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    1. Freddy Krueger: It's time to put this mad dog to sleep, FOR GOOD!
    – Submitted by ethan t (21 months ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Billy: Dude, that goalie was pissed ...
    – Submitted by Alex W (2 years ago)
    1. Gibb: You're the one that killed Trey!
    2. Freddy Krueger: Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself! [Gibb stumbles and falls over railing]
    3. Freddy Krueger: Oh.
    – Submitted by Joel L (2 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Hey, asshole! Up here!
    – Submitted by Tyler Tiberius M (2 years ago)
    1. Linderman: You know what, Kia? I used to think you hated me because you thought I wasn't good enough for Lori, but that's not it. You tear me down to make yourself feel better, because you really hate yourself, which is kind of pathetic when you actually stop and think about it. Assuming, of course you can think with all that makeup weighing down your head.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) - Why won't you die?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Kia: Come on guys, we all know who the real virgin is here.
    2. Lori: Kia!
    3. Kia: Lori, we know that you saved it for Will. But why would he want you, when he can fu*k somebody like me?
    4. Will: Let's tie the bitch up!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deputy Stubbs: I think we're dealing with a copycat here.
    2. Linderman: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.
    3. Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.
    4. Freeburg: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fu*king reality rules, okay?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Lori) - Think you're so smart! Huh, bitch?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then, I'll let Jason have some fun.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deputy Stubbs: Now, this Jason Voorhees supposedly drowned at Camp Crystal Lake back in the 30s when he was 11 years old. The counselors weren't watching him, and then they made the mistake of killing his mother. Now, legend has it, that Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returned to the Camp. I think we're dealing with a copycat here.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Lori: Welcome to my world, bitch!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (calling to Jason) - Hey, as*hole! Up here!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Kia: Was that him? The guy you were talking about, Freddy Krueger?
    2. Lori: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.
    3. Linderman: Who cares about some fu*king dream guy, Ok? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.
    4. Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: These are my children, Jason. Go back to where you belong.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Marquette Mark: Somebody please wake me up! Please!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gibb: You're the one that killed Trey!
    2. Freddy Krueger: Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear is fear himself!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Will: Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now! Come on.
    2. Freeburg: (possessed By Freddy Krueger) - Let me handle this, bitch.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Marquette Mark: Do you want some free advice? Coffee! Make friends with it.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: I've always had a thing for the whores that lived in this house.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (after Jason kills Gibb's) - No! She's Mine! Mine! MINE!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) - You ugly little sh*t. Now there's a face, only a mother could love.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Marquette Mark: He's a child murderer. And some parents from around here burned him ALIVE. Then he came back; back for revenge in our nightmares.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Lori: Freddy versus Jason. Place your bets.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (as Mark's brother) - Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just won't stop. That hockey puck!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (disguised as Mark's brother) - I need you to send a little message for me. That's all, just a little message.
    2. Marquette Mark: I'm not gonna do it. I won't do it!
    3. Freddy Krueger: No?
    4. Marquette Mark: I won't do it.
    5. Freddy Krueger: (slamming Mark against the wall) - I'll have to pass that message myself. Won't I, hmm?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Lori: And there were these little girls, and they were singing this song like, like...
    2. Marquette Mark: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Do you know why they sing that? Because that's when he comes for you.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deputy Stubbs: You kids need some assistance?
    2. Gibb: (showing him her blood-stained hands) - What the fu*k do you think?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deputy Stubbs: I don't know, maybe what we need to do is, to offer Freddy a, a sacrifice.
    2. Freeburg: Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a, like a virgin, right; someone pure?
    3. Linderman: Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: Now it's time to put this bad dog to sleep, for good!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (Freddy is playing pinball with Jason, suddenly Jason hits the ceiling and falls straight down) - Tilt!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freeburg: Man, screw that clown. I mean, what kind of a pussy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now, that, that big-ass mother fu*ker back at the cornfield, all right, that's who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fu*k that was.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: My children, from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began; until they figured out a way to forget about me; to erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten; now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make them remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Marquette Mark: Do you want me to start having nightmares again?
    2. Will: Don't start with that dream demon shit again. Okay? You know that's all just in your head.
    3. Marquette Mark: Yeah, yeah, and who are you, the poster boy for sanity?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Kia: Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Marquette Mark: Kurt, how many times do I have to tell you, man? I don't do checkers. I'm a UNO guy, all right? So go grab the fu*king UNO deck and we'll play, okay?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: How sweet, dark meat.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (disguised as Dr. Campbell) - Look at you, you're exhausted. We need to get you to (turns back into Freddy) BED!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (having sex with a corpse) - It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) - Penny for your thoughts, chief?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (disguised as Trey) - I'm dead one day and you're already out getting shitfaced? Same old Gibb.
    2. Gibb: Trey, I, I cannot believe it.
    3. Freddy Krueger: (disguised as Trey) - Come on, let's go. Babe, don't make me ask you twice, okay?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) - Ahhh. So you are afraid of something after all, huh?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Shack: Well, hey, lethro. This is a rave, not a Halloween party. Why don't you go find yourself a pig to fu*k?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Shack: This ever-clear is kicking my ass.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess. The first time tends to get a little, messy.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (talking to Jason, disguised as Pamela Voorhees) - Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE! [morphs back into Freddy; himself] I've been away from my children for far too long.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (after slashing of Kia's nose) - Got your nose!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Lori: Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.
    2. Gibb: I only smoke when I drink now.
    3. Kia: But you're always drinking.
    4. Gibb: Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Lori) - Your eyes say 'no, no'. But my mouth says 'yes, yes.'
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to Jason) - I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: Man the torpedoes.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: (to jason) Why won't you die!
    – Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)
    1. Freddy Krueger: Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (3 years ago)

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