• R, 1 hr. 41 min.
  • Horror, Comedy
  • Directed By:    Craig Gillespie
  • In Theaters:    Aug 19, 2011 Wide
  • On DVD:    Dec 13, 2011
  • Walt Disney Pictures

Fright Night Quotes

The top Fright Night quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

  • Peter Vincent:
    I'm a great date. Get me drunk, and I'll try anything.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (14 months ago)

  • Peter Vincent:
    Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That doesn't narrow it down. That's like, mini-golf and sushi.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (17 months ago)

  • Charley Brewster:
    Charley Brewster: You read way too much TWILIGHT.
    Evil Ed:
    That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster, and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from JAWS. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everyone around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read TWILIGHT.
    ‐ Submitted by Karthi K (2 years ago)

  • Ed:
    Can't get in without an invitation.
    Jerry:
    [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
    ‐ Submitted by Karthi K (2 years ago)

  • Charley Brewster:
    You read way too much TWILIGHT.
    Evil Ed:
    That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster, and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from JAWS. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everyone around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read TWILIGHT.
    ‐ Submitted by Jordan P (2 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    This girl tonight. She's a handful, you know? Women who look a certain way, they...they need to be managed. It's true. Your dad ducked out on you, huh? Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of...neglect. Gives off a scent. You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. The two of you, alone. And your girl...Amy. She's ripe. I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. It's on you to look after them. You up for that, guy?
    Charley Brewster:
    I think I can manage.
    Jerry:
    Good. Because there's a lot of bad people out there, Charley. Everyone's got to look after his own business.
    ‐ Submitted by Jordan P (2 years ago)

  • Ed:
    Can't get in without an invitation.
    Jerry:
    [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
    ‐ Submitted by Dariush A (2 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    No house, no invitation.
    ‐ Submitted by Lewis H (2 years ago)

  • Amy:
    [shoots Jerry]
    Jerry:
    [pulls out silver bullet] Werewolves.
    Amy:
    [grabs chalice filled with holy water] Vampires. [throws water]
    ‐ Submitted by Lewis H (2 years ago)

  • Peter Vincent:
    Get me drunk enough and I'll try anything.
    ‐ Submitted by Lewis H (2 years ago)

  • Peter Vincent:
    Let's kill something.
    ‐ Submitted by Lewis H (2 years ago)

  • Evil Ed:
    You just took my arm!
    ‐ Submitted by Lewis H (2 years ago)

  • Ed:
    He's not bruted or love-scented. He's the shark from Jaws!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Charlie Brewster:
    You read way too much Twilight.
    Ed:
    Twilight? That's fiction! This thing is for real!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    Woah! That's a big mighty cross you have there Charlie. But the thing is do you have faith?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    You have your mother's eyes.
    Peter Vincent:
    *shoot*
    Jerry:
    And the aim of your father.
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo R (2 years ago)

  • Charlie Brewster:
    That's a terrible vampire name... Jerry!?
    ‐ Submitted by Kenzo C (3 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    Hey guy.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris L (3 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that... your mom too.
    ‐ Submitted by Adriana R (3 years ago)

  • Ed:
    I am seriously so angry that you think I read 'Twilight'!
    ‐ Submitted by Naomi M (3 years ago)

  • Peter Vincent:
    See that? Like a great date! Get me drunk and I'll try anything.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa M (3 years ago)

  • Peter Vincent:
    Don't expect me to join your little Scooby gang!
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Brewster:
    That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?
    ‐ Submitted by Gina P (3 years ago)

  • Jerry:
    Don't need an invitation if there's no house.
    ‐ Submitted by Gina P (3 years ago)

  • Amy:
    Charlie is gonna find me.
    Jerry:
    I'm counting on it.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Charley Brewster:
    I'm gonna end him. Or he's gonna end me. That's how it's gonna be.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)