Elf

Elf

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Elf Quotes

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    1. Miles Finch: Call me elf one more time.
    2. Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    – Submitted by Danny O (8 months ago)
    1. Jovie: What were you doing in the women's locker room this morning?
    2. Buddy: I heard you singing.
    3. Jovie: What about the fact that I was naked in the shower?
    4. Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.
    – Submitted by Chris G (18 months ago)
    1. Santa: Sorry Buddy but... your dad is on the naughty list.
    2. Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    – Submitted by Vic P (19 months ago)
    1. Buddy: [standing over another stall] Did you see these toilets they're ginormous!
    – Submitted by Vic P (19 months ago)
    1. Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies!
    – Submitted by Maryanne R (20 months ago)
    1. Buddy: This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
    – Submitted by Julia L (20 months ago)
    1. Buddy: [Answers phone] Hello, this is Buddy. What's your favorite color?
    – Submitted by Hayden S (20 months ago)
    1. Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
    – Submitted by Theresa S (20 months ago)
    1. Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!
    – Submitted by Connor N (21 months ago)
    1. Leon the Snowman: Of corse your not a elf.. Look at you, your 6.1, and could barelly fit in your house.
    – Submitted by Connor N (21 months ago)
    1. Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle .
    – Submitted by Blanche L (21 months ago)
    1. Buddy: Is syrup made of sugar? Then yes!
    – Submitted by Blanche L (21 months ago)
    1. Buddy: Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
    – Submitted by Nick H (22 months ago)
    1. Buddy: That's shocking!
    – Submitted by Sam A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
    – Submitted by Don S (2 years ago)
    1. Walter: *whispering* We should call security...
    2. Emily: *whispering* Good idea.
    3. Buddy: *whispering* I like to whisper too.
    – Submitted by Jiashu X (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Oww! Son of a nutcracker!
    – Submitted by Jiashu X (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
    – Submitted by Rebecca & (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: SANTA! I KNOW HIM.
    – Submitted by Brett B (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!
    – Submitted by Abigail S (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: And after, we'll snuggle.
    – Submitted by Abigail S (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: [to the man dressed up as Santa] You sit on a throne of lies...
    – Submitted by Abigail S (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa!
    – Submitted by Abigail S (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Son of a nutcracker!
    – Submitted by Skipper K (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: SANTA OH MY GOD... I KNOW HIM!
    – Submitted by Nicole S (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: [sees a short person] YOU'RE AN ELF!
    – Submitted by Manny S (2 years ago)
    1. Leon the Snowman: At least you have a Dad. I just got rolled up and placed in the cold.
    – Submitted by Sydney S (2 years ago)
    1. Gimbels Manager: Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.
    2. Jovie: That's impossible.
    3. Gimbels Manager: SIX... inches.
    4. Jovie: [sighs]
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: [upon seeing a man in a Santa outfit] Santa!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Jovie: I CAN sing, I just choose not to.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: It's just like talking, except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: For that special someone..
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: He's not Santa Claus! HE'S NOT SANTA!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: He's an imposter! He's not Santa!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: My finger has a heartbeat.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: I'm here with my dad/ And we never met/ And he wants me to sing him a song/ And I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born/ So I'm here now/ I found you, Daddy/ And guess what, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOOOUU!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: [gasps] Wow!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: I'm singing! I'm in a store and I'm singing! I'm in a store, AND I'M SINGIIIIING!
    2. Gimbels Manager: Hey! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
    3. Buddy: Yes there is!
    4. Gimbels Manager: No there's not.
    5. Buddy: We sing all the time! Especially when we make toys!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: He must be a South Pole elf!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
    2. Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
    3. Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    4. Buddy: He must be a South Pole elf.
    – Submitted by Sophie B (3 years ago)
    1. Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
    2. Jovie: No way.
    3. Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
    4. Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
    5. Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
    – Submitted by Sophie B (3 years ago)
    1. Buddy: What's your favorite color?
    – Submitted by Sophie B (3 years ago)

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