A boring revamp, with dull 3D effects, insipid teenage protagonists and only sporadically scary outbursts of neck-biting, crucifix-wielding and staking through the heart.
Waded through a sea of vomit-inducing love-fests to find a pearl amongst the swine. Thank you, Nigel, for not surrendering your eternal soul to the Disney/Dreamworks vampires...the only ones who actually seem to have some bite, because this
toothless tripe certainly didn't have any at the box-office.
This crap almost made me wanna watch a "Twilight" movie...ALMOST! I ain't THAT far gone! LOL!
Sep 2 - 10:33 PM