Epic Movie (2007)
Average Rating: 2.3/10
Reviews Counted: 64
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 63
A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.
Average Rating: 2.5/10
Critic Reviews: 17
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 16
A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.
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Average Rating: 2.4/5
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Movie Info
Scary Movie screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer join forces to parody the "biggest" movies ever to hit the silver screen in this comedy that gives such popular box-office hits as Pirates of the Caribbean and Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe the same treatment that Scary Movie gave to the slasher subgenre. A virtual smorgasbord of spoof, Epic Movie tells the tale of four fully grown orphans: one the victim of snakes that attacked her plane, another raised by
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Cast
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Kal Penn
Edward -
Adam Campbell
Peter -
Jennifer Coolidge
White Bitch -
Jayma Mays
Lucy -
Faune A. Chambers
Susan -
Crispin Glover
Willy -
Tony Cox
Bink -
Hector Jimenez
Mr. Tummus -
Darrell Hammond
Captain Jack Swallow... -
Carmen Electra
Mystique -
Fred Willard
Aslo -
David Carradine
Museum Curator -
Kevin McDonald
Harry Potter -
Jim Piddock
Magneto -
George Alvarez
Ron -
Crista Flanagan
Hermoine -
Dana Seltzer
Flight Attendant -
Dane Farwell
Dumbledore -
Tad Hilgenbrinck
Cyclops -
Jim Piccock
Magneto -
Groovy
Wolverine -
Kahshanna Evans
Storm -
Lindsey Kraft
Rogue -
Jareb Dauplaise
Nacho Libre -
Ricco Rodriguez
Chanchito -
Danny Jacobs
Borat, Pirate With E... -
David Lehre
Ashton Kutcher Look-... -
James Salker Sr.
Samuel Jackson Look-... -
Cordele Taylor
Kanye West Look-Alik... -
Alla Petrou
Paris Hilton Look-Al... -
Gregory Jbara
Mel Gibson Look-Alik... -
Jill Latiano
Singing Pirate Girl -
Abe Spigner
Flavor Flav Look-Ali... -
Shawn McDonald
P. Diddy Faun -
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad -
Katt Williams
Harry Beaver -
Nick Steele
Lead Archer -
Brennan Thomas
Woodsman -
Eagles of Death Meta...
Aslo's Camp Band -
David J. Catching
Band Member -
Jesse Hughes
Band Member -
Brian O'Connor
Band Member -
Gene Trautmann
Band Member -
Kenny Yates
Pirate With Heart -
Daniel Joseph
Pirate -
Taran Killam
Pirate -
Jeremy Rowley
Pirate -
Qiana Chase
Pirate Wench -
Jillian Grace
Pirate Wench -
Masha Lund
Pirate Wench -
Pollyanna Salas-Urue...
Pirate Wench -
Sara Jean Underwood
Pirate Wench -
Olivia Hardt
Cribs Faun -
Zee James
Cribs Faun -
Ginney Jones
Cribs Faun -
Britten Kelley
Cribs Faun -
Arielle Vandenberg
Cribs Faun -
Heather Storm
Aslo's Girl -
Irina Voronina
Jogging Girl -
Audra Lynn
Wardrobe Girl -
Darko Belgrade
James Bond -
Brooklyn Freed
Bond Girl -
Michelle Misty Lang
Bond Girl -
Sabi Dorr
Blacksmith -
David Whatley
Monk -
Mike Grief
Prison Guard -
Mary Castro
Breast Bite Woman -
Ron LéRoy
Nose Bite Guy -
Thomas Van Tassel
Crotch Bite Guy -
Lichelle D. Ebner
Morphed Mystique -
Paul Zies
Thug -
Roscoe Lee Browne
Narrator -
Ronald Lee Clark
Oompa Loompa -
Joe Gieb
Oompa Loompa -
Arturo Gil
Oompa Loompa -
Ricardo Gil
Oompa Loompa -
Michael Lee Gogin
Oompa Loompa -
Joseph S. Griffo
Oompa Loompa -
Pancho Moler
Oompa Loompa -
Mike Murga
Oompa Loompa -
Mark Povinelli
Oompa Loompa -
Jon Simanton
Oompa Loompa -
David J. Steinberg
Oompa Loompa -
John Tamaki
Oompa Loompa -
Kevin Thompson
Oompa Loompa -
Tyce Diorio
Willy Dance Double -
Richard Steeio Vazqu...
Curator Dance Double -
Megan Hiratzka
Dancing Pirate Girl -
Samantha Lee
Dancing Pirate Girl -
Philip "Spee-D" Albu...
Breakdancing Pirate -
Jaime "Venum" Burgos...
Breakdancing Pirate -
Oren "Flea Rock" Mic...
Breakdancing Pirate -
Frankie DeMiranda
Dancing Soldiers -
Chadd Smith
Dancing Soldiers -
Anwar "Fliistylz" Bu...
Michael Jackson Look...
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All Critics (64) | Top Critics (17) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (63) | DVD (21)
The gutter-brow auteurs who helped write the first Scary Movie and created Date Movie milk their lame sketch-comedy minds for yet another punishingly uninspired skewering of Hollywood hits.
Top CriticDespite all the scatological high jinks on display, most of the satire is affectionate rather than merciless.
The makers of Epic Movie have just discovered the existence of urine, vomit and pimples, and declared them hilarious.
How can you make fun of such self-aware subjects as Borat or Johnny Depp's winkingly fey Jack Sparrow? Who hasn't already noticed Tom Hanks' bad Da Vinci Code hair? And really, is there anything left to say about Samuel L. Jackson and those snakes?
An amateur-hour game of Spot That Reference, intended for people who crack up simply at the mention of anything topical.
The film never becomes anything of its own, however; it merely jumps from spoof to spoof, often with tenuous transitions.
Raunchy blockbuster spoof is over the top, dumb.
It plays out like an overlong Comedy Central skit lurching for the next laugh without any remorse for the gross misfires in between.
Maybe these movies are popular, but it seems they just keep getting more inane with each variation on the theme.
A painful regurgitation of memorable moments from recent Hollywood blockbusters, the spoof film Epic Movie is almost entirely devoid of laughs.
sucks
Sucks like a black hole.
The parody is not a bad genre, as the early Zucker films showed us. It's just been put in the control of bad filmmakers.
This one is a typical time-waster for teenagers or others with disposable income and underdeveloped taste.
This movie is like a sneeze of bad jokes splattering its germs into the air we all breathe.
There's very little that's Epic about Epic Movie. While the film has plenty of fun, it's little more than a late-night comic sketch stretched to feature length.
Go rent Blazing Saddles instead.
...juvenile at best and flat-out lame at worst...
click to read review (though I have no idea why you'd want to)
Desperately unamusing comedy that lurches clumsily from one tedious spoof to the next, under the mistaken impression that just referencing a film is enough to get laughs.
The most excruciating, unfunny film you'll see this year... if not your entire lifetime.
Epic in its crapness.
Next to Epic Movie and Date Movie, the Scary Movies are French cuisine.
...another perfect storm of not funny.
Friedberg and Seltzer's most staggering achievement is rendering "Epic Movie" free from laughs.
Audience Reviews for Epic Movie
"We Know It's Big. We Measured."
Words can't describe the painful experience of trying to watch Epic Movie. This movie may have single handedly destroyed the spoof genre. Sure there's been other really bad ones over recent years, but this is easily the worst one I have had the displeasure of watching. There's nothing clever going on here. Just obvious, lowbrow, and immature humor at its worst. The scariest thing about Epic Movie is that the people making it may have actually thought what they were doing was funny.
This is no Blazing Saddles. Hell it's not even up to par with Not Another Teen Movie, and I hated that one too. There's no reason for this movie to exist. It's a failure.
The movie is so bad, it almost makes me want to give up on living. Maybe that's slightly extreme, but try to watch this movie and you'll see what I mean. If there's a knife close to you, you'll probably slit your throat. If there's a gun, you'll probably blow your brains out. One of the worst movies ever made, period.
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