Ghostbusters Quotes

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    1. Peter Venkman: I'm right in the middle of something, Ray!
    – Submitted by Brian D (2 months ago)
    1. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (9 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Back off, man! I'm a scientist!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (9 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    – Submitted by Swayamdeep S (19 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Back of man, I'm a Scientist.
    – Submitted by Crispin T (20 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, ok? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed Schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
    2. Librarian: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
    3. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes.
    – Submitted by Jarryd R (20 months ago)
    1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    – Submitted by Allison V (21 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!
    – Submitted by Zach S (21 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Alright... let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    – Submitted by Jared B (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (2 years ago)
    1. Janine Melnitz: You are so kind to take care of that man. You know, you're a real humanitarian.
    2. Egon Spengler: I don't think he's human.
    – Submitted by Francesco A (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Listen... do you smell something?
    – Submitted by Brian G (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Ray, the sponges migrated a foot.
    – Submitted by Terrance O (2 years ago)
    1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    – Submitted by William T (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    – Submitted by Jared B (2 years ago)
    1. Gozer (uncredited): Are you a god?
    2. Peter Venkman: No...
    3. Gozer (uncredited): Then... DIE!
    – Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
    – Submitted by Jackson L (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
    – Submitted by bob j (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Nervous?
    2. Student: Uh, ya.
    3. Peter Venkman: Well we only have 75 more to go.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'yes!'
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: [referring to Gozer] Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    2. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
    3. Mayor: [to the Ghostbusters] Is this true?
    4. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Mayor: What if you're wrong?
    2. Peter Venkman: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail, peacefully, quietly. WeĆ¢??ll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
    2. Peter Venkman: Why?
    3. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
    4. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
    5. Egon Spengler: Try to image all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
    6. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
    7. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks Egon.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: You know, it's just occurred to me we really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment.
    2. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
    3. Peter Venkman: So do I.
    4. Raymond Stantz: No sense in worrying about it now.
    5. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking... just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
    2. Peter Venkman: You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God? [Ray looks at Peter and he nods]
    2. Raymond Stantz: No.
    3. Gozer: Then... DIE! [lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
    4. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    5. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters, what do you want?
    – Submitted by Nathan J (2 years ago)
    1. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Who are you guys?
    2. Raymond Stantz: We're the Ghostbusters.
    3. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Who does your taxes?
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Winston Zeddmore: And we had the tools, we had the talent!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this Prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Gozer: Are you a God?
    2. Raymond Stantz: No.
    3. Gozer: Then Die! [attacks Ghostbusters]
    4. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, if someone asks you if your a God you say 'yes'!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Janine Melnitz: Do you want some coffee mister Tully?
    2. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Do I?
    3. Egon Spengler: Yes have some.
    4. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Yes have some!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Zool may I speak to Dana please?
    2. Dana Barrett: [Zool voice] There is no Dana only Zool!
    3. Peter Venkman: What a lovely singing voice you must have.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Dana Barrett: Oh shit!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP , clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
    2. Winston Zeddmore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Ok i'm opening the trap, don't look directly at the trap!
    2. Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap Ray!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Come in Ray
    2. Raymond Stantz: Venkman, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!
    3. Peter Venkman: It's right here Ray, it's looking at me.
    4. Raymond Stantz: It's an ugly little spud isn't it.
    5. Peter Venkman: I think it can hear you Ray.
    6. Raymond Stantz: Don't move, it won't hurt you if you-
    7. Peter Venkman: AHH!
    8. Raymond Stantz: Venkman, Venkman, Venkman what happend are you ok?!
    9. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split-up.
    2. Egon Spengler: Ya, good idea.
    3. Peter Venkman: Ya we can do more damage that way.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Man at Elevator: What are you suppost to be some kind of Cosmonaut?
    2. Peter Venkman: No we're exterminators, somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
    3. Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
    4. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off man.
    5. Raymond Stantz: [elevator arrives] Going up?
    6. Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing but nothing ever happend in there.
    2. Peter Venkman: What a crime.
    3. Dana Barrett: You know you don't act like a Scientist.
    4. Peter Venkman: They're usually pretty stiff.
    5. Peter Venkman: You're more like a game show host.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Alright, I'll go to Dana's apartment and check her out. [pause] I'll go check out Dana's apartment.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Janine Melnitz: I read a lot myself, some people think I'm too intelectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your time. I also play Racket ball. Do you have any hobbies?
    2. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Ma'am are you currently in your menstrual cycle?
    2. Library Administrator: What's that got to do with it?
    3. Peter Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Listen... do you smell something?
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.
    2. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
    – Submitted by Brian O (2 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
    2. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
    3. Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
    4. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
    – Submitted by Andrea S (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Is there any history of mental illness in your family?
    2. Librarian: I had an uncle who thought he was Saint Jerome.
    3. Peter Venkman: I'd take that as a yes.
    – Submitted by John P (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
    – Submitted by John P (3 years ago)
    1. Louis Tully/The Key Master: Boy, the superintendent's gonna be pissed!
    – Submitted by John P (3 years ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    2. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
    3. Mayor: Is this true?
    4. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick.
    – Submitted by Zev B (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! 'Get her!' That was your whole plan, huh, 'get her.' Very scientific.
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)
    1. Dana Barrett: [to Peter] Are you the key master?
    2. Peter Venkman: Um no...not that I know of. [Dana shuts door. Peter knocks again]
    3. Dana Barrett: Are you the key master?
    4. Peter Venkman: Um...yeah. Um...I'm a friend of his, yeah.
    – Submitted by Aidan C (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
    – Submitted by Aidan C (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: And the flowers are still standing!
    – Submitted by John H (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
    – Submitted by Neptune F (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: I've been slimed.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: We came. We saw. We kicked its ass.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
    – Submitted by Neptune F (3 years ago)
    1. Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be some kind of cosmonaut?
    2. Raymond Stantz: Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
    3. Man at Elevator: That must be some cockroach.
    4. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off man.
    – Submitted by James K (3 years ago)

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