Ghostbusters Quotes

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• 1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
  – Submitted by Swayamdeep S (3 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Back of man, I'm a Scientist.
  – Submitted by Crispin T (3 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, ok? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed Schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
  2. Librarian: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
  3. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes.
  – Submitted by Jarryd R (4 months ago)
• 1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
  – Submitted by Allison V (5 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!
  – Submitted by Zach S (5 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Alright... let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
  – Submitted by Jared B (8 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (8 months ago)
• 1. Janine Melnitz: You are so kind to take care of that man. You know, you're a real humanitarian.
  2. Egon Spengler: I don't think he's human.
  – Submitted by Francesco A (9 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Listen... do you smell something?
  – Submitted by Brian G (9 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Ray, the sponges migrated a foot.
  – Submitted by Terrance O (9 months ago)
• 1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
  – Submitted by William T (9 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
  – Submitted by Jared B (11 months ago)
• 1. Gozer (uncredited): Are you a god?
  2. Peter Venkman: No...
  3. Gozer (uncredited): Then... DIE!
  – Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (11 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
  – Submitted by Jackson L (13 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
  – Submitted by bob j (13 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Nervous?
  2. Student: Uh, ya.
  3. Peter Venkman: Well we only have 75 more to go.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (15 months ago)
• 1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'yes!'
  – Submitted by Rocky F (15 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: [referring to Gozer] Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
  – Submitted by Kris R (16 months ago)
• 1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
  – Submitted by Kris R (16 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
  2. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
  3. Mayor: [to the Ghostbusters] Is this true?
  4. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.
  – Submitted by Kris R (16 months ago)
• 1. Mayor: What if you're wrong?
  2. Peter Venkman: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail, peacefully, quietly. Weâ??ll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
  – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.
  – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
• 1. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
  2. Peter Venkman: Why?
  3. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
  4. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
  5. Egon Spengler: Try to image all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
  6. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
  7. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks Egon.
  – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: You know, it's just occurred to me we really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment.
  2. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
  3. Peter Venkman: So do I.
  4. Raymond Stantz: No sense in worrying about it now.
  5. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
  – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking... just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
  2. Peter Venkman: You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
  – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
• 1. Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God? [Ray looks at Peter and he nods]
  2. Raymond Stantz: No.
  3. Gozer: Then... DIE! [lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
  4. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
  5. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
  – Submitted by Nick S (17 months ago)
• 1. Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters, what do you want?
  – Submitted by Nathan J (17 months ago)
• 1. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Who are you guys?
  2. Raymond Stantz: We're the Ghostbusters.
  3. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Who does your taxes?
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Winston Zeddmore: And we had the tools, we had the talent!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this Prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Gozer: Are you a God?
  2. Raymond Stantz: No.
  3. Gozer: Then Die! [attacks Ghostbusters]
  4. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, if someone asks you if your a God you say 'yes'!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Janine Melnitz: Do you want some coffee mister Tully?
  2. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Do I?
  3. Egon Spengler: Yes have some.
  4. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Yes have some!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Zool may I speak to Dana please?
  2. Dana Barrett: [Zool voice] There is no Dana only Zool!
  3. Peter Venkman: What a lovely singing voice you must have.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Dana Barrett: Oh shit!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP , clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
  2. Winston Zeddmore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: Ok i'm opening the trap, don't look directly at the trap!
  2. Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap Ray!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Come in Ray
  2. Raymond Stantz: Venkman, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!
  3. Peter Venkman: It's right here Ray, it's looking at me.
  4. Raymond Stantz: It's an ugly little spud isn't it.
  5. Peter Venkman: I think it can hear you Ray.
  6. Raymond Stantz: Don't move, it won't hurt you if you-
  7. Peter Venkman: AHH!
  8. Raymond Stantz: Venkman, Venkman, Venkman what happend are you ok?!
  9. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split-up.
  2. Egon Spengler: Ya, good idea.
  3. Peter Venkman: Ya we can do more damage that way.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Man at Elevator: What are you suppost to be some kind of Cosmonaut?
  2. Peter Venkman: No we're exterminators, somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
  3. Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
  4. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off man.
  5. Raymond Stantz: [elevator arrives] Going up?
  6. Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing but nothing ever happend in there.
  2. Peter Venkman: What a crime.
  3. Dana Barrett: You know you don't act like a Scientist.
  4. Peter Venkman: They're usually pretty stiff.
  5. Peter Venkman: You're more like a game show host.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Alright, I'll go to Dana's apartment and check her out. [pause] I'll go check out Dana's apartment.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Janine Melnitz: I read a lot myself, some people think I'm too intelectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your time. I also play Racket ball. Do you have any hobbies?
  2. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Ma'am are you currently in your menstrual cycle?
  2. Library Administrator: What's that got to do with it?
  3. Peter Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: Listen... do you smell something?
  – Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.
  2. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
  – Submitted by Brian O (19 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
  2. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
  3. Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
  4. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
  – Submitted by Andrea S (19 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Is there any history of mental illness in your family?
  2. Librarian: I had an uncle who thought he was Saint Jerome.
  3. Peter Venkman: I'd take that as a yes.
  – Submitted by William S (21 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
  – Submitted by William S (21 months ago)
• 1. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Boy, the superintendent's gonna be pissed!
  – Submitted by William S (21 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
  2. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
  3. Mayor: Is this true?
  4. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick.
  – Submitted by Zev B (21 months ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! 'Get her!' That was your whole plan, huh, 'get her.' Very scientific.
  – Submitted by Sam B (22 months ago)
• 1. Dana Barrett: [to Peter] Are you the key master?
  2. Peter Venkman: Um no...not that I know of. [Dana shuts door. Peter knocks again]
  3. Dana Barrett: Are you the key master?
  4. Peter Venkman: Um...yeah. Um...I'm a friend of his, yeah.
  – Submitted by Aidan C (2 years ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
  – Submitted by Aidan C (2 years ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: And the flowers are still standing!
  – Submitted by John H (2 years ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
  – Submitted by Neptune F (2 years ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: I've been slimed.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Peter Venkman: We came. We saw. We kicked its ass.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
  – Submitted by Neptune F (2 years ago)
• 1. Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be some kind of cosmonaut?
  2. Raymond Stantz: Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
  3. Man at Elevator: That must be some cockroach.
  4. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off man.
  – Submitted by James K (2 years ago)