• PG-13, 1 hr. 41 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Dennis Dugan
    In Theaters:
    Jul 12, 2013 Wide
    On DVD:
    Nov 5, 2013
  • Sony Pictures

Dear, Luke...

Let me explain something to you. The reason this movie is going to be garbage is because Adam Sandler himself knows it's garbage. He'll keep firing out films like these provided little adolescent dipfucks, like you, will go spend mommy's hard earned money on this mindless drivel.

You get it now?
Chase Nyland
07-9-2013 02:30 PM

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Luke Dobson

Luke Dobson

is this for me?
i can't tell

Aug 3 - 04:30 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I really don't remember lol.

Aug 3 - 08:03 AM

Luke Dobson

Luke Dobson

i hate Adam Sandler so it probably wasn't me

Aug 4 - 08:48 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Yeah, I don't think it was. I've read your comments before and you're pretty smart. I doubt I was addressing you.

Aug 4 - 07:23 PM

Malwina Z.

Malwina Zimonska

Be positive guys.
At least we didn't get a Little Nikki 2.

Jul 17 - 02:45 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

*gags violently* ...ugh...

Jul 18 - 06:06 AM

Cortez Fields

Cortez Fields

Lot of hate on here huh?
Everyone is entitled to their opinions Chase, and you don't have to be a douche about it and bash them.

Jul 15 - 04:31 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

You're out of your element, Cortez. This Luke guy was saying that "if we don't find this movie funny then we have no sense of humor." At that point, I don't give a shit about who I offend. That includes you.

Jul 15 - 06:29 AM

Cortez Fields

Cortez Fields

Well fuck you too Chase. I used to like you but now, you've shown your true colors. You're just an asshole.

Jul 15 - 10:34 PM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

I'm sure Chase is all broken up about it

Jul 16 - 12:37 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

You called me a douche! Lol You call me a name and I'm supposed to ignore it?

Jul 16 - 04:42 AM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

Yes

-Butthurtee's point of view

Jul 16 - 06:42 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

I'm not butthurt. I don't really give a fuck about him or you, Charlie. I'm only explaining why I said what I said because I felt the need to. Really don't care if you like it or not.

Jul 17 - 07:08 AM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

I'M ON YOUR SIDE CHASE, he's the butthurtee

Jul 17 - 05:49 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Oh! I misunderstood. Sorry about that, man.

Jul 18 - 06:05 AM

Dingbat Charlie

Dingbat Charlie

It's all good man this response system sucks

Jul 18 - 01:26 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Yeah, it really does.

Jul 18 - 03:31 PM

Penny

Detective Taken

Come on Chase you have more (think) skin than that lol.

Jul 18 - 06:55 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Lol I'm never going to live that down, am I?

Jul 18 - 07:25 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Hi Cortez, you son of a fucking goddamn horse smut slut shithead. Still masturbating to Sandler?

Aug 12 - 11:29 PM

Varun Hk

Varun Hk

this thread is funnier than any adam sandler movie from the last decade lol.

Jul 12 - 06:31 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

*Clinks wine glasses with you*

Yup, that's pretty much it.

Jul 11 - 07:36 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

*Sucker punches glass and stabs self in chest with shard*
WILD CARD, BITCHES!

Jul 11 - 07:38 AM

hernandezjon12

jon hernandez

YEEEEEE-HAWWW

Jul 11 - 10:01 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

LOL love the Charlie Kelly reference, Ash.

Jul 12 - 07:43 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Gotta love Charlie lol

Jul 12 - 07:17 PM

Pat ChalupaBatman

Pat ChalupaBatman

*Golf clap*

Jul 11 - 01:08 AM

Tin Shorlee

Tin Shorlee

You hit the nail so hard on the head that the fucker went through one side of the board and out the other.

Jul 9 - 11:59 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Lol Why, thank you.

Jul 10 - 08:24 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

*gives cigar*

Jul 9 - 02:59 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

You better fucking take it, Chase. It wont stay lit much longer...

Jul 9 - 03:49 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Oh shit! *quickly grabs it from Gilmore* How rude of me.

Jul 9 - 04:01 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Whew! Thanks, man.

Jul 9 - 04:30 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

^ Losers

Jul 11 - 08:04 AM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

^Styles

Jul 18 - 06:05 AM

anders p.

anders peter

Emoo you fail

Jul 12 - 05:28 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Give this motherfucker a cigar. That was beautiful.

Jul 9 - 02:57 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Thank you, kind sir.

Jul 9 - 03:28 PM

David Tanny

David Tanny

Humor is subjective, guys. For example, I laugh at people's failures and at funerals. Many would find that inappropriate.

Luke, here, finds humor in farts, sexism, homophobia, animal cruelty and product placement.

Jul 9 - 02:56 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

The song One Week jumped in my head at your line about laughing at funerals lol.

Jul 9 - 02:58 PM

David Tanny

David Tanny

I just imagine really outlandish things happening. I can't help it. I have an active imagination, especially at very solemn events.

Jul 9 - 02:59 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I actually know exactly what you mean, man.

Jul 9 - 03:00 PM

Kyle Conover

Kyle Conover

Then you're not laughing at the funeral, you're laughing at your imagination.

Some things subjectively aren't funny. Normal rocks aren't funny; everyday blades of grass aren't funny; Adam Sandler movies from the last 10+ years aren't funny.

Jul 10 - 09:36 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

You said it, Tanny.

Jul 9 - 02:58 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Brilliant, Chase! Absolutely brilliant!

Jul 9 - 02:33 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

*bows*

Jul 9 - 02:45 PM

Penny

Detective Taken

Well that was kind of mean Chase lol.

Jul 9 - 02:51 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

It was completely necessary, Ashley.

Jul 9 - 02:52 PM

Chase Nyland

Chase Nyland

Lol I created the thread because the kid was saying that if we didn't want to see the movie, then we have no sense of humor.

Jul 9 - 02:57 PM

J.D Dean

J.D Dean

I always figured that's how Adam Sandler thought, guess I'm not the only one.

Jul 9 - 02:32 PM

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