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Garmento (2003)

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Reviews Counted:22

Fresh:6

Rotten:16

Average Rating:4.6/10

Rated: Not Rated

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Jun 6, 2003 Limited

Synopsis: Fashion is a glamorous industry of beautiful people, right? GARMENTO tells the other side of the story through a dark and comical look beneath the seams of NYC's rag business. Industry insider... Fashion is a glamorous industry of beautiful people, right? GARMENTO tells the other side of the story through a dark and comical look beneath the seams of NYC's rag business. Industry insider Michele Maher reveals an absurd world where shady dealings and ruthlessness are fashionable, setting the trend for corporate America. Poncho Ramirez is considered one of the greatest American designers of the twentieth century. But in 1993 his fashion house, Poncho Ramirez Inc., is now near bankruptcy due to a failed product line. Rival company Romeo Jeans, a has-been brand desperate to revive its reputation, seizes the opportunity to rescue Poncho's company from financial doom and proposes an offer that can't be refused. Although these rivals beg to differ in style and taste, everybody shares one thing in common - making money. The result of this joint venture is a clash of characters and a new jeans line. PR Jeans is introduced to the public with an obscene advertising campaign, stimulating controversy in the media and a buying frenzy among America's teenagers. Sales skyrocket, launching the company into overnight financial success and its executives on a mission to take the company public. In their desperate reach for crucial quarterly numbers, company insiders scheme to protect the millions of dollars at stake. Backstabbing and foul play reveal a world of greed and power where some people get what's coming to them and others don't. GARMENTO is a wickedly amusing satire of everything from the infamous designer jeans craze of the 70s to the real-life tales of corruption inside the world of fashion taken from today's headlines. Shot on NYC's 7th Avenue, GARMENTO was an official selection for the SXSW Film Festival 2002 and the Hollywood Film Festival 2002. Written and directed by Michele Maher and stars David Thornton, Katie MacNichol, Jerry Grayson and Saundra Santiago. The film is rated R and runs 87 minutes. [More]

Starring: Katie MacNicol, David Thornton, Saundra Santiago, Jerry Grayson

Starring: Katie MacNicol, David Thornton, Saundra Santiago, Jerry Grayson, Juan Hernandez, Matt Servitto, Kevin Geer, Gretchen Cleevely

Director: Michele Maher

Director: Michele Maher
Screenwriter: Michele Maher
Producer: Michele Maher
Composer: Ed Tomney
Studio: Spanish Moss Productions

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In her three years in the garment industry, Maher may have learned her way around a sewing room but she picked up nothing about a movie set.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
10/05/03
Jules Brenner
Jules Brenner
Filmcritic.com

Despite MacNichol's sneaky verve and Thornton's sly subtlety the lead characters swiftly fade and shrink.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
06/13/03
Bob Campbell
Bob Campbell
Newark Star-Ledger
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At times, Garmento looks like the real deal, but underneath the label, it's just another designer rip-off.

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08/08/03
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

As a satire, Garmento is toothless. As a comedy, it's funny only in spurts.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
08/07/03
Gary Dowell
Gary Dowell
Dallas Morning News
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Writer/director Maher has told her tale well, and the end result is a Mahogeny for the turn of the century (without the bad music or the nervous breakdowns).

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
05/13/03
Dean Edward
Dean Edward
Film Threat

Despite an excellent start, great characters, and a perfect niche mood, Garmento never fully capitalizes on its potential.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
05/13/03
Sam Frazier, Jr.
Sam Frazier, Jr.
Film Threat

What is Garmento but a lame approximation of sexier and deadlier works like Altman's The Player?

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
05/13/03
Ed Gonzalez
Ed Gonzalez
Slant Magazine

Strong in dialogue and atmosphere, keeping the viewer interested in what is going to happen to these characters.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
06/09/03
Edward Havens
Edward Havens
FilmJerk.com

A film that would be twice as funny if it tried half as hard.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
06/05/03
Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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Edgy, often humorous satire about the New York rag trade.

Full Review Source: Compuserve | comment Comment
05/13/03
Harvey S. Karten
Harvey S. Karten
Compuserve

A toothless, dated Seventh Avenue satire with shaky script, direction and acting.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
06/05/03
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
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Without an assured character at its center, the movie quickly collapses in a heap of moldy clichés and contrived (and not especially funny) situations.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
06/05/03
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

One of the most real exposés of this seamy biz you will ever see.

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06/10/03
David Noh
David Noh
Film Journal International

Maher shows how commercial buzz gives way to infectious, free-floating greed, but the story has too many characters, about whom we know too little.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
06/03/03
Ed Park
Ed Park
Village Voice
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This shaky satire set in New York's garment district is consistently undone by an inconsistency of tone and less-than-assured directing and acting.

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07/04/03
Frank Scheck
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
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Maher in her debut as a director/writer does a good job showing why garmento is a derogatory term for the industry that has such a checkered past.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | comment Comment
09/25/03
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Garmento has nothing going for it.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
10/02/03
Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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Maher's feature debut has amusing moments, but falls apart as quickly as a cheap knockoff.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
06/06/03
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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10/06/03
Jules Brenner
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