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Frozen Assets (1992)

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A rising young executive is ecstatic to learn that he is to be acting president at the small-town bank his company just purchased until he gets there and realizes that it is a sperm bank. This base little comedy centers on his attempts to make the place profitable and also chronicles the growing love between himself and the uptight but pretty biologist who works there. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

PG-13, 1 hr. 33 min.

Comedy

Directed By: George Miller

Written By: Don Klein, Thomas Kartozian

Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment

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Shelley Long
Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
Zach Shepard
Larry Miller
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Patterson
Gerrit Graham
Lewis Crandall
Matt Clark
J.F. Hughes
Paul Sand
McTaggert
Linda Altus
Expectant Mother
John Mallory Asher
Bobby Murdock
Sara Ballentine
Valentine
Gary Basey
Clarence
Jerry Basham
Hotel Clerk
Kimberly Beck
Charles Bernard
Zach Shepard's Father
Collin Bernsen
Lomax
Christie Blackmon
Cheerleader
Karen Boettcher-Tate
Mrs. Walker
Lauren Brooks
Lauren Walker
Tara Brooks
Tara
Gloria Camden
Gloria the Madam
Jeanne Cooper
Zach's Mother
Teri Copley
Peaches
Jacqueline Desnet
Receptionist
Duffy Epstein
Bob Gould
Michelle Guthrie
Sheila
Michael G. Hagerty
Sandra Holt
Walt Hoppert
Donor
Lindsey Hutchinson
Cheerleader
Lee Imperial
Expectant Father
Barbara Irvin
Hotel Clerk's Wife
Holly Kane
Randy Kirby
Michele Lane
Mommy in Classroom
Jenifer Lewis
Jomisha
Sheryl Mary Lewis
Picketing Housewife
Colleen Mason
Maddie
Don Maxwell
Mimi Maynard
Dal McKennon
Stud of the Year/Octoge...
Lauren Moran
Gladys
Tony Pope
Udana Power
Don Scorby
TGC Guard
Sandi St. John
Black-eyed Man's Wife
Vicky Vose
Cindy Andrews
Michael Weisman
NPI Guard
Ivy Wharton
Miss Armstrong
Brandon Wolff
Youngest Walker Son
Lee Carrau
Black-eyed Man
John Bloom (III)
Ed Walker
Jesse Merz
Neighbor (uncredited)
Tom Tully

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This movie is seriously bad, but what puzzles me is its tone. This is essentially a children's movie with a dirty mind.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times

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A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny.

May 15, 2010

Naughtia Nahazhina

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A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny.

May 15, 2010

Naughtia Nahazhina

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