Critic Review - Village Voice

More than the work of any other filmmaker, Spielberg's output seems uniquely designed to induce in me this queasy false-memory syndrome.

June 4, 2007 Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comments (56)
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Some guy you dont know

Bruce Campbell

Kill yourself moron.

Aug 30 - 11:08 PM

zzzz

m z

Worst review ever.

Sep 21 - 04:39 AM

doodlerman

Trevor Cameron

I've seen some pretty crappy reviews in my life, but few get much worse than this

Dec 19 - 12:51 AM

Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens

Fu*k yourself.

Jun 24 - 12:14 AM

Elisha

Elisha Benjamin

Wow...just, wow.

Jul 1 - 01:28 AM

cucorovirosa

jose rovirosa

get a heart transplant

Jul 23 - 01:11 AM

SonicBoomS

Colin V

this review is absolutely ridiculous and fallacious

Oct 19 - 01:22 AM

xMrGrimmx

Jesse Hornick

KILL YOURSELF!!!!!D!CK

Jan 14 - 05:34 PM

MargotVoguey

Sara Nicholls

There's something terribly wrong with your opinion of films then.

Apr 1 - 04:41 PM

Frisby2007

Frisby 2007

Why did you and that other lowsy critique ruin the 100%!?

Apr 30 - 07:16 PM

xMrGrimmx

Jesse Hornick

You are truly A Cunnt!

If HITLER WAS ALIVE to see E.T. even HE would Like It

Jun 13 - 07:26 PM

Shiva the God of Death

Noah F

He wouldn't. Spielberg's Jewish.

Feb 26 - 08:45 PM

xMrGrimmx

Jesse Hornick

You are truly A Cunnt!

If HITLER WAS ALIVE to see E.T. even HE would Like It

Jun 13 - 07:28 PM

kbros9698

Joe Koski

shut up don, i bet u loved disaster movie and hated this

Jul 8 - 10:39 AM

Double.Dubs

Edward Stymest

The people above me, especially the first comment, are a bunch of immature *****s, this guy's review touched some of my views on this movie, and his opinion, in my own opinion, is pretty legit.

You guys are such losers, just cursing off any critic who doesn't like a film everybody say it's good. Stop falling for peer pressures you pathetic sh*ts

Aug 25 - 02:37 PM

Damien Lives

m x

go fuck yourself

Apr 20 - 07:33 AM

Matt McCoy

Matt McCoy

thank you.

Aug 17 - 12:35 PM

Double.Dubs

Edward Stymest

Lol you people are disgraces to art

Mar 14 - 02:13 PM

David C.

David Cochrane

At least there are a couple other people in this world who don't care for this movie. Even when I was eight I felt I had to scrape the sap off myself after watching it.

Sep 26 - 10:48 AM

Jam-I-ham

James D'Ambrosio

I should curb stomp you, idiot.

Oct 27 - 08:56 AM

Jesse H.

Jesse Holiday

Don McKellar, how about you Mc****yourself and never write a review again?

Nov 7 - 11:22 AM

RorytheRetrokid

rory morrison

GO AND **** YOURSELF, MOTHER****ER!!!!! E.T IS ****ING AWESOME STOP HATING SCI-FI MOVIES BE-YATCH

Nov 29 - 03:41 AM

TheTimmer

Tim Chandler

This is actually a well-written review by a respected filmmaker. Too bad those of you who disagree with him can only manage a pathetic and ignorant rant as a comeback. But what should I expect, the world is run by the morons...

Jan 16 - 09:00 PM

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabidu

Larry David

"This is actually a well-written review."
-TheTimmer

Come again? A WELL-written review?? Are you f-cking serious?? Here are some quotes from his "review":

"Could E.T. compel Elliot to re-enact the final scene of Taxi Driver?"

"Is E.T. finally coming to terms with his lust for earth women?"

"E.T. definitely seems to find Maureen O'Hara hot."

"What at first appeared to have been a benign botanical visitation from his people may have had an ulterior purpose after all: "They're here to steal our women!"

A well-written review? Really?

This has got to be the WORST "review" I've ever read on this site. It's so unbelievably stupid and non-sensical, I'm baffled that RT accepts this bullsh-t.

His biggest complaint is that "E.T. is a dog movie". That's like complaining that Rocky is a sports movie, or Jaws is a monster movie. He gives NO constructive criticism at all. What a worthless "review".

Jun 7 - 04:26 PM

Conner C.

Conner Clancy

^
This...

Sep 3 - 04:56 PM

Danielle H.

Danielle Hodge

Well said

Sep 15 - 01:37 PM

Matt McCoy

Matt McCoy

amen.

Aug 17 - 12:36 PM

Michael Hirakida

Michael Hirakida

keep your mouth shut joey or youll get your mouth taped

Jun 27 - 06:14 PM

Brian P.

Brian Peek

Sep 3 - 07:59 AM

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