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G.I. Jesus

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G.I. Jesus (2006)

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Reviews Counted: 18

Fresh: 9

Rotten:9

Average Rating: 5.7/10

Rated: R

Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:2006-10

Synopsis: Jesus, a Mexican citizen who is desperate for U.S. citizenship, is the driving force behind this political drama. He opts to join the American military and fight in Iraq in exchange for a green... Jesus, a Mexican citizen who is desperate for U.S. citizenship, is the driving force behind this political drama. He opts to join the American military and fight in Iraq in exchange for a green card, but when he returns to the U.S. from the war zone he experiences post-traumatic stress syndrome and begins to question his decision. [More]

Starring: Joe Arquette, Mark Cameron Wystrach, Patricia Mota

Starring: Joe Arquette, Mark Cameron Wystrach, Patricia Mota

Director: Carl Colpaert

Director: Carl Colpaert
Studio: Cineville

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Sep 26, 2006

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Amateurish production values and unpolished writing hinder this occasionally touching portrait of Jesus (Joe Arquette), a Hispanic Iraq war vet returning to his wife and daughter.

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | comment Comment
04/26/09
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

G.I. Jesus is what a movie at a film festival should be -- creative, original, and challenging.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | comment Comment
02/02/09
Tony Macklin
Las Vegas Weekly

G.I. JESÚS isn't perfect but in its modest manner it is an ambitious and intriguing film. It is packed with topics ranging from immigration to the deployment of potentially ill men and women to the lack of proper care for veterans to the haunting effects

Full Review Source: Murphy's Movie Reviews | comment Comment
05/07/07
Ted Murphy
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04/17/07
Hollywood Reporter
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Writer-director Carl Colpaert brushes past the most interesting aspect of his own film.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
04/12/07
Bruce Feld
Film Journal International

[Director] Colpaert makes nice use of blue and green hues, and he makes some valid points about the Iraqi war. But the script lacks coherence and ends with a 180-degree flip that lessens the impact of what has gone before.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment 1 Comment
04/11/07
V.A. Musetto
New York Post
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G. I. Jesus may be a mixed bag, but it is so impressive in so many ways that it demands to be taken seriously.

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04/09/07
Matt Zoller Seitz
New York Times
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04/07/07
Time Out New York
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Everything that GI Jesus wants to talk about is worth discussing [but] sadly the third act hits the movie like a torpedo, sending it slowly sinking into failure.

Full Review Source: CHUD | comment Comment
04/06/07
Devin Faraci
CHUD

An ambitious set of scrappy performances combined with a screenplay that threatens to fragment from shear edginess. Succeeds only due to the pure sincerity of the cast.

Full Review Source: Monsters and Critics | comment Comment
04/04/07
Ron Wilkinson
Monsters and Critics

At times beautifully captures the fear and paranoia that accompany soldiers home from war but that too often gets muddled in the morass of Jesus' internal wanderings.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | comment 1 Comment
03/31/07
Josh Rosenblatt
Austin Chronicle

Defiant anti-war metaphorical amalgam of US military martyrdom and boy toy gladiator servitude.

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03/25/07
Prairie Miller
WBAI Web Radio

For such a gritty indie film, it's galling that [Arquette] and his family are so handsomely photogenic in a generic Hollywood way. Where's the rebellious truth in that?

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment 1 Comment
03/23/07
Bruce Westbrook
Houston Chronicle
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Like other underfunded indies ... G.I. Jesús plays more like a telenovela than a feature film.

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03/23/07
Larry Ratliff
San Antonio Express-News

The choices made by the characters are sure to infuriate some, but at least they add to the discussion.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
01/26/07
Michael Ordońa
Los Angeles Times
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An hour into things, G.I. Jesus takes a dramatic left turn, extending a middle finger to materialism and extolling the virtues of cheap beer and good Mexican food over the killing of innocents. It's a message that cuts across borders and politics.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
01/26/07
Glenn Whipp
Los Angeles Daily News

The scattershot approach may not be masterful, but it does land some glancing blows.

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01/25/07
New York Magazine
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... Colpaert has so vividly seized the contemporary moment, and explored it with his own eyes and conscience.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
01/25/07
F.X. Feeney
L.A. Weekly

This unruly hodgepodge of actual combat footage and Manchurian Candidate-style surrealism is a bold, often clumsy, but always intriguing piece of work.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
06/13/06
Justin Chang
Variety
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