Frankly I'd rather read a book about Scientology than a "test-screening preview review," but my job is to share the scoopage, so click right here if you'd like to read a spoiler-laden recap of "Young Hannibal: Behind the Mask."

(I still refuse to read it, so if you want some dirt, you'll just have to click the link. My apologies!)

Directed by Peter Webber and starring the likes of Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Charles Maquignon, Richard Brake, and Rhys Ifans, "Young Hannibal" is scheduled for a February release date. Yes, February.