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G.I. Jesús

G.I. Jesús (2006)

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57

Average Rating: 5.8/10
Critic Reviews: 7
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 3

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27

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Average Rating: 2.6/5
User Ratings: 1,276

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The American dream of a Mexican citizen who joined the U.S. military in order to gain citizenship fade into a waking nightmare when he returns from active duty in Iraq to discover just how drastically American culture has changed his wife and daughter. All Jesus wanted was to build a better life for his family. In order to do so, he signed up with Uncle Sam and went to defend the American flag on the front lines of Iraq. Now lamenting the fact that rampant consumerism and ravenous consumption

Mar 18, 2008

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All Critics (19) | Top Critics (8) | Fresh (9) | Rotten (9)

[Director] Colpaert makes nice use of blue and green hues, and he makes some valid points about the Iraqi war. But the script lacks coherence and ends with a 180-degree flip that lessens the impact of what has gone before.

April 11, 2007 Full Review Source: New York Post | Comment (1)
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G. I. Jesus may be a mixed bag, but it is so impressive in so many ways that it demands to be taken seriously.

April 9, 2007 | Comment (1)
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For such a gritty indie film, it's galling that [Arquette] and his family are so handsomely photogenic in a generic Hollywood way. Where's the rebellious truth in that?

March 23, 2007 Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | Comment (1)
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The choices made by the characters are sure to infuriate some, but at least they add to the discussion.

January 26, 2007 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
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The scattershot approach may not be masterful, but it does land some glancing blows.

January 25, 2007 Full Review Source: New York Magazine
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This unruly hodgepodge of actual combat footage and Manchurian Candidate-style surrealism is a bold, often clumsy, but always intriguing piece of work.

June 13, 2006 Full Review Source: Variety
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Amateurish production values and unpolished writing hinder this occasionally touching portrait of Jesus (Joe Arquette), a Hispanic Iraq war vet returning to his wife and daughter.

April 26, 2009 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com
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G.I. Jesus is what a movie at a film festival should be -- creative, original, and challenging.

February 2, 2009 Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly
Las Vegas Weekly

G.I. JESÚS isn't perfect but in its modest manner it is an ambitious and intriguing film. It is packed with topics ranging from immigration to the deployment of potentially ill men and women to the lack of proper care for veterans to the haunting effects

May 7, 2007 Full Review Source: Murphy's Movie Reviews
Murphy's Movie Reviews

Writer-director Carl Colpaert brushes past the most interesting aspect of his own film.

April 12, 2007 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

Everything that GI Jesus wants to talk about is worth discussing [but] sadly the third act hits the movie like a torpedo, sending it slowly sinking into failure.

April 6, 2007 Full Review Source: CHUD

An ambitious set of scrappy performances combined with a screenplay that threatens to fragment from shear edginess. Succeeds only due to the pure sincerity of the cast.

April 4, 2007
Monsters and Critics

At times beautifully captures the fear and paranoia that accompany soldiers home from war but that too often gets muddled in the morass of Jesus' internal wanderings.

March 31, 2007 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Comment (1)
Austin Chronicle

Defiant anti-war metaphorical amalgam of US military martyrdom and boy toy gladiator servitude.

March 25, 2007 Full Review Source: WBAI Web Radio
WBAI Web Radio

Like other underfunded indies ... G.I. Jesús plays more like a telenovela than a feature film.

March 23, 2007

An hour into things, G.I. Jesus takes a dramatic left turn, extending a middle finger to materialism and extolling the virtues of cheap beer and good Mexican food over the killing of innocents. It's a message that cuts across borders and politics.

January 26, 2007 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News
Los Angeles Daily News

... Colpaert has so vividly seized the contemporary moment, and explored it with his own eyes and conscience.

January 25, 2007 Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly
L.A. Weekly

Audience Reviews for G.I. Jesús

Doesn't this sound like the kinda movie where Jesus Christ becomes a G.I? Now that really "takes the cake!!"
February 4, 2007
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