The premise is bad to begin with; does anyone want to see well known product mascots in a movie? To make things worse, the products that did make it into the movie hardly do anything. The protagonist of the film is Charlie Sheen's Dex Dogtective who, like all of the other characters are not even remotely emotionally invested in any of the situations there in. The ungodly animation in this massacre doesn't give the characters facial expressions and the characters have to emote using very awkward arm motions and body language.
The villain of this movie is the laughably stereotypical dominatrix Lady X voiced by Eva Longoria. Almost all of her lines (as well as lines aimed at her) are usually awful sex puns. There's a lot of that. So much so that you would think that a basement pervert wrote this.
This film has no redeeming qualities at all. The initial premise, animation, and characters are the worst in the history of animation. No other way to put it.
The eyes of the characters are lifeless and do not move. Facial expression is extremely minimal. Characters flap their arms around and even twirl when speaking to try to create some illusion of expressiveness.
It took 13 years to make this film, and $45,000,000. That's 1.5 times the budget of Toy Story, and around 4 times the length of production. It would have been a wiser use of those millions of dollars to dig a large hole and then to throw the remainder into it. Such a thing would be far more watchable. What they actually spent it all on I will leave you to make joking suggestions about.
Ladies and gentlemen, I do not exaggerate. I have given you only simple facts, and where applicable I have provided numbers. This is one of the worst animated films ever created. I can think of literally nothing good to say about it. People, if you value your time and money, do not watch this movie. You can spend tens of millions of dollars and thirteen years on a piece of garbage, but that does not change the fact that it's a piece of garbage. In fact, "a piece of garbage" is too kind. This film is better described as a steaming turd on a hot day. It might even be the worst film to come out of this decade (we'll see). IT STINKS.