Fun With Dick and Jane Quotes

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  • Dick Harper:
    [after being punched in the mouth, sound like he is trying to have in American accent] No, I swear, I am an American citizen. [...] No, call my wife... It's ringing.
    Billy Harper:
    [answers the phone] Hola?
    ‐ Submitted by Manuela V (21 months ago)

  • Jack McCallister:
    Dick Harper...Dick Harper...Dick Harper playing the harp, Harpo Marx playing the Jews harp...D.H....D.H.! HAH, you're my designated hitter!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin W (23 months ago)