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Enlightenment Guaranteed (2001)

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Reviews Counted:13

Fresh:8

Rotten:5

Average Rating:6.6/10

Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins

Genre: Foreign Films

Synopsis: In Doris Dörrie's ENLIGHTENMENT GUARANTEED, two brothers, Uwe (Uwe Ochsenknecht) and Gustav (Gustav-Peter Wöhler), set off from Munich for Japan. Gustav has been planning the trip for some time--he... In Doris Dörrie's ENLIGHTENMENT GUARANTEED, two brothers, Uwe (Uwe Ochsenknecht) and Gustav (Gustav-Peter Wöhler), set off from Munich for Japan. Gustav has been planning the trip for some time--he is going to a retreat in a Buddhist monastery. But Uwe is undertaking the trip on a whim at the spur of the moment. Unexpectedly, Uwe's wife and children walked out on him, so he is going on the trip because he needs to be with his brother. On their first night in Tokyo, the brothers go out for dinner but then suffer a cascading series of disasters as they manage to lose their way, their money, their bank cards, and then, in the organized chaos of a massive Tokyo interchange, each other. Gustav is desperate and, hilariously, finds himself singing for money in the subway. Magically, it works. Gustav and Uwe's picaresque adventures include meeting a fairy godmother, Anica (Anica Dobra), and working as waiters in a German restaurant in Tokyo before they finally arrive at the monastery. There, among the Buddhist monks, each in his own way and in his own time finds himself. ENLIGHTENMENT GUARANTEED, entertainingly filled with unforced humor, was shot spontaneously with a digital video camera. Director Doris Dörrie is a master at telling stories of ordinary people caught in odd situations, and in this film she sees the humor while honoring their humanity. [More]

Starring: Uwe Ochenknecht, Gustav-Peter Wöhler, Petra Zieser, Ulrike Kriener

Starring: Uwe Ochenknecht, Gustav-Peter Wöhler, Petra Zieser, Ulrike Kriener, Heiner Lauterbach, Anica Dobra, Franz X. Gernstl, Giesela Gernstl, Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht, Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, Leopold Zieser, Emilia Zieser

Director: Doris Dörrie

Director: Doris Dörrie
Screenwriter: Doris Dorrie, Ruth Stadler
Producer: Franz X. Gernstl

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Dorrie manages to keep the film, and her characters, on track.

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05/26/06
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07/27/05
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With its lack of visual artistry and its overabundance of expository dialogue, I was bored not long after it began.

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04/12/03
Ryan Cracknell
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Doris Dorrie obviously loves these guys, not in spite of their foibles and failings, but, oddly, because of them.

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Sometimes movies transcend their descriptions. Who would want to see a German film about a couple of brothers heading for Japan to visit a Zen monastery?

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Its coda--set in that remote monastery--shows signs that enlightenment, if not actually guaranteed, might still be possible for a couple of cranky Europeans.

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You'll be every bit as satisfied for savoring its comic wit, subtle story, and fine cast.

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