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    1. Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
    2. Siegfried: I don't believe you.
    3. Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
    4. Siegfried: No
    5. Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB Gun?
    – Submitted by Andrew D (13 months ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: I believe you have underestimated me and the element of surprise!
    – Submitted by The Artist Formerly Known a (17 months ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
    2. Agent 99: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
    – Submitted by David R (22 months ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!
    – Submitted by Arjun I (2 years ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
    2. Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'?
    – Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Personal best!
    – Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)
    1. Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.
    2. Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Agent 23: I'm gonna get that briefcase from you Max.
    2. Maxwell Smart: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
    3. Agent 23: [pauses] That's what I said.
    4. Maxwell Smart: I know I'm just trying to annoy you.
    – Submitted by Lee C (2 years ago)
    1. Agent 99: I'll be right back.
    2. Maxwell Smart: Where could you possibly be going?!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Well that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Bruce, Lloyd what happened, and what is that ungodly smell?
    2. Lloyd: Fear.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Chief: Your field agent test results just came in and- Something wrong with your ear?
    2. Maxwell Smart: Absolutely not. Would you like me to wait while you answer that?
    3. Chief: Answer what?
    4. Maxwell Smart: Nothing. You were saying?
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Shtarker: Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive. One slip-up, and it's 'Ka-fricking-boom'
    2. Siegfried: Shtarker. This is Chaos we don't 'Ka-fricking-boom' here.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: That's a bad guy! His head is like one of those Easter Island heads!
    – Submitted by Mark A (2 years ago)
    1. Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what im thinking?
    2. Chief: If your thinking holy sh*t, holy sh*t a swordfish almost went through my head, yes.
    – Submitted by David A (3 years ago)

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