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Frozen Assets (1992)
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Reviews Counted: 1
Fresh: 0
Rotten:1
Average Rating: N/A
Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: An executive (Bernsen) is sent to manage a bank in a small town, only to learn that it's a sperm bank. There, he meets the cute nurse (Long) who runs the bank. Together they get into a series of... An executive (Bernsen) is sent to manage a bank in a small town, only to learn that it's a sperm bank. There, he meets the cute nurse (Long) who runs the bank. Together they get into a series of wacky schemes to increase deposits. A romantic comedy heavy on the double entendres and sperm jokes. [More]
Starring: Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman
Starring: Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman, Matt Clark, Jeanne Cooper, Paul Sand, Teri Copley, Gerrit Graham
Director: George Miller
Director: George Miller
Screenwriter: Don Klein, Thomas Kartozian
Producer: Don Klein
Composer: Michael Tavera
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This movie is seriously bad, but what puzzles me is its tone. This is essentially a children's movie with a dirty mind.
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