Grosse Pointe Blank Reviews
Despite some early indications from the two Cusacks and Arkin that it's going to be funny, it winds up an unholy mess that becomes steadily more incoherent -- morally, dramatically, and conceptually.
Filmcritic.com
Yet another disappointment! Grosse Pointe Blank is full of possibilities (a great hook, a sharp cast, and a wry cynicism that is shamefully lacking from film these days) but comes up short on all sides.0
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| Original Score: 3/5
SPLICEDWire
The story-telling is sloppy. The post-production got a little untidy too, with so many 1980s hit tunes thrown on the soundtrack that the music changes almost as often as the camera angle.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
Silly black comedy fires a blank.
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| Original Score: C
Cusack's talents are delicate and appealing, but not propulsive enough to lead the movie to triumph.
rec.arts.movies.reviews
As a whole, this film only succeeds in making extraordinary people and situations to look banal.
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| Original Score: 4/10
Palo Alto Weekly
If you can ignore the tiresome romance and the incessant playing of largely inane music on the soundtrack, Grosse Point Blank has much to recommend it.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
Montreal Film Journal
Don't waste precious time watching this. You deserve better.
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| Original Score: 2/4
It's a sad day when an actor who's totally, beautifully in touch with his dark side finds himself stuck in a movie that's scared of its own shadow.
Boston Phoenix
The coy, oh-so-hip tone of the title persists through the whole strained contrivance.
Apollo Guide
Its dishonesty makes the fun wear off real fast.
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| Original Score: 70/100
San Francisco Examiner
This movie has the jaunty good cheer of another great movie about hit men, Prizzi's Honor. And that is high praise indeed.
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| Original Score: 4/4
Film Threat
It's the best date film I've seen in a long time: at least 12 people die.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
The film takes the form but not the feel of a comic thriller. It's quirkier than that.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
The film offers sufficient small pleasures to make it worth enduring the less effective elements. As a result, while Grosse Pointe Blank fails to deliver a fullisade, at least the chamber's not empty, either.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
Common Sense Media
Quirky mix of laughs, romance, strong violence.
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| Original Score: 4/5
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Uneven, hard to believe, occasionally funny, but has too much style and not enough substance.
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| Original Score: low +1 out of -4..+4
eFilmCritic.com
One of 1997's best films, and certainly the funniest and freshest.
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| Original Score: 5/5
Combustible Celluloid
An incredibly hip look at growing up.
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| Original Score: 3.5/4

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