G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Finally someone else points out how ridiculous that is. How 5'9'' and 100lbs is supposed to be intimidating is beyond me.

I think Carlos here is trolling.

Apr 5 - 01:29 PM

@David Tanny it's true fatty. I will kick his ass.

Apr 7 - 09:54 AM

@Donald Prentice, Aids? Afraid to eat? Last I check, my HIV test was negative on 3-31-2013. Not afraid to eat, but I'm not a fatslob like you bitch.

Apr 7 - 09:54 AM

lol now I know you aren't serious. Not that I doubted it. You a funny guy, Carlos.

Apr 8 - 12:37 AM

You will see Davey. I will kick his punk ass

Apr 9 - 09:58 AM

Brendan Sullivan

sad the guy that put out a punk ass comment

Apr 12 - 06:13 PM

Brendan, Dude I will kick your ass too.

Apr 14 - 04:51 PM

Brendan Sullivan

sure you will. You and your 100 lb body.

Apr 16 - 09:58 PM

LMAO! You will see.

Apr 17 - 01:41 PM

Brendan Sullivan

baby when he's done with you he can use you as a kick stand

Apr 18 - 11:20 PM

First of all, I'm not your baby. Second, once I'm done with him he wont be walking for months/weeks.

Apr 21 - 06:06 PM

jack jones

How dare u little jabroni come out here and run your mouth about how u can whip the rocks ass...well the rock says this, if the rock hits u he'll kill u if he misses the wind behind the punch will give u pneumonia and you'll die anyway so the choice is yours jabroni.

Apr 3 - 11:46 PM

DOUBT IT!!! He will lose.

Apr 4 - 06:19 AM

Darth Tutweiller

I can't believe there are still people who don't have profile pictures.

Apr 5 - 04:37 PM

Mine is the airplane escaping the collapsing buildings from 2012. Call me crazy, but I'm just into all that shit blowing up with all that mayhem and destruction.

Apr 17 - 03:06 PM

Who cares john

Apr 18 - 09:38 PM

Yo mama

Apr 20 - 11:33 AM

Yo mama

Apr 21 - 06:06 PM

Lee Augustus

The ghost of Bruce Lee will fuck your asshole

Apr 3 - 03:29 PM

You nasty!

Apr 4 - 06:19 AM

Phillip Payton

If i put pennies in my bum it makes gold

Apr 3 - 02:16 PM

LMAO!!!

Apr 4 - 06:18 AM

Rick Bennett

If you're such a great martial artist, post a youtube video & we'll decide.

Apr 2 - 08:56 PM

You will see once I kick his ass.

Apr 4 - 06:18 AM

Jeff Parker

Why does this thread exist?

Apr 2 - 04:31 PM

Why do you exist?

Apr 4 - 06:18 AM

Jeff Parker

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy inserts his penis (that's the male sex organ in case you were wondering) into the mommy's vagina (which the female sex organ) and then after what may take hours of constant thrusting, the daddy has an orgasm and that helps the mommy's egg to get fertilized. Then nine months later, a baby comes out of the mommy's vagina.

Apr 4 - 11:52 AM

Wow I never thought it that way. Thanks. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 4 - 02:16 PM

I commend you for giving 8-year-old kids nightmares.

Apr 17 - 03:07 PM

Darth Tutweiller

You probably could. The Rock seems like you could punch him in the gut once and he'd start crying...

Apr 2 - 04:01 PM

No, after I beat him he will cry.

Apr 4 - 06:18 AM

Anne Ramsey (that old hag from The Goonies) is tougher than you.

Apr 17 - 03:08 PM

ok.

Apr 21 - 06:07 PM

Alex Maverick

You sound like someone who is insecure and needing to let everyone know something that they don't care about.

Apr 1 - 08:54 AM

YOU obviously care moron.

Apr 1 - 08:18 PM

Alex Maverick

Lol, just because I respond to your dumbass thread, doesn't mean I give two shits about you or your insecurities. You gonna kick my ass now?

Apr 2 - 02:16 PM

Careful, Alex. He's dangerous. I've looked into Carlos, and he is a force to be reckoned with. He's 5 foot 9 for Pete's sake! And 100 pounds!

Apr 2 - 02:46 PM

you obviously care again, because you responded. Idiot!

Apr 4 - 06:17 AM

Alex Maverick

Oh shit! He gettin' angry! Don't kick my ass, please!

Apr 4 - 11:53 AM

Not angry

Apr 4 - 02:17 PM

Are you...constipated?

Apr 17 - 03:09 PM

Jerry (Go Adam Sandler!) Diablo Jersey who met Bradley Cooper

are you?

Apr 18 - 09:39 PM

I'm 6'0 and weigh 189lbs. I have a yellow belt and a degree in anatomy. I can hit all of your pressure points. Me>you>Rock

Apr 1 - 02:42 AM

Doubt it. You will lose. THE ROCK WILL LOSE! I WILL win. :)

Apr 1 - 08:18 PM

I got a 1st degree Level III black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can sit on your ribs and crush them in 7.5 seconds.

Apr 17 - 03:10 PM

John Rod

This movie deserved its box office compared to action films like Taken 2 and other films.

Mar 31 - 08:58 PM

Ok?

Apr 1 - 08:18 PM

Taken 2 = crap. Bullet to the Head = crap. The Cold Light of Day = crap. Carlos Lo's comments = crap.

Apr 17 - 03:11 PM

you're crap. bitch

Apr 18 - 09:39 PM

Says the bastard who wants to kick The Rock's ass (which will NEVER happen).

Apr 20 - 11:34 AM

yes it will. BITCH!

Apr 21 - 06:07 PM

Jonathan Martin

Were you referring to an actual rock? If so, I believe you! LOL

Mar 31 - 07:14 PM

Dwayne Johnson. I will kick his ass!

Mar 31 - 07:25 PM

Migs Rodriguez

Kick Chuck Norris' ass while you are at it

Mar 31 - 04:09 PM

NOPE!

Mar 31 - 07:25 PM

Rhode Rian Gadia

Just bring a gun

Mar 30 - 11:19 PM

sam varma

simple.

Mar 31 - 01:51 AM

Not simple. he will lose

Mar 31 - 09:59 AM

sam varma

shut up shitcake

Apr 3 - 02:08 AM

make me shut up

Apr 4 - 06:16 AM

Why would I need a gun?

Mar 31 - 09:59 AM

sam varma

why? you wanna find out

Apr 3 - 02:08 AM

No, he will lose

Apr 4 - 06:16 AM

FAIL

Apr 17 - 03:12 PM

LOSER

Apr 18 - 09:39 PM

He would sodomize you.

Mar 30 - 10:11 PM

Nope he will do it to u

Mar 31 - 10:00 AM

I'm not the one threatening to kick his ass. He only anally ravages the ones stupid enough to do so.

Mar 31 - 10:14 AM

I doubt that. He will lose, believe me.

Mar 31 - 11:04 AM

You will try....

Mar 31 - 08:44 PM

He will sodomize YOU.

Apr 1 - 08:19 PM

You already said that.

Apr 1 - 08:56 PM

yep, but believe me he will lose!

Apr 4 - 06:17 AM

Yep, but believe me you will puss out.

Apr 17 - 03:12 PM

Believe me I wont

Apr 18 - 09:40 PM

Frankie Gilmore

Cool story bro.

Mar 30 - 06:12 PM

Thanks

Mar 31 - 11:06 AM

Frankie Gilmore

I was being sarcastic....

Mar 31 - 05:00 PM

I know

Mar 31 - 07:24 PM

Frankie Gilmore

Well fuck....

Mar 31 - 08:39 PM

LMAO!

Apr 1 - 08:18 PM

Santana Lee

LMAO! The Rock= chump

Mar 30 - 04:36 PM