And the RC begins...

...NOW!
John Tyler
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10-14-2013 08:00 PM

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John Tyler

J *

"Quick, loosen his pants."
You know, when you said we were having the other white meat, this isn't what I had in mind.

Oct 15 - 12:45 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Yeah, I bailed after 20 minutes. It was either finish that piece of shit or go get laid. Lol

Oct 15 - 04:20 AM

John Tyler

J *

Or both.

Oct 15 - 04:24 AM

John Tyler

J *

I've finished. What a TERRIBLE fucking movie. It's full-on ANUS SCUM delivered to you fresh from the ass.

Oct 14 - 09:35 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

You didn't comment on the last half hour?

Oct 14 - 09:40 PM

John Tyler

J *

No. I couldn't fathom how lame, cheap, insensitive, retarded, stupid, piss-poor, worthless, pointless, aggravating, and unfunny this piece-of-fucking-shit movie was. It is the ANUS of cinema.

Oct 14 - 09:43 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Then why do a RC?

Oct 14 - 09:45 PM

John Tyler

J *

I guess I'm better when I'm with you guys when it comes to RCs.

Oct 14 - 09:47 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Yeah, when it was just me and John it felt kind of bland, needed more life.

Oct 14 - 09:54 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

That's what happens when you do an RC on a Monday night.

Oct 14 - 09:55 PM

John Tyler

J *

Pretty much, yeah.

Oct 22 - 05:02 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

This movie was nearly as bad as 300.

Oct 14 - 09:31 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

This movie was nearly as awful as 300.

Oct 14 - 09:30 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

How is it that the director of Stand By Me and THE PRINCESS FUCKING BRIDE MADE THIS PIECE OF DOGSHIT!?

Oct 14 - 09:29 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Because The Princess Bride sucked.

Oct 14 - 09:30 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

The Princess Bride is amazing.

Oct 14 - 09:32 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANUS.

Oct 14 - 09:35 PM

John Tyler

J *

^^THIS^^

Oct 14 - 09:36 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Glad we agree.

Oct 14 - 09:37 PM

John Tyler

J *

I was talking to Panda.

Oct 14 - 09:37 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

I looked at Rob Reiner's resume, everything he directed before North has a fresh, everything afterwards is rotten (besides the american president), I think that says something.

But no the Princess Bride is an awesome movie, although now knowing that the director of North made the Princess Bride I like the Princess Bride less now, same with Stand By Me.

Oct 14 - 09:38 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

By the way, The American President should be rotten. It's unwatchable.

Oct 14 - 09:42 PM

John Tyler

J *

That movie was great. I also liked Rob Reiner's film Flipped, and that had the same writer as North.

Oct 14 - 09:44 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Fucker.

Oct 14 - 09:48 PM

John Tyler

J *

That's me.

Oct 14 - 09:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It was just a romance. What the fuck, John?

Oct 14 - 09:53 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Is it over? No quotes of the night? No? Nothing?

Oct 14 - 09:27 PM

John Tyler

J *

There's a line involving white meat I said if you scroll to the very bottom.

Oct 14 - 09:37 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

What is this?

Oct 14 - 09:23 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I don't even know. It looks like John gave up, and Chase gave up a looong time ago.

Oct 14 - 09:33 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Reading around, I guess it was on North. What a failed attempt at an RC. You, me, Goldblum, and Gibson weren't contributing.

Oct 14 - 09:35 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

So did we figure out what movie is going to be watched for this weekend's RC?

Oct 14 - 09:37 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I think it's The Last Airbender.

Oct 14 - 09:37 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

YES!!!!

Oct 14 - 09:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I have big things planned...

Oct 14 - 09:42 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Unlike last time, I WILL watch it along with y'all.

Oct 14 - 09:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Can't wait! We need Gibson as well.

Oct 14 - 09:49 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Fuck yeah, that dude's awesome.

Oct 14 - 09:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

The dream team for RCs is me, you, Gibson, Goldblum, Levy, John, and Gilmore.

Oct 14 - 09:51 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

THEY JUST STOLE A FREAKING LINE FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ, THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS JUST A RETARDED, CHEAP, B-MOVIE KNOCK OFF OF THE WIZARD OF OZ. UGH, HOW DARE THEY TARNISH A CLASSIC.

Oct 14 - 09:23 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Oh my, it was all just a dream, I can't believe it, so original and intelligent of a flick!

Oct 14 - 09:22 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Let me guess, he reaches them just on time!

Oct 14 - 09:20 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Elijah Wood calling the idiot kid an asshole is the only thing I like about this movie.

Oct 14 - 09:18 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

"I think there's something wrong with me." YES! YOU GOT IT, BUT NOT JUST YOU THIS ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE!

Oct 14 - 09:13 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

The stand up comedian isn't funny, yet he gets a standing ovation

Oct 14 - 09:11 PM

John Tyler

J *

He goes back to his old parents. Raise your hand. Who else saw this coming from a mile away?

Oct 14 - 09:10 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Oooh noooes a bloody hat.

Oct 14 - 09:09 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

*Gasp* He's not actually dead!

Oct 14 - 09:10 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Oh course the kid is trained to do random stunts like jumping up on a moving car.

Oct 14 - 09:09 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

I see John and Panda are the only two who stuck it out.

Oct 14 - 09:06 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

I've been so close to quitting, but I realized I was far enough in I myswell finish it.

Oct 14 - 09:07 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Bruce Willis is better in a Good Day to Die Hard than in this piece of trash.

Oct 14 - 09:06 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Can this movie please end...please?

Oct 14 - 09:03 PM

John Tyler

J *

The daughter is played by Scarlett Johansson. You know, Scarlett, you must've had a terrible childhood after being in this movie.

Oct 14 - 09:03 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Of course, he leaves his perfect American stereotype parents to go back to his other American stereotype parents.

Oct 14 - 09:02 PM

John Tyler

J *

Not even the T2 reference can save this movie. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Oct 14 - 09:00 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Oh wow, what a plot twist. *Yawn*

Oct 14 - 09:00 PM

John Tyler

J *

From Problem Child to this film. Are you fucking serious, John Ritter?

Oct 14 - 08:59 PM

John Tyler

J *

From China to Africa to Paris, with more unfunny jokes and racist stereotypes.

Oct 14 - 08:58 PM

John Tyler

J *

48:09
One of two things in this movie that got me to chuckle.

Oct 14 - 08:56 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Something actually made you laugh so far? Nothing has even gotten a smirk out of me besides random youtube comments

Oct 14 - 08:58 PM

John Tyler

J *

It wasn't a laugh. It was a chuckle.

Oct 14 - 09:01 PM

John Tyler

J *

Oh, great, now they're making fun of the Amish.

Irony: Kelly McGillis plays the Amish mom, and she played an Amish woman in Witness.

Oct 14 - 08:56 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

NO! Kid, their acting was awful and you are an idiot.

Oct 14 - 08:55 PM

John Tyler

J *

"I'll now take questions."
I got one. When will this fucking movie end?

Oct 14 - 08:54 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

I'd make references are about how stupid this is but I don't even get what's supposed to be going on.

Oct 14 - 08:54 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

That terminator 2 reference is the best thing about this movie.

Oct 14 - 08:53 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

And then the typical American family is of course the perfect fit for the kid. Racist BS.

Oct 14 - 08:53 PM

John Tyler

J *

"Before he starts embarrassing himself."
You're embarrassing yourselves in this fucking movie!

Oct 14 - 08:51 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Yes, Planes totally fly up like balloons.

Oct 14 - 08:50 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

More racism abound!

Oct 14 - 08:49 PM

John Tyler

J *

History Lesson #1: When this shit was done, it was done in times of famine, not just because the guy was fucking old.
History Lesson #2: This was the rarest of the rare back then and was only done as a last resort
History Lesson #3: This happened EONS ago. Nobody does this anymore.

Read a fucking book once in a while, critically-acclaimed director.

Oct 14 - 08:49 PM

John Tyler

J *

NOOOOOOOOO! NOT ABE VIGODA!

Oct 14 - 08:45 PM

John Tyler

J *

39:50-40:07
WHAT'S THE DAMN JOKE?! This isn't funny! This shit is just random! ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN FUCKING TRYING?!

Oct 14 - 08:45 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Grandpa goes out to die. I still don't give a fuck.

Oct 14 - 08:45 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

I'm pretty sure Inuits don't force their elders to kill themselves.

Oct 14 - 08:43 PM

John Tyler

J *

Kathy Bates as an Eskimo. 'Nuff said.

Oct 14 - 08:43 PM

John Tyler

J *

39:00
God, this isn't inaccurate at all, is it?

Oct 14 - 08:43 PM

John Tyler

J *

38:24
Where the hell's the joke? I don't fucking get it!

Oct 14 - 08:42 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

More racist stereotypes and unfunny jokes abound.

Oct 14 - 08:41 PM

John Tyler

J *

Winchell's plan is working. And I still don't give a shit.

Oct 14 - 08:40 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

So apparently people land their planes by running off into a building then bouncing off glass?

Oct 14 - 08:40 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

So the kid's plan is actually working? This movie is a big WTF is this.

Oct 14 - 08:38 PM

John Tyler

J *

Showcasing a kid's crack promotes tourism? FAIL. FAIL ACROSS THE BOARD.

Oct 14 - 08:38 PM

John Tyler

J *

33:27
ARGH, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Oct 14 - 08:37 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

They showed North's crack, probably because the writers were on it.

Oct 14 - 08:37 PM

John Tyler

J *

^^SO MUCH THIS^^

Oct 14 - 08:37 PM

John Tyler

J *

"There's only barren area on all of our islands. Unfortunately, that barren is Mrs. Ho."
And I still don't give a shit.

Oct 14 - 08:35 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

They are mooning North on a billboard...WTF

Oct 14 - 08:35 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

The kid might be onto something though, he must have terrible parents for him to get the name North.

Oct 14 - 08:34 PM

John Tyler

J *

"Well, since we don't use the letters B, C, D, or F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's."
Jesus, the jokes the Irate Gamer makes are funnier than this.

Oct 14 - 08:34 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

"You're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's" You're haiwaiin not Asian, shut up.

Oct 14 - 08:33 PM

John Tyler

J *

Arthur "Ulysees" Belt? Please tell me this movie is just a really bad dream...

Oct 14 - 08:31 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Cringeworthy Haiwaiin parents, and racist stereotypes.

Oct 14 - 08:31 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Those cheers are faker than Kate Tyler!

Just joking, John.

Oct 14 - 08:31 PM

John Tyler

J *

Now the kid with glasses is making fun of old people. Are these fucking writers on meth?

Oct 14 - 08:30 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

A kid giving a political speech and awful crowd effects...Gosh, those cheers were more fake than sitcom laughs.

Oct 14 - 08:30 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

So like, when will the movie start?

Oct 14 - 08:29 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Old buddy? As in some random person he met 2 minutes ago for a 2 minute cliche scene?

Oct 14 - 08:28 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

North the Musical

Coming soon.

Oct 14 - 08:28 PM

John Tyler

J *

"Another rib, son?"
No. An erectile exam is more satisfying than this.

Oct 14 - 08:28 PM

John Tyler

J *

FUUUUUUUUCK. A shitty musical number.

Oct 14 - 08:27 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Do I need a lawyer?

Nope. You need a new agent.

Oct 14 - 08:27 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Where'd that cowboy guy come from? This film is killing my brain cells

Oct 14 - 08:27 PM

John Tyler

J *

"It was a mighty big loss."
Get it? 'Cause Buck was fat and now he's dead?

Oct 14 - 08:26 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

A singing scene...Make it stop please.

Oct 14 - 08:25 PM

John Tyler

J *

22:51-23:00
Wow. There's stereotypes...and then there's THIS SHIT.

Oct 14 - 08:25 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

WTF, a random lawyer shows up out of nowhere, this makes no sense.

Oct 14 - 08:24 PM

John Tyler

J *

The entire movie makes no sense.

Oct 14 - 08:25 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I cant take this movie anymore and I just received a phone call to meet a girl at a bar. I'm done with this piece of dick movie. I'm down for the next one, fellas.

Oct 14 - 08:23 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Chase, you are sad. I watched August Rush through and through.

Oct 14 - 08:24 PM

John Tyler

J *

Have fun.

Oct 14 - 08:25 PM

All-Knowing Panda

The Panda

Oh wow....That kid cannot act at all.

Oct 14 - 08:22 PM

John Tyler

J *

20:55
You've gotta be fucking kidding me...

Oct 14 - 08:22 PM

John Tyler

J *

Now he's referencing The Little Rascals. Sweet Jesus, this movie sucks hard.

Oct 14 - 08:20 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

The courtroom scene is the anus of cinema.

Oct 14 - 08:20 PM

John Tyler

J *

"Your honor, the defense rests."
LAMEST. JOKE. EVER.

Oct 14 - 08:19 PM

John Tyler

J *

"They're not gonna take this lying down."
Get it? 'Cause North's parents read the paper and now they're lying down unconscious?

Oct 14 - 08:18 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I don't think I can do it anymore. This is too much.

Oct 14 - 08:16 PM

John Tyler

J *

NEUUUUUUUUUU!

Oct 14 - 08:17 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I'm going to try. I need to take my buzz up a notch.

Oct 14 - 08:18 PM

John Tyler

J *

Jon Lovitz. 'Nuff said.

Oct 14 - 08:16 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

John, is your profile pic from Scanners?

Oct 14 - 08:15 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Fuck. It looks so familiar.

Oct 14 - 08:16 PM

John Tyler

J *

Actually, it's from The Fly II.

Oct 14 - 08:16 PM

John Tyler

J *

What in the blue HELL is with this pants factory?

Oct 14 - 08:14 PM

John Tyler

J *

Frodo, you best get away from the pre-pubescent Larry King.

Oct 14 - 08:12 PM

John Tyler

J *

11:21
Is he on pot brownies?

Oct 14 - 08:12 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Wolfgang "Amaydeus" Mozart? Fuck my life.

Oct 14 - 08:11 PM

John Tyler

J *

"They don't know what a good thing they got in you, right?"
John McClane is fucking psychic?

Oct 14 - 08:10 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

This movie sucks the Devil's grundle.

Oct 14 - 08:10 PM

John Tyler

J *

BRUCE WILLIS...IN A FUCKING BUNNY SUIT...*hangs himself*

Oct 14 - 08:09 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Is there a reason Bruce Willis is in a pink bunny suit? I feel violated.

Oct 14 - 08:09 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

This is the worst movie I've ever seen.

Oct 14 - 08:08 PM

John Tyler

J *

"Quick, loosen his pants."
You know, when you said we were having the other white meat, this isn't what I had in mind.

Oct 14 - 08:07 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Da fuq??

Oct 14 - 08:06 PM

John Tyler

J *

Wow, Wood's singing blows. No pun intended.

Oct 14 - 08:05 PM

John Tyler

J *

04:09
Kid, calm down. Your parents are arguing. It's nothing abnormal.

Oct 14 - 08:05 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

That's exactly how I performed when I was in a band.

Oct 14 - 08:05 PM

John Tyler

J *

Oh, joy. A conversation that goes nowhere.

Oct 14 - 08:04 PM

John Tyler

J *

This movie was based on a novel?

Oct 14 - 08:03 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Holy fuck! Dead Silence.

Oct 14 - 08:03 PM

John Tyler

J *

George and Elaine from Seinfeld are in this movie.

...interesting...

Oct 14 - 08:02 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I hate this already.

Oct 14 - 08:02 PM

John Tyler

J *

I kinda like the music playing during the credits.

Oct 14 - 08:03 PM

John Tyler

J *

The house that Freddy built is involved with this movie?

Oct 14 - 08:01 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

That house is ass.

Oct 14 - 08:01 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

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Oct 14 - 08:00 PM

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