Critic Review - Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

The first line in The Fourth Kind has Milla Jovovich calling herself an 'actress,' so we know right away the film is lying.

November 12, 2009 Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | Comments (9)
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)


Jennifer L.

Jennifer Levi

hahaha That's too funny!
I did like the movie , "The 5th Element". I figured what the heck, why not try "the 4th kind. There might be a little green alien S&M." This movie was crap and I wish I could get my 2 hours back. Can the aliens do that?

Nov 16 - 08:58 PM


David Kelly

Yeah Ken, I bet you can act brilliantly right?

Jan 22 - 02:20 PM

Taylor B.

Taylor Born

That is not the point, if some is acting badly you call them out, so the "STFU you can't do any better, so don't you dare criticize anyone."

Nov 2 - 12:18 PM

shane s.

shane scully

haha i liked the movie but you're right about Jovovich lmao

May 22 - 12:41 AM

Brian R.

Brian Rowe

You are a moron!

Jun 13 - 07:31 AM

Kim D.

Kim Donnelly

Haha oh and you can do better right?! haha you old fool.

Jun 13 - 07:15 PM


Stephen Stephens

Clever review.

Jun 22 - 10:59 PM

Stephen B.

Stephen Bittner

This review is merely an excercise for this "so-called" reviewer to regurgitate random non-sensical references in an attempt to inject humor.

Teach the blind kid to play pinball? Seriously? I threw up a little bit in my mouth after reading that. Not to mention feeling more than a little embarrased for the reviewer.

"Senseless palaver"? Really? Who uses those phrases? This came across as a weak attempt to impress us with fancy vocabulary. Again, I'm embarrased for the reviewer. Rockets look like squids or personal vibrators? Wow...just wow. Invest in curtains or blinds? How long did it take to figure that one out, Captain Obvious?

Here's the thing. The movie did start out really slow, but otherwise was very entertaining and quite horrifying in a few places. Absolutely nothing wrong with the acting. Zippo...nadda. The story is possibly tired, but's just entertainment....not a history lesson.

Aug 8 - 06:18 AM

Brian Grubba

Brian Grubba

This reply is merely too long.

Apr 15 - 09:37 PM

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