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Ghost Ship Reviews

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Carly Kocurek
Common Sense Media
January 1, 2011
Do not board Ghost Ship.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
October 25, 2002
The script is a clumsy patchwork of The Shining, Alien and anything else the writers could rent (not read, mind you) at Blockbuster.
| Original Score: 1/5
Tyler Hanley
Palo Alto Weekly
May 20, 2003
Director Steven Beck builds his Ghost Ship with borrowed materials from all across the cinematic sea.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
October 25, 2002
It's better than you expect but not as good as you hope.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
October 24, 2002
Aside from an occasional, half-hearted 'boo!' moment, there's nothing scary about this movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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Ella Taylor
L.A. Weekly
October 24, 2002
It was a dark and stormy night...
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com
April 26, 2003
It should be mentioned that the set design and interiors of the haunted vessel are more than effectively creepy and moodily lit. So I just did.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
October 30, 2002
A lame script, featuring sorry dialogue and a senseless story, is more likely to provoke laughs than screams from its intended audience.
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
October 29, 2002
A dumb movie with dumb characters doing dumb things and you have to be really dumb not to see where this is going.
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
November 26, 2002
Good concept but poorly executed.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
October 26, 2002
Even as lame horror flicks go, this is lame.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Clint Morris
Moviehole
October 26, 2002
If there were as many scares as there were phony decapitated heads we may have had half a movie here.
| Original Score: 2/5
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Manohla Dargis
Los Angeles Times
October 24, 2002
Ghost Ship is the sort of flimflam that would have filled eight paneled pages in the great horror comic book Tales From the Crypt or consumed about 30 minutes on the latter-day HBO spinoff.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Joshua Tyler
CinemaBlend.com
October 28, 2002
A soggy, cliche-bound epic-horror yarn that ends up being even dumber than its title.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
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Trevor Johnston
Time Out
June 24, 2006
The final reel plots a course smack between predictable and sheer idiocy.
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
October 25, 2002
A standard haunted house tale transplanted to the high seas.
Full Review| Original Score: 2/4
Nick Rogers
State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL)
June 26, 2003
It's a workmanlike production, with no surprises, no scares and no jokes - unless you count the demon that laments his job by saying he must gather enough souls to fill a quota.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/4
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
October 23, 2002
Exposition litters Ghost Ship like barnacles on a rusty hull. At times the film sits dead in the water while characters stand around updating each other on events we've already seen.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/4
Danny Minton
KBTV-NBC (Beaumont, TX)
October 28, 2002
They should have left this ship alone and saved me ninety minutes.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Sean Axmaker
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
October 24, 2002
(Director Steve) Beck wants to dazzle the audience. I'd settle for a story.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
October 27, 2002
It's really a thinly disguised stalk 'n 'slash that will sink to video oblivion soon after Halloween.
Full Review| Original Score: 2/4
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)
October 25, 2002
...to end the film the producers use a plot device so old it needs a hip replacement.
Full Review| Original Score: 2/4

Boston Phoenix
November 18, 2002
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