• R, 2 hr. 19 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    David Fincher
    In Theaters:
    Oct 15, 1999 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 6, 2000
  • 20th Century Fox

Fight Club Quotes

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    1. Tyler Durden: If you aren't on your way to becoming a vet in six weeks, you will be dead.
    – Submitted by James D (35 days ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: What's that smell?
    – Submitted by Jesse H (2 months ago)
    1. Narrator: Marla you liar, you big tourist, I need this now get out!
    – Submitted by Alex A (5 months ago)
    1. Marla Singer: I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool.
    – Submitted by Matthew C (9 months ago)
    1. Narrator: I am Jack's raging bile duct.
    – Submitted by Matthew C (9 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
    – Submitted by Andrea M (11 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You're too old, fatty.
    – Submitted by Moe J (11 months ago)
    1. Narrator: I Am Jack's cold sweat.
    – Submitted by Alex K (12 months ago)
    1. Narrator: I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
    – Submitted by Alex K (12 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
    – Submitted by Alex K (12 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I am profoundly vanilla.
    – Submitted by Jesse K (15 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions.
    – Submitted by Hayden K (16 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You don't know where I've been, Lou. (Laughing hysterically) You don't know where I've been!
    – Submitted by Redwan A (17 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
    – Submitted by Alex A (17 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: What's that smell?
    – Submitted by Redwan A (18 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion ?
    2. Narrator: [mumbles]
    3. Tyler Durden: I'm sorry...
    4. Narrator: I still can't think of anything.
    5. Narrator: Ah... flashback humour.
    – Submitted by Andrew C (18 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables - slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
    – Submitted by Ahmed R (20 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
    – Submitted by Lasharn W (20 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables ? slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
    – Submitted by Lasharn W (20 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Lasharn W (20 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
    – Submitted by Lasharn W (20 months ago)
    1. Narrator: I'm jack's complete lack of surprise.
    – Submitted by Kael G (22 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
    – Submitted by Alex K (22 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
    – Submitted by Mathieu G (22 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: OK, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend. Near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
    – Submitted by Directors C (23 months ago)
    1. Narrator: This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
    – Submitted by Hari S (23 months ago)
    1. Narrator: If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
    – Submitted by Jasmine B (23 months ago)
    1. Narrator: Most people...normal people...do just about anything to avoid a fight.
    – Submitted by Dann M (23 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
    – Submitted by Dann M (23 months ago)
    1. Narrator: You met me at a very strange time in my life.
    – Submitted by Jacob M (23 months ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
    2. Narrator: What?
    3. Tyler Durden: Being clever.
    4. Narrator: Great.
    5. Ricky: Keep it up then.
    – Submitted by Derek M (24 months ago)
    1. Narrator: This chick Marla Singer did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all. I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasites group Thursdays. Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle cell circle. And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculosis Friday night. Marla, the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie, and suddenly, I felt nothing.
    – Submitted by Jenna L (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
    – Submitted by Jenna L (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.
    – Submitted by Lien B (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: We buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like.
    – Submitted by Nikitas S (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
    – Submitted by Chandler I (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
    – Submitted by Jules E (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Now this is a chemical burn.
    – Submitted by Danny P (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual one...our great depression...is our lives.
    – Submitted by Tyler W (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
    – Submitted by Jacob M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Listen up maggots! You are not special! You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake! You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else! We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world! We are all part of the same compost keep.
    – Submitted by Jacob M (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    – Submitted by Shawn G (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
    – Submitted by Angela T (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
    – Submitted by Angela T (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Now the passing etiquette. Do I give you the ass or the crotch?
    – Submitted by Japes . (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
    – Submitted by Justin S (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
    – Submitted by Justin S (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
    – Submitted by Justin S (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
    – Submitted by Justin S (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
    – Submitted by Justin S (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
    2. Narrator: Martha Stewart.
    3. Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.
    – Submitted by Justin S (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: You met me at a very strange time in my life.
    – Submitted by Alex M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells 'stop!', goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: This is your pain. This is your burning hand. It's right here. Look at it.
    2. Narrator: I'm going to my cave. I'm going to my cave and I'm going to find my power animal.
    3. Tyler Durden: No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do. Deal with it the way a living person does.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
    2. Narrator: Martha Stewart.
    3. Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
    2. Marla Singer: Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Ricky: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
    2. Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
    – Submitted by Samira O (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Luthfan F (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.
    – Submitted by Jeremy F (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    – Submitted by Joey C (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
    – Submitted by Ben F (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It's only after you lost everything that you are free to do anything.
    – Submitted by Gary G (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Yeah I *69'ed you I never pick up my phone
    – Submitted by Austin G (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You're not your job, you're not how much money you have in bank, you're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet, you're not your fucking khakis, you're all-signing all-dancing crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Anne-Julie L (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
    2. Narrator: So you can breath.
    3. Tyler Durden: Oxygen makes you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.
    – Submitted by Ben B (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake; You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else; We are all part of the same compost heap; We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Ben B (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: With a gun barrel pressed between you're teeth, you speak only in vowels.
    – Submitted by Ben B (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Ben B (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: When deep space exploration ramps up, it will be the corporations that name everything, the Microsoft Galaxy, the IBM stellar sphere, Planet Starbucks...
    – Submitted by Ben B (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    – Submitted by Joseph M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.
    2. Tyler Durden: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
    – Submitted by Stephin T (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Okay! You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, next to 40,000 POUNDS OF NITROGLYCERINE!
    – Submitted by Ben K (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Wayne H (2 years ago)
    1. Ricky: I understand. In death a member of project mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is...
    – Submitted by Robert C (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Okay! You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, next to 40,000 POUNDS OF NITROGLYCERINE!
    – Submitted by Jacob K (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; or they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. The great war is a spiritual war. The great depression is our lives. We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed-off.
    – Submitted by David O (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: When you have a gun in your mouth, you can only speak in vowels.
    – Submitted by Andrew B (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
    – Submitted by Matan G (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
    – Submitted by Matthew W (2 years ago)
    1. Ricky: Do NOT F*** with us!
    – Submitted by Sai? S (2 years ago)
    1. Marla Singer: I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school.
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
    – Submitted by Joshua M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
    – Submitted by Sonia B (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: This is our first day at Fight Club, no shirts, no shoes, and what we do on our first day is... fight!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Stop controlling everything and just let go! [car crashes]
    2. Narrator: I've never been in an accident before, this is my first time.
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
    – Submitted by Andrea S (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
    – Submitted by Nastassia J (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
    – Submitted by Nastassia J (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.
    – Submitted by Jude M (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
    – Submitted by Domas R (2 years ago)
    1. Marla Singer: ...Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night... then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
    – Submitted by Mariana B (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
    – Submitted by Cameron E (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You decide your own level of involvement!
    – Submitted by Benjamin G (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    – Submitted by Nick M (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
    – Submitted by Tomas K (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
    – Submitted by Jonathan S (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
    – Submitted by Joe Y (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
    – Submitted by Blair B (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
    – Submitted by Will T (3 years ago)
    1. Marla Singer: You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
    – Submitted by Jessica K (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
    – Submitted by Tatiana Z (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
    2. Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
    – Submitted by Cameron J (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
    – Submitted by Callum B (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: I am Jack's prostate. I get cancer. I kill Jack.
    – Submitted by Lucas Z (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
    – Submitted by Sherief S (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.
    – Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
    – Submitted by Luuk S (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
    – Submitted by glenn j (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: You met me at a very strange time in my life.
    – Submitted by Adnan K (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut your penis off and throw it out the window of a moving car.
    – Submitted by Smith Z (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
    – Submitted by Georgie H (3 years ago)
    1. Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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