Ghostbusters Quotes

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  • Peter Venkman:
    I'm right in the middle of something, Ray!
    ‐ Submitted by Brian D (11 months ago)

  • Egon Spengler:
    Don't cross the streams!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (19 months ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Back off, man! I'm a scientist!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (19 months ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    ‐ Submitted by Swayamdeep S (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Back of man, I'm a Scientist.
    ‐ Submitted by Crispin T (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, ok? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed Schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
    Librarian:
    My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
    Peter Venkman:
    I'd call that a big yes.
    ‐ Submitted by Jarryd R (2 years ago)

  • Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    ‐ Submitted by Allison V (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!
    ‐ Submitted by Zach S (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Alright... let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    ‐ Submitted by Jared B (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (2 years ago)

  • Janine Melnitz:
    You are so kind to take care of that man. You know, you're a real humanitarian.
    Egon Spengler:
    I don't think he's human.
    ‐ Submitted by Francesco A (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Listen... do you smell something?
    ‐ Submitted by Brian G (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Ray, the sponges migrated a foot.
    ‐ Submitted by Terrance O (2 years ago)

  • Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    ‐ Submitted by William T (2 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    ‐ Submitted by Jared B (3 years ago)

  • Gozer (uncredited):
    Are you a god?
    Peter Venkman:
    No...
    Gozer (uncredited):
    Then... DIE!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackson L (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
    ‐ Submitted by bob j (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Nervous?
    Student:
    Uh, ya.
    Peter Venkman:
    Well we only have 75 more to go.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'yes!'
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    [referring to Gozer] Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    ‐ Submitted by Kris R (3 years ago)

  • Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
    ‐ Submitted by Kris R (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    Walter Peck:
    They caused an explosion!
    Mayor:
    [to the Ghostbusters] Is this true?
    Peter Venkman:
    Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.
    ‐ Submitted by Kris R (3 years ago)

  • Mayor:
    What if you're wrong?
    Peter Venkman:
    If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail, peacefully, quietly. WeĆ¢??ll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • Egon Spengler:
    Don't cross the streams.
    Peter Venkman:
    Why?
    Egon Spengler:
    It would be bad.
    Peter Venkman:
    I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
    Egon Spengler:
    Try to image all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
    Raymond Stantz:
    Total protonic reversal.
    Peter Venkman:
    Right. That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks Egon.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    You know, it's just occurred to me we really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment.
    Egon Spengler:
    I blame myself.
    Peter Venkman:
    So do I.
    Raymond Stantz:
    No sense in worrying about it now.
    Peter Venkman:
    Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    Symmetrical book stacking... just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
    Peter Venkman:
    You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (3 years ago)

  • Gozer:
    [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God? [Ray looks at Peter and he nods]
    Raymond Stantz:
    No.
    Gozer:
    Then... DIE! [lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
    Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    Peter Venkman:
    All right! This chick is TOAST!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (3 years ago)

  • Janine Melnitz:
    Ghostbusters, what do you want?
    ‐ Submitted by Nathan J (3 years ago)

  • Louis Tully/The Key Master:
    Who are you guys?
    Raymond Stantz:
    We're the Ghostbusters.
    Louis Tully/The Key Master:
    Who does your taxes?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Winston Zeddmore:
    And we had the tools, we had the talent!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Let's show this Prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Gozer:
    Are you a God?
    Raymond Stantz:
    No.
    Gozer:
    Then Die! [attacks Ghostbusters]
    Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray, if someone asks you if your a God you say 'yes'!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Janine Melnitz:
    Do you want some coffee mister Tully?
    Louis Tully/The Key Master:
    Do I?
    Egon Spengler:
    Yes have some.
    Louis Tully/The Key Master:
    Yes have some!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Zool may I speak to Dana please?
    Dana Barrett:
    [Zool voice] There is no Dana only Zool!
    Peter Venkman:
    What a lovely singing voice you must have.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Dana Barrett:
    Oh shit!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Janine Melnitz:
    Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP , clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
    Winston Zeddmore:
    Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    Ok i'm opening the trap, don't look directly at the trap!
    Egon Spengler:
    I looked at the trap Ray!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Come in Ray
    Raymond Stantz:
    Venkman, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!
    Peter Venkman:
    It's right here Ray, it's looking at me.
    Raymond Stantz:
    It's an ugly little spud isn't it.
    Peter Venkman:
    I think it can hear you Ray.
    Raymond Stantz:
    Don't move, it won't hurt you if you-
    Peter Venkman:
    AHH!
    Raymond Stantz:
    Venkman, Venkman, Venkman what happend are you ok?!
    Peter Venkman:
    He slimed me.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    I think we better split-up.
    Egon Spengler:
    Ya, good idea.
    Peter Venkman:
    Ya we can do more damage that way.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Man at Elevator:
    What are you suppost to be some kind of Cosmonaut?
    Peter Venkman:
    No we're exterminators, somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
    Man at Elevator:
    That's gotta be some cockroach.
    Peter Venkman:
    Bite your head off man.
    Raymond Stantz:
    [elevator arrives] Going up?
    Man at Elevator:
    I'll take the next one.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Dana Barrett:
    That's the bedroom, but nothing but nothing ever happend in there.
    Peter Venkman:
    What a crime.
    Dana Barrett:
    You know you don't act like a Scientist.
    Peter Venkman:
    They're usually pretty stiff.
    Peter Venkman:
    You're more like a game show host.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Alright, I'll go to Dana's apartment and check her out. [pause] I'll go check out Dana's apartment.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Janine Melnitz:
    I read a lot myself, some people think I'm too intelectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your time. I also play Racket ball. Do you have any hobbies?
    Egon Spengler:
    I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Ma'am are you currently in your menstrual cycle?
    Library Administrator:
    What's that got to do with it?
    Peter Venkman:
    Back off man, I'm a scientist.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    Listen... do you smell something?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.
    Egon Spengler:
    That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian O (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
    Egon Spengler:
    Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
    Winston Zeddmore:
    The dead rising from the grave!
    Peter Venkman:
    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrea S (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Is there any history of mental illness in your family?
    Librarian:
    I had an uncle who thought he was Saint Jerome.
    Peter Venkman:
    I'd take that as a yes.
    ‐ Submitted by John P (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    He slimed me.
    ‐ Submitted by John P (3 years ago)

  • Louis Tully/The Key Master:
    Boy, the superintendent's gonna be pissed!
    ‐ Submitted by John P (3 years ago)

  • Raymond Stantz:
    Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    Walter Peck:
    They caused an explosion!
    Mayor:
    Is this true?
    Peter Venkman:
    Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick.
    ‐ Submitted by Zev B (3 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Hee hee hee! 'Get her!' That was your whole plan, huh, 'get her.' Very scientific.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)

  • Dana Barrett:
    [to Peter] Are you the key master?
    Peter Venkman:
    Um no...not that I know of. [Dana shuts door. Peter knocks again]
    Dana Barrett:
    Are you the key master?
    Peter Venkman:
    Um...yeah. Um...I'm a friend of his, yeah.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    And the flowers are still standing!
    ‐ Submitted by John H (4 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    He slimed me.
    ‐ Submitted by Neptune F (4 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    I've been slimed.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Peter Venkman:
    We came. We saw. We kicked its ass.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Winston Zeddmore:
    Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
    ‐ Submitted by Neptune F (4 years ago)

  • Man at Elevator:
    What are you supposed to be some kind of cosmonaut?
    Raymond Stantz:
    Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
    Man at Elevator:
    That must be some cockroach.
    Peter Venkman:
    Bite your head off man.
    ‐ Submitted by James K (4 years ago)

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