The Green Butchers (2005)
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Reviews Counted:26
Fresh:17
Rotten:9
Average Rating:6.3/10
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language, disturbing images and drug use
Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins
Genre: Foreign Films
Theatrical Release:Dec 3, 2004 Limited
Synopsis: A bitingly clever script elevates this tale of two affable butchers whose tasty recipe for human flesh makes them the hit of their small Danish town. Ambitious Sven (Mads Mikkelsen) and apathetic... A bitingly clever script elevates this tale of two affable butchers whose tasty recipe for human flesh makes them the hit of their small Danish town. Ambitious Sven (Mads Mikkelsen) and apathetic Bjarne (Nikola lie Kaas) open a butcher shop in their small Danish town. As they are affable losers--Bjarne is a pothead, and Svend is an anxiety-ridden mess--they need a miracle to make it big, which comes in the form of a hapless electrician winding up dead in their meat freezer. Soon, the village is abuzz with excitement over the great new meat dish being served, and Svend has the success he's always dreamed of. Alas, with the demand comes the need to keep up the supply, and that means more visitors to the meat freezer. But while Svend perfects his marinade recipe, Bjarne weakens under the strain of the grisly matters at hand, especially when he falls in love with the undertaker's daughter (Line Kruse) and his mentally handicapped twin brother (also played by Kaas) suddenly wakens from a coma. Surprisingly, sweet-natured character development and positive messages abound in this dark cannibalistic comedy, with gore kept to a minimum. Dogme 95 co-founder Anders Thomas Jensen wrote and directed, so there's plenty of scathing social commentary, though he escapes the drab realism of that movement in favor of quirky, surreal touches. [More]
Starring: Line Kruse, Nicolaj Lie Kaas, Mads Mikkelsen, Nicolas Bro
Starring: Line Kruse, Nicolaj Lie Kaas, Mads Mikkelsen, Nicolas Bro, Bodil Jorgensen, Aksel Erhardtsen
Director: Anders Thomas Jensen
Director: Anders Thomas Jensen
Screenwriter: Anders Thomas Jensen
Producer: Kim Magnusson, Tivi Magnusson
Composer: Jeppe Kaas
Studio: Newmarket Films
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For a comedy, that most culturally-specific of genres, the Danish production travels remarkably well Full Review |
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Denmark may not have any Coen brothers, but it does have one Anders Thomas Jensen, and he's more than enough. Full Review |
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...considering the premise, this is a remarkably accessible little film. Full Review |
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The subject is so grim you may find that you've forgotten to laugh. Full Review |
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Isn't for all tastes, but it's well worth digging into -- if you've got the stomach for it. Full Review |
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Gruesome as it may sound, Butchers is a likeable, well-made film and a genuine comedy. Full Review |
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You might not want to dine with this group, especially if they brought the meat. But it's OK to play with the knives a little. Full Review |
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While it's got a refreshingly dry, nasty tone, the film is never quite as funny as it needs to be. Full Review |
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It's much ado about mutton. Full Review |
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A dark comedy whose story is propelled by shock but sustained by issues of love and forgiveness. Full Review |
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Neither funny nor outrageous nor horrifying nor conventionally affecting. Full Review |
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You might say it's a case of too many ingredients spoiling the meal. Full Review |
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