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- Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.Siegfried: I don't believe you.Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?Siegfried: NoMaxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB Gun?‐ Submitted by Andrew D (2 years ago)
- Maxwell Smart: I believe you have underestimated me and the element of surprise!‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
- Maxwell Smart: Did you see anything while I was dancing?Agent 99: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.‐ Submitted by David R (3 years ago)
- Maxwell Smart: Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!‐ Submitted by Arjun I (3 years ago)
- Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'?‐ Submitted by Cameron D (3 years ago)
- Maxwell Smart: Personal best!‐ Submitted by ethan t (3 years ago)
- Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)
- Agent 23: I'm gonna get that briefcase from you Max.Maxwell Smart: If you want it, you'll have to take it.Agent 23: [pauses] That's what I said.Maxwell Smart: I know I'm just trying to annoy you.‐ Submitted by Lee C (3 years ago)
- Agent 99: I'll be right back.Maxwell Smart: Where could you possibly be going?!
- Maxwell Smart: Well that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
- Maxwell Smart: Bruce, Lloyd what happened, and what is that ungodly smell?Lloyd: Fear.
- Chief: Your field agent test results just came in and- Something wrong with your ear?Maxwell Smart: Absolutely not. Would you like me to wait while you answer that?Chief: Answer what?Maxwell Smart: Nothing. You were saying?
- Shtarker: Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive. One slip-up, and it's 'Ka-fricking-boom'Siegfried: Shtarker. This is Chaos we don't 'Ka-fricking-boom' here.
- Maxwell Smart: That's a bad guy! His head is like one of those Easter Island heads!‐ Submitted by Mark A (4 years ago)
- Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what im thinking?Chief: If your thinking holy sh*t, holy sh*t a swordfish almost went through my head, yes.‐ Submitted by David A (4 years ago)