Fargo Quotes

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• 1. Marge Gunderson: Hiya, Lou. Whoo! What ya got there?
  2. Officer Olson: Margie, thought you might need a little warm-up.
  3. Marge Gunderson: Thanks a bunch. So, what's the deal? Gary says triple homicide.
  – Submitted by Rolf J (2 months ago)
• 1. Gaear Grimsrud: You'll take care of it. Boy, you a smooth smooth, you know.
  2. Carl Showalter: Whoa, Daddy.
  – Submitted by Connor V (4 months ago)
• 1. Carl Showalter: You should see the over guy!
  – Submitted by Peter G (4 months ago)
• 1. Jerry Lundegaard: I'm, uh, Jerry Lundegaard.
  2. Carl Showalter: You're Jerry Lundegaard?
  3. Jerry Lundegaard: Ya. Shep Proudfoot said...
  4. Carl Showalter: Shep said you'd be here at 7:30. What gives, man?
  5. Jerry Lundegaard: Shep said 8:30.
  6. Carl Showalter: We've been sitting here an hour. He's [motioning to Gaer] peed three times already.
  7. Jerry Lundegaard: I'm sure sorry. Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess.
  – Submitted by Charl V (6 months ago)
• 1. Mike Yanagita: I liked you so much! You're such a super lady!
  – Submitted by Leah B (7 months ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: No, I - Mike - wyncha sit over there, I'd prefer that.
  2. Mike Yanagita: Huh? Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
  3. Marge Gunderson: No, just so I can see ya, ya know. Don't have to turn my neck.
  – Submitted by Victor M (8 months ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: I'd be very surprised if our suspect was from Brainerd.
  – Submitted by Victor M (8 months ago)
• 1. Jerry Lundegaard: Oh geez!
  – Submitted by Alex K (8 months ago)
• 1. Carl Showalter: Would it kill you to say something?
  2. Gaear Grimsrud: I did.
  – Submitted by Alex K (8 months ago)
• 1. Jerry Lundegaard: Well, heck, if you wanna, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!
  – Submitted by Oliver D (8 months ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.
  – Submitted by Moe J (9 months ago)
• 1. Carl Showalter: Would it... kill you to say something? 'No.' That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's, a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to...chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
  – Submitted by Brett L (9 months ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
  – Submitted by Ivan J (12 months ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?
  – Submitted by Zbigniew Z (16 months ago)
• 1. Jerry Lundegaard: Ma'am, I answered your question.
  – Submitted by Benjamin W (20 months ago)
• 1. Jerry Lundegaard: Yeah.
  – Submitted by Jake C (21 months ago)
• 1. Jerry Lundegaard: You're darned tootin'!
  – Submitted by Stephen E (22 months ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
  2. Officer Olson: Yah that's a good one.
  – Submitted by eliza h (22 months ago)
• 1. Carl Showalter: That's it, then. We go our seperate ways now. Here's the keys to my truck. You can have it. I'm takin' the Ciera and headin' north.
  2. Gaear Grimsrud: No! The truck's yours. We split the Ciera.
  3. Carl Showalter: [pause] How the fuck do you split a car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?
  4. Gaear Grimsrud: One of us pays the other for half. If you want the car, you have to give me your half of the money.
  5. Carl Showalter: Hold on! No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money. I got shot fuckin' picking it up! I've been up for thirty-six fuckin' hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine, you fuckin' asshole! [as usual, no response from Grimsrud]
  – Submitted by Sam B (22 months ago)
• 1. Gaear Grimsrud: You're a smooth smoothie, you know?
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Carl Showalter: You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Marge Gunderson: You betcha!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)