Slapstick handyman Ernest is in love and wants to buy a bauble for his gal Renee, so he goes to a local flea market and buys a couple of shiny faux jewels. He has no idea that they are real and that they were stolen from a sacred African idol by a crooked adventurer. He also does not know that a villainous Arab prince is impatiently waiting for the stones to arrive. and so he thinks nothing of making the cheap "rocks" into a yo-yo. When the explorer's henchmen discover that the witless Ernest
Oct 1, 2002
I'm a big Ernest fan and this one was a bit darker for an Ernest movie. But Varney is hilarious. I laugh myself in stitches to see him dressed as a Harem Girl and when he gets kissed by that man. I have to say, Varney doesn't look half bad in false eye lashes and a blond wig. He's just about the only guy I know that
February 25, 2011
Super Reviewer
I grew up with Ernest and love a lot of the movies, but this one I couldn't get behind. I turned it off after he visits the restaurant. That waitress was uber wench and the she-male who totaled her car and somehow got Ernest fired was beyond tolerable. Sad this was one of the last films to have Varney in the Ernest
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