Freddy Got Fingered Reviews
Green's ever-upped ante of shock speaks of a desperation that borders on mental illness.
A vomitorium consisting of 93 minutes of Tom Green doing things that a geek in a carnival sideshow would turn down.
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| Original Score: 0/4
I have gotten better entertainment value from a colonoscopy.
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| Original Score: 0/4
Apollo Guide
Was this the first movie in motion picture history to bypass the 'executive screenings'?
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| Original Score: 20/100
EricDSnider.com
Dull, insipid, horrific, uninspired, painful, ill-conceived, amateurish, embarrassing, foolish, moronic. These are the only printable words I can think of.
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| Original Score: F
If ever a movie testified to the utter creative bankruptcy of the Hollywood film industry, it is the abomination known as Freddy Got Fingered.
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| Original Score: 0.5/5
Sacramento News & Review
Green ... is perhaps the only person on earth who could make a moviegoer actually nostalgic for the subtle intellectual brilliance of Pauly Shore.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Common Sense Media
Sorry, this one's just vile.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
Watching Freddy Got Fingered is like body-surfing through raw sewage.
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Blunt Review
Hated it so much so very very much
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| Original Score: 0/4
Entertainment Today
A crime against humanity.
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| Original Score: F
SPLICEDWire
Tom Green is nothing but a walking, talking schtick.
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| Original Score: 0/4
www.susangranger.com
"This picture is so bad that you shouldn't even walk down the street where it's playing in case it starts to rain and you're tempted to go inside and seek shelter."
Reeling Reviews
Tom Green cowrites, directs and stars in what is essentially Tom Green's primal scream. So, if Tom Green screams in an empty theater, does he make a sound?
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| Original Score: D
Movie Metropolis
Freddy Got Fingered makes Dude, Where's My Car? look like an Oscar contender.
| Original Score: 1/10
You can see Green sweating for effect, ratcheting up the cruel jokes just to keep his street cred as a comic provocateur.
| Original Score: 1/5
I'm not easily offended, but its nonstop assault of crude and sub-cretinous humor moved me to annoyance, then profound boredom.
[A] cynical creative and emotional vacuum of a movie.
Nothing onscreen is abused quite so savagely as the audience itself.

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