• PG-13, 1 hr. 42 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Dennis Dugan
    In Theaters:
    Jun 25, 2010 Wide
    On DVD:
    Nov 9, 2010
  • Sony Pictures

Grown Ups Quotes

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    1. Gloria: Like when Rob snapped at me the other day, that was scary. And you all thought I was so calm, but inside I was saying Gloria Nunen, do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Gloria: I have a confession to make too. I'm really a man.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kurt McKenzie: I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kurt McKenzie: How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they're under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Marcus Higgins: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
    2. Lenny Feder: Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Marcus Higgins: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Deanne McKenzie: Everything was on steroids except for his voice.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Water Park Stud: Hoseteasers.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Deanne McKenzie: That's not my belly, that's my boob.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mama Ronzoni: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.
    2. Deanne McKenzie: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now.
    3. Mama Ronzoni: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Roxanne Chase-Feder: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Donna Lamonsoff: Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?
    2. Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Lenny Feder: Where is Sascatchatoon?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
    2. Lenny Feder: What does that mean?
    3. Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Eric Lamonsoff: Witch I would do is hide the candy inside my pants... Luckily the smell of my BO matched the smell of the candy.
    2. Lenny Feder: Ya, and the poo stains matched the color of the chocolate.
    – Submitted by Connor N (23 months ago)
    1. Becky Feder: I wanna get chocolate wasted!
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. Keithie Feder: What's this big box on the back of the tv?
    – Submitted by Margy O (2 years ago)
    1. Robideaux: [dog Barking] What the hell is that? Sounds like owls having sex.
    – Submitted by Austin B (2 years ago)
    1. Rob Hilliard: Hey. Come Here, Come Here.
    2. Rob Hilliard: Don't fall for that crap. You stay away from him.
    3. Jasmine Hilliard: What are you talking about? He's gay isn't he?
    4. Rob Hilliard: No. He just seems gay. He's a genius.
    – Submitted by Austin B (2 years ago)
    1. Milk Kid: Mommy, I want some milk.
    – Submitted by Brittney M (2 years ago)
    1. Andre McKenzie: I wanna get wasted!
    2. Charlotte McKenzie: I wanna get totally wasted!
    3. Becky Feder: I wanna get chocolate wasted!
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Becky Feder: [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?
    2. Marcus Higgins: Hell.
    3. Lenny Feder: Higgins. Don't say that.
    4. Marcus Higgins: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Roxanne Chase-Feder: That was a man's ass?
    – Submitted by Wesley E (3 years ago)
    1. Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
    2. Rob Hilliard: My wife.
    3. Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!
    – Submitted by Hanna K (3 years ago)
    1. Kurt McKenzie: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.
    2. Rob Hilliard: It's great.
    3. Lenny Feder: It's a-maize-ing.
    – Submitted by Cole K (3 years ago)
    1. Lenny Feder: It's nice you drove your piggy bank here!
    – Submitted by Richard A (3 years ago)
    1. Gloria: Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planed. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act... that is where the depth comes in.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Lenny Feder: We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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