Fraternity Vacation Reviews
It was fun to see Fright Night alums Stephen Geoffreys and Amanda Bearse together again and the flick has some fun moments sprinkled throughout.
Worth a rental.
Cast: Tim Robbins, Evil Ed, that guy from Hamburger...the Motion Picture,
the dad from Alf, Marcy D'Arcy, Nick Lassard, Dean Wormer, and Walker
Texas Ranger's wench.
In attempt to capitalize on the zany 70's and 80's late night comedy
craze, James Frowley assembled an ensemble cast of characters in order
to enlighten the imagination of every teenage boy in the US. Tim
Robbins plays Larry "Mother" Tucker, a frat brother who has taken
fledgling nerd Wendell under his wing with the mission of getting him
laid per the request of Willie Tanner. I guess it makes sense why Alf
was always chasing after that pussy. The movie falls flat on its face
many times even though the cast play their all to familiar roles all
too well. It is as though Dean Wormer found a new job as police chief
after leaving the hallowed halls of Faber College.
The premise is simple and rehashed a million times over. Boys go on
spring break. Herpes jokes occur. Boys meet the love interest (Sherre
J. Wilson). Boys bet on who can bang her first. Nerdy guy goes on
dates. No one humps the hot chick until Evil Ed woos here with his
sweetness the end. The cast moons the camera. (How come no one moons
This movie contains two of the more flat-chested women in the history
of cinema. Wilson and Amanda Bearse could group all four of their
hooters together and still would not have enough sweater meat to fill a
ketchup packet. What was the deal with women who had 13 year old boy
bodies being cast as the lead in the 80's, Kelly McGillis (wink, wink).
There is essentially no one here who takes my breath away except for:
Kathleen Kinmont's boobs make this movie worthwhile. They are the type
of knockers that make a grown man like Celine Dion music. I would
wander aimlessly in the desert for 15 years with shoes filled with
broken glass just to lick the sweat off her bikini. Wick!
All in all, the movie is worth watching if you enjoy the late night
comedies and perfect boobs, or you could search Kathleen's yam bags. I
leave you with a line from the movie that sums up the the film best:
"I guess a blow job in the parking lot is out of the question!"