More than the work of any other filmmaker, Spielberg's output seems uniquely designed to induce in me this queasy false-memory syndrome.
Kill yourself moron.
Aug 30 - 11:08 PM
Worst review ever.
Sep 21 - 04:39 AM
I've seen some pretty crappy reviews in my life, but few get much worse than this
Dec 19 - 12:51 AM
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Jul 1 - 01:28 AM
get a heart transplant
Jul 23 - 01:11 AM
this review is absolutely ridiculous and fallacious
Oct 19 - 01:22 AM
Jan 14 - 05:34 PM
There's something terribly wrong with your opinion of films then.
Apr 1 - 04:41 PM
Why did you and that other lowsy critique ruin the 100%!?
Apr 30 - 07:16 PM
You are truly A Cunnt!
If HITLER WAS ALIVE to see E.T. even HE would Like It
Jun 13 - 07:26 PM
He wouldn't. Spielberg's Jewish.
Feb 26 - 08:45 PM
Jun 13 - 07:28 PM
shut up don, i bet u loved disaster movie and hated this
Jul 8 - 10:39 AM
The people above me, especially the first comment, are a bunch of immature *****s, this guy's review touched some of my views on this movie, and his opinion, in my own opinion, is pretty legit. You guys are such losers, just cursing off any critic who doesn't like a film everybody say it's good. Stop falling for peer pressures you pathetic sh*ts
Aug 25 - 02:37 PM
go fuck yourself
Apr 20 - 07:33 AM
Aug 17 - 12:35 PM
Lol you people are disgraces to art
Mar 14 - 02:13 PM
At least there are a couple other people in this world who don't care for this movie. Even when I was eight I felt I had to scrape the sap off myself after watching it.
Sep 26 - 10:48 AM
I should curb stomp you, idiot.
Oct 27 - 08:56 AM
Don McKellar, how about you Mc****yourself and never write a review again?
Nov 7 - 11:22 AM
GO AND **** YOURSELF, MOTHER****ER!!!!! E.T IS ****ING AWESOME STOP HATING SCI-FI MOVIES BE-YATCH
Nov 29 - 03:41 AM
This is actually a well-written review by a respected filmmaker. Too bad those of you who disagree with him can only manage a pathetic and ignorant rant as a comeback. But what should I expect, the world is run by the morons...
Jan 16 - 09:00 PM
"This is actually a well-written review."
Come again? A WELL-written review?? Are you f-cking serious?? Here are some quotes from his "review":
"Could E.T. compel Elliot to re-enact the final scene of Taxi Driver?"
"Is E.T. finally coming to terms with his lust for earth women?"
"E.T. definitely seems to find Maureen O'Hara hot."
"What at first appeared to have been a benign botanical visitation from his people may have had an ulterior purpose after all: "They're here to steal our women!"
A well-written review? Really?
This has got to be the WORST "review" I've ever read on this site. It's so unbelievably stupid and non-sensical, I'm baffled that RT accepts this bullsh-t.
His biggest complaint is that "E.T. is a dog movie". That's like complaining that Rocky is a sports movie, or Jaws is a monster movie. He gives NO constructive criticism at all. What a worthless "review".
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Aug 17 - 12:36 PM
keep your mouth shut joey or youll get your mouth taped
Jun 27 - 06:14 PM
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