In Other News...Brooke Shields, Paris & Paris, and David Lynch
Elsewhere, a bit of news that may terrify the hearts and minds of America -- Paris Hilton and her fiancÚ, Greek heir Paris Latsis, have announced plans to make a horror movie. The project, which is to be filmed this September in Greece, will be produced by Paris (him) and star Paris (her); while no plot details have yet been mentioned, the pair did reveal they are currently casting. Hilton, of course, has already perfected her on-screen scream in this year's "House of Wax." The two are also planning their recently announced nuptials, to be held in Greece -- and also in Los Angeles.
And finally, for those who take their morning coffee with sugar and a splash of the bizarre, check out the latest, wackiest morning weather report performed by none other than the king of the esoteric, David Lynch. The "Mulholland Drive" director gives a streaming weather report on his website, www.davidlynch.com, where you can watch him recite back the daily temperature and climate in Los Angeles as he sits nonchalantly behind a cluttered desk. You've got to see it to believe it.