This movie looks like shit

LOL JUST KIDDING XD
Claudia P.
09-26-2013 02:40 PM

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Terry Winfield

Terry Winfield

i gotta pee

Oct 6 - 09:51 PM

You You See

You You See

im not helping

Oct 6 - 06:29 PM

Bobby Conway

*I'm

Oct 6 - 06:40 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Now you are.

Oct 6 - 07:02 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

I just want this thread to have more comments than Sullivan's, so...

Oct 6 - 06:21 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I shall help.

Oct 6 - 06:22 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

I just want this thread to have more comments than Sullivan's, so...

Oct 6 - 06:21 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I shall help.

Oct 6 - 06:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

I just want this thread to have more comments than Sullivan's, so...

Oct 6 - 06:21 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I shall help.

Oct 6 - 06:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

I just want this thread to have more comments than Sullivan's, so...

Oct 6 - 06:21 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I shall help.

Oct 6 - 06:23 PM

Yacoob Mellick

Yacoob Mellick

I'm glad you kid. I'm very glad...

Oct 6 - 06:14 PM

Michael Weinstein

Michael Weinstein

this movie sucked

Oct 6 - 05:19 PM

Bobby Conway

*This

Oct 6 - 05:36 PM

You You See

You You See

GPOS..green pile of shxt

Oct 6 - 05:43 PM

Bobby Conway

*shit

Oct 6 - 05:44 PM

Sock Puppet Account-2

Sock Puppet Account #2

*shite

Oct 6 - 05:49 PM

Bobby Conway

*shit

Oct 6 - 05:50 PM

Sock Puppet Account-3

Sock Puppet Account #3

*shiit

Oct 6 - 05:52 PM

Bobby Conway

*shit

Oct 6 - 05:53 PM

Jaime Lannister

Jaime Lannister

Terrific film. I just wish they left out that backstory about her kid. I found it to be unnecessary, we can feel for her character without that added baggage. Beyond that, loved it, 9/10 for me.

Oct 6 - 03:44 PM

Laurie Payne

Laurie Payne

If you all were unable to connect with the fear and terror experienced by Dr. Stone you are dead inside.

Oct 6 - 02:14 PM

Thomas Reyes

Thomas Reyes

Damn, the trolls are out and about in full force.

Oct 6 - 10:09 AM

You You See

You You See

whats your dif. of a ""troll""?
What makes you so dif?
The movie GRAVITY is a one or two trick pony at the best
over the years there has been many , example : Earthquake 1974 , Volcano 1997 and so many more .
Some where good some where bad ,this one looks okay .
What do you think Tom ? Give us something to ponder and leave your mark buddy .

Oct 6 - 11:55 AM

River Hawk

River Hawk

this movie was boring. only reason it is doing well is the two high profile actors in it. that doesn't make a movie good.

Oct 6 - 04:56 AM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

Really? The real main reason I didn't want to see this was because of George Clooney, even if the great Alfonso Cuaron was directing I still wouldn't have been interested, however I WOULD love to see Cuaron attempt an adaptation of Thomas Pynchon's novel, Gravity's Rainbow.

Oct 6 - 07:37 AM

Bruce Bradley

Bruce Bradley

I have figured this site out,, this site is working for the movie companys that produce lame movies and this site is supported by Hollywood who tells its staff what to write. I actually fell to sleep during this movie it was so dull and boaring. I have to find another site to get a real critic ratings.

Oct 5 - 11:44 PM

Stephen Robinson

Stephen Robinson

"Boaring" says it all really.

Oct 6 - 04:50 AM

Rick Beck

Rick Beck

I thought I saw everything before this morning...I was wrong! Gravity was the absolutely dullest/most boring/non romcommenest/humorless/non action/not even a glimpse of t and or a/I could elaborate but I'm getting bored writing about it! Not even a Hollywood ending! Good God - rotten tomatoe critics gave it a 90 something?! For some real humor and action go youtube Mars Paradisio, based on true lies!

Oct 5 - 08:24 PM

Jett Ancheta

Jett Ancheta

My favorite screw up was when a tear actually rolled all the way down bullocks cheek while she was in the ISS. Hello, there is no gravity in space. Lulz.

Oct 5 - 10:22 PM

Bill the B.

Bill the Butcher

The "You You See" dude needs to head butt a knife.

Oct 5 - 04:43 PM

You You See

You You See

Now this is a really little ""troll"
Knife ,butcher think you need to see a shrink .

Oct 5 - 06:00 PM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

Can't tell if you're a man, a muppet, or a woman. Perhaps altogether.

Oct 6 - 07:38 AM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

This is your thing now, eh?

Oct 5 - 03:16 PM

Bobby Conway

*you're

Oct 5 - 03:53 PM

Mitchell Nash

Mitchell Nash

Haha!

Oct 5 - 04:28 PM

Bill the B.

Bill the Butcher

Major fail, masked dude.

Oct 5 - 04:40 PM

Diane Q.

Diane Quinton

Lol. I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose.

Oct 5 - 05:02 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

*Replied, "flag spam!"

Oct 5 - 07:50 PM

Diane Q.

Diane Quinton

*your

Oct 5 - 05:03 PM

Bobby Conway

*you're

Oct 5 - 05:22 PM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

This guy, apparently, did not learn grammar in school.

Oct 5 - 07:37 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

*This guy apparently didn't learn grammar while in school.
(Or even better:
This guy apparently never learned grammar.)

Oct 5 - 07:49 PM

Bobby Conway

*grammer

Oct 5 - 07:58 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

*grammer and gramper.

Oct 5 - 08:00 PM

Diane Q.

Diane Quinton

*grammar

Oct 5 - 08:06 PM

Bobby Conway

*grammer

Oct 5 - 08:15 PM

Sock Puppet Account-2

Sock Puppet Account #2

*gramar

Oct 5 - 09:08 PM

Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico

*grammur

Oct 5 - 09:17 PM

Bobby Conway

*grammer

Oct 6 - 01:22 AM

Sock Puppet Account-3

Sock Puppet Account #3

*grammarr

Oct 6 - 02:00 AM

Bobby Conway

*grammer

Oct 6 - 02:22 AM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

Please stop turning my comment into a grammar correcting fest.

Oct 6 - 04:29 AM

Catbus

Catbus !

*fist

Oct 6 - 08:27 AM

Bobby Conway

@Nicholas Moody
*grammer

Oct 6 - 11:12 AM

Ginny Johnson

Ginny Johnson

Wasn't it?

Oct 5 - 11:52 AM

Jett Ancheta

Jett Ancheta

Looks like? It was shit. I have no idea what film these critics actually watched.

Oct 5 - 09:45 AM

Rick Beck

Rick Beck

I thought I saw everything before this morning...I was wrong! Gravity was the absolutely dullest/most boring/non romcommenest/humorless/non action/not even a glimpse of t and or a/I could elaborate but I'm getting bored writing about it! Not even a Hollywood ending! Good God - rotten tomatoe critics gave it a 90 something?! For some real humor and action go youtube Mars Paradisio, based on true lies!

Oct 5 - 08:25 PM

Jett Ancheta

Jett Ancheta

Precisely! I think they released copious amounts of co2 into the theater while the critics munched on popcorn. Made them all giddy, and passing out 5 star ratings like candy. lol!

Oct 5 - 10:20 PM

You You See

You You See

you 2 , but we dont pick on you

JOKE --whats the center of GRAVITY ?...........V hahohahoho

Oct 4 - 01:33 PM

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Ash J. Gilmore

Ash J. Get To The Choppa!

C'mon, put a spoiler alert before you give away plot points.

Oct 5 - 04:13 AM

Duncan Moseley

Duncan Moseley

Dude, what the fuck! Put a God damned spoiler alert at the front of your text!!Now I've had it partially ruined for me. Thanks!!

Oct 5 - 09:11 AM

Andrew R.

Andrew Rothman

FUCKEN BITCH!

Oct 4 - 03:13 AM

You You See

You You See

must you ?

Oct 4 - 10:52 AM

Andrew R.

Andrew Rothman

Why not? It's only obvious that Claudia is a fucken troll.

Oct 5 - 02:47 AM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

Or just a guy trying to give women a bad name, just look at that Hello Kitty icon, must be Tom Cruise or Alec Baldwin.

Oct 6 - 07:40 AM

Bobby Conway

Lol what?

Oct 6 - 11:14 AM

FakeEntertainMeOrDie

FAKE-EMOD

*lolwhut

Oct 6 - 12:44 PM

Bobby Conway

*Lol what?

Oct 6 - 12:52 PM

FakeEntertainMeOrDie

FAKE-EMOD

*lolwhut

Oct 6 - 12:57 PM

Bobby Conway

*Lol what?

Oct 6 - 12:59 PM

FakeEntertainMeOrDie

FAKE-EMOD

*lolwhut

Oct 6 - 01:14 PM

Bobby Conway

*Lol what?

Oct 6 - 01:20 PM

Alex Young

Alex Young

FOr all of those people bitching about how much Bullock is breathing and panicking.


SHE IS FLOATING IN A FUCKING ENDLESS VOIDE AND SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL.

Let's put you trolls in a space suit and spin you around above earths atmosphere, I doubt you douchebags will be singing along to Freebird, you'll be soiling yourselves. It's called REALISM.

Oct 3 - 10:12 PM

Ash J. Gilmore

Ash J. Get To The Choppa!

Agreed.

Oct 3 - 10:14 PM

Hans Paglinawan

Hans Paglinawan

Yeah. And it was her first trip in space!

Oct 4 - 03:23 AM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

You said that on your thread for "Cloudy With a Chance Of Meatballs 2." I have a feeling you've said "LOL JUST KIDDING XD" more than 5 times.

Oct 3 - 06:56 PM

Tom Sillers

Tom Sillers

LOL

Oct 3 - 02:54 PM

Zane B

Chum Chum

My oh my look at this comments page. What is this, amateur hour?

Oct 3 - 06:29 AM

Dave Van House

Dave Van House

who are you?

Oct 2 - 09:29 PM

Bobby Conway

*Who

Oct 2 - 10:44 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

-who, who-who...

Oct 3 - 06:29 AM

Mitchell Nash

Mitchell Nash

Purrfection.

Oct 5 - 04:29 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

Please be my friend.

Oct 5 - 05:16 PM

You You See

You You See

can you smell shit in space..ponder that peeons

Oct 2 - 09:56 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

*peons*

Fucking idiot.

Oct 2 - 09:58 AM

You You See

You You See

peeons...fucking idiot,,,SIR

Oct 2 - 05:16 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Chase, I think what You You See is trying to say is that he has invented a new word.

Oct 2 - 05:46 PM

You You See

You You See

don't you ever go away

Oct 2 - 06:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Translation: "Don't you ever go away?"

And no, not as long as there are people like you out there.

Oct 2 - 06:25 PM

You You See

You You See

your not falling for my mug shot ,are you
ruoy ton gnillaf rof ym gum toht ,era uoy

Oct 2 - 06:36 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Translation: None available at this time.

This was absolutely incomprehensible. Good show.

Oct 2 - 08:09 PM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

You You See forgot to take his morning and night dose of feces.

Oct 6 - 07:42 AM

You You See

You You See

IT'S A WAIST OF ...wait for it... SPACE

Oct 1 - 04:01 PM

Mitchell Nash

Mitchell Nash

WASTE*

You fucking moron.

Oct 1 - 04:06 PM

Bobby Conway

*waste

Oct 1 - 04:09 PM

Mitchell Nash

Mitchell Nash

wayste*

Oct 3 - 07:44 AM

Bobby Conway

*waste

Oct 3 - 04:37 PM

You You See

You You See

Mr Moron******

Oct 1 - 11:08 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

How old are you?

Oct 2 - 09:58 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

He's not a kid, Chase. He's just an inbred Southerner.

Oct 2 - 02:20 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Lol I figured as much. It's pathetic that a grown man has so much trouble communicating with individuals who are significantly younger and who possess a seemingly insurmountable level of high intelligence and lexicon.

Oct 3 - 09:24 AM

Tom Taylor

Tom Taylor

Surely you mean "a waste of space". Unless, of course, the film is somehow fattening?

Oct 3 - 05:23 AM

You You See

You You See

its all a dream TOM ,go back to sleep

Oct 3 - 09:26 PM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

But we are sleeping.

Oct 6 - 07:43 AM

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Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Your trolling needs work. 0/10.

Oct 1 - 07:44 AM

Esteban Martinez

Esteban Martinez

He's actually giving a very good summary of why this film sucks.
He did omit to mention that the photography and cinematography are top notch, but that's to be expected since Lubezki is involved, though.

Oct 1 - 01:18 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

You shit on every movie, you trolling sociopath. So your arguments are entirely null and void.

Oct 1 - 04:05 PM

Esteban Martinez

Esteban Martinez

And you, Obama, shit on everybody, so you're worse.

Oct 3 - 09:21 AM

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Jacob S.

Jacob Stevenson

It's Geordie Newlands 2.0.....OH GOD!

Oct 3 - 10:40 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

Except not as amusing...

Oct 3 - 09:39 PM

Helen Eschenbacher

Helen Eschenbacher

An "Hello Kitty" avatar and a LOL JUST KIDDING XD in all caps?

Really? What are you a ten year old boy? A really strange 10 year old boy.

Sep 30 - 07:44 PM

Dick Longhard

Dick Longhard

A ten year old boy? Claudia is a girls name. She is a girl.

Sep 30 - 07:48 PM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

but do u know that for sure?

Sep 30 - 07:52 PM

Dick Longhard

Dick Longhard

No. But she does have a girls name, so I don't understand why Helen would call her a boy.

Sep 30 - 08:03 PM

Bobby Conway

@Brendan Sullivan
*you

Sep 30 - 08:13 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Also, *But.

Sep 30 - 09:18 PM

Catbus

Catbus !

On the other hand, the star of Claudia with a Chance of Meatballs is a guy.

Oct 1 - 06:15 AM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

That's true

Oct 2 - 11:36 PM

Sandra B.

Sandra Bullock

My lawyers will be in touch.

Sep 30 - 11:13 AM

Spencer S.

Spencer Saunders

Is this on every board now? A just kidding thread?

Sep 30 - 08:29 AM

Tommy South

Tommy South

LOL you are such a kidder!

Sep 29 - 11:16 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Are you on a mission of posting 'LOL JUST KIDDING XD' thread in every forum?

Sep 29 - 10:17 AM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

This movie did suck, cunt face. Who wants to sit through people floating in air? You and your faggot boyfriend, Dolf Koch.

Sep 29 - 10:26 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Asshole, If you think that, this movie will suck then you have zero knowledge of movies & About Dolf koch, that dickhead is not my friend , check your eyes shitbreak . Fuckin Gay Parker.

Sep 29 - 08:35 PM

Mason Crane

Mason Crane

Wow, you're both retarded!

Sep 29 - 08:41 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Mason, You should wear a condom on your head, if you're going to be a dick you might as well dress like one.

Sep 30 - 03:09 AM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Rohit that means you should be putting dog shit all over your face cause you love and probably smell like ass.

Sep 30 - 03:18 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Faggot, you're just mad because your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Sep 30 - 03:24 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

3/10, not one of the worst insults I've ever heard, but certainly not the best.

Sep 30 - 11:03 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Diego, You' re the cum your mom should have swallowed.

Sep 30 - 07:56 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

0/10, unnecessary and gross.

Sep 30 - 09:18 PM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

Fuck off, Rohit. For god sake, stop destroying RT threads!

Sep 30 - 09:21 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Huh? Aaron & diego stop sucking each others dick.

Sep 30 - 10:36 PM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Roshit stop. I know it must be hard to be a closet homosexual, but please stop putting other people in your fantasies.

Oct 1 - 02:59 AM

Swaskitaka Chan

Swaskitaka Chan

Calm yo' shit.

Oct 1 - 03:25 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Look ! You learned to talk ! Gay parker.

Oct 1 - 04:39 AM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Yes, I have. Now, I must teach you how to form a good sentence.

Oct 1 - 12:34 PM

Esteban Martinez

Esteban Martinez

But the movie *is* overly pretentious crap only posers who like to pretend they are intelligent like.
I don't argue it's technical brilliance (it has Lubezki on board after all), but the rest of it is garbage.

Oct 1 - 01:20 PM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Oh Esteban, you've seen the film?

Oct 1 - 01:45 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

First, form your dick General Dickhead.

Oct 1 - 09:25 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Roshit, for the love of God... shut up.

Oct 2 - 02:20 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Why? You don't have any comebacks now? Fucktard.

Oct 3 - 09:08 AM

Bobby Conway

*cumbacks

Oct 5 - 03:55 PM

Diane Q.

Diane Quinton

Lol.
*comebacks

Oct 5 - 05:05 PM

Bobby Conway

*cumbacks

Oct 5 - 05:24 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

*comebacks , faggot. Someone should cum in your shitty mouth.

Oct 5 - 08:37 PM

Bobby Conway

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*cumbacks

Oct 5 - 08:43 PM

Sock Puppet Account-2

Sock Puppet Account #2

LOL!

Oct 5 - 09:09 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

*comebacks XD

Oct 6 - 12:18 AM

Bobby Conway

*cumbacks

Oct 6 - 01:24 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

*comebacks

Oct 6 - 02:11 AM

Bobby Conway

*cumbacks

Oct 6 - 02:23 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

*comebacks

Oct 6 - 03:29 AM

Bobby Conway

*cumbacks

Oct 6 - 11:16 AM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

*comebacks

Oct 6 - 08:06 PM

Bobby Conway

*cumbacks

Oct 6 - 08:39 PM

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Jack Deth

Jack Deth

How did you see it early?

Sep 28 - 04:18 PM

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Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

*There

Sep 29 - 10:46 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

0/10 Extremely poor IMO. Would not read again.

Sep 29 - 06:15 AM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Still better than Brendan.

Sep 26 - 04:22 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Dolf Koch is better than Brendan.

Sep 26 - 04:24 PM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

wow, you go me. So childish.

Sep 30 - 07:53 PM

Billy O.

Billy Olson

dammit

Sep 26 - 02:52 PM

Kevin Langdon

Kevin Langdon

lol

Sep 26 - 04:06 PM

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