Like watching a cut-rate Roger Corman rip-off of a big Hollywood film, only the tables are ironically turned. The big budget studio version seems pale in comparison.
The Fog (2005)
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Reviews Counted:64
Fresh:3
Rotten:61
Average Rating:2.7/10
Consensus: The Fog is a so-so remake of a so-so movie, lacking scares, suspense or originality.
Theatrical Release:Oct 14, 2005 Wide
Box Office: $29,511,112
Synopsis: An island off the Oregon coast is the setting for this salty yarn of ghosts, lepers, betrayal, vengeance, and teen angst. A fog-enshrouded schooner from 1865 returns from the bottom of the sea to... An island off the Oregon coast is the setting for this salty yarn of ghosts, lepers, betrayal, vengeance, and teen angst. A fog-enshrouded schooner from 1865 returns from the bottom of the sea to wreak vengeance on the locals of the island, and it's up to local DJ Stevie Wayne (Selma Blair), her charter-boat-captain lover, Nick (Tom Welling, from TV's SMALLVILLE), and his wayward girlfriend, Elizabeth (Maggie Grace, from TV's LOST), to save the day. All three are related to the town's founding fathers, with whom the shipbound ghosts have an ancient score to settle. What that score is no one seems to know, but they need to find out, fast. DeRay Davis (BARBERSHOP) provides comic relief as Nick's lusty first mate, but the real scene stealer here is the fog itself, which is much more animated than in the 1980 John Carpenter original. Thanks to some nice CGI work, it slithers in, around, and under everything. Though gussied up with an angst-rock soundtrack and beautiful young TV actors, THE FOG is, at heart, a good old fashioned ghost story, replete with period costumes and inter-dimensional romance. Director Rupert Wainwright (STIGMATA) is good at capturing little details like the eerie tinkling of deep-sea fishing hooks hung out to dry, the textures of moisture-beaded shower stall doors, and the perfectly toned skin of lead actress Grace as she wanders around in her negligee. John Carpenter and his partner, Debra Hill--co-creators of the first FOG--served as producers. [More]
Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, Kenneth Walsh
Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, Kenneth Walsh
Director: Rupert Wainwright
Director: Rupert Wainwright
Screenwriter: John Carpenter, Cooper Layne
Producer: John Carpenter, David Foster, Debra Hill
Composer: Graeme Revell
Studio: Columbia Pictures
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Reviews for The Fog
[It] pales in comparison to Carpenter’s original fogbanks, some of which were created by optical effects nearly as ancient as filmmaking itself but still vastly more believable than anything seen in this absolutely dreadful and just plain dull remake.
A movie where everyone's last breath ends in a scream. Where is Adrienne Barbeau when we need her?
This Fog lacks the one thing the original had -- originality -- but it qualifies as more than a mist opportunity.
The acting is stilted and the direction clunky — not that the original was any masterpiece.
That John Carpenter, credited here as a producer, had a hand in diminishing his own legacy would be tragic if any of this mattered.
The production values are above par, but as in Carpenter's original, seeing ghosts is less scary than imagining them.
It seems to set a record for the quantity of shock moments that involve either a pane of glass breaking or something catching fire.
Pale WB-style hunks and hotties and a 'funny' black guy whose sole purpose is to say words like 'dawg' confront a CGI mist that looks like it could be erased with a couple of mouse clicks.
Horror remakes like this one paint all the others with a huge and objectionable brush, because this flick absolutely stinks of half-hearted effort and assembly-line cynicism.
Who knows? Maybe if we ignore these pointless remakes enough, pretty soon they’ll all go away.
The Fog is a bore, laden with unspectacular special effects and dreadful acting from television-trained youth who don’t have the experience to truly deliver the goods.
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