Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

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  • Sarah Marshall:
    Aldous... wake up.
    Aldous Snow:
    [snores]
    Sarah Marshall:
    Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
    Aldous Snow:
    Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (2 years ago)

  • Rachael:
    Oh, come on, Peter. I can see your vagina from here!
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (2 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
    Peter Bretter:
    Yeah, probably.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (2 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow:
    I've heard women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me.
    ‐ Submitted by Anya T (2 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow:
    It's a little holiday with Hitler.
    ‐ Submitted by Anya T (2 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan H (3 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan H (3 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    You sound like you're from London.
    ‐ Submitted by Jessiah M (3 years ago)

  • Peter Bretter:
    Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!
    ‐ Submitted by Matt L (3 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow:
    You know mate, sometimes you just gotta let the beast soar and let your yarbles dance.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony C (3 years ago)

  • Peter Bretter:
    You shall not pass!
    ‐ Submitted by Cori J (3 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather.
    ‐ Submitted by Nastassia J (3 years ago)

  • Rachael:
    Oh come on Peter, I can see your vagina from here. I can see your hoo-hah.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian H (4 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    You sound like you're from London!
    ‐ Submitted by Kristen J (4 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
    ‐ Submitted by Mounzer B (4 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.
    ‐ Submitted by Mounzer B (4 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow:
    Ohhh take my eyes, but not the shirt.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle W (4 years ago)

  • Matthew:
    Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Surfing Instructor:
    Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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