't have a permit. Run!
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Ed Wood: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
    – Submitted by Jake C (2 years ago)
    1. Bela Lugosi: If you want to make out with a young lady, take her to see Dracula.
    – Submitted by Matthew C (2 years ago)

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