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I would rather have a deer piss on me or Colin Quinn shit on my ice cream before I'd watch that again.
Oct 12 - 07:09 AM
The original was a perfectly acceptable run-of-the-mill comedy with a few laughs. One of Sandler's stronger accessible films in several years. This sequel ditched anything he may have done right the first time around and replaced it with a loose narrative (if you even want to call it that), and "jokes" that appear to be have been written by a five year old still obsessed with his own bowl movements. I love stupid, outrageous comedy just as much as the next guy, but this is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever encountered. I saw it for free thanks to E-Movie Cash, and I still feel horrendously ripped off.
Jul 17 - 08:50 AM
hopefully they wont make a third one
Aug 15 - 06:17 PM
one of my favorite movies ever
Jul 17 - 04:18 AM
Die in a horrid fire
Jul 17 - 08:41 AM
HI DAVID SPADE!
Jul 17 - 05:50 PM
Ash J. Gilmore
That's really sad. You must not have seen many movies in your life.
Jul 19 - 02:27 AM
That says a lot coming from Wolverine since that movie sucked too.
Aug 2 - 05:23 AM
It's better than this, you shithead
Aug 12 - 06:54 PM
Henry, I could masturbate on screen for 90 minutes while singing La Cucaracha and it would be better than Adam Sandler drivel.
Aug 14 - 07:13 AM
I thought the first one was great. I'm looking forward to seeing this one. Apparently the disparity between critic reviews and audiences continues to grow. Oh well, off to the movies.
Jul 15 - 12:31 PM
Don't forget to suck extra cock on the way for popcorn!
Jul 17 - 05:51 PM
Is that what your mom said? Either have fun my friend.
Jul 17 - 08:08 PM
Jul 19 - 03:17 PM
7% critics 90% audience... this is a situation where i dont give a f*ck about critics (be your own)
Jul 15 - 05:14 AM
Yeah who cares about those stupid critics anyway! Buncha morons LOL! I'll beat them up with my Razzie awards ROFL!
Jul 15 - 05:31 AM
If you spend money on this you are no better than the people of Walmart. Congratulations you are apparently going in with the attitude you will love it no matter how bad it is.
I hope you keep that attitude when the world falls apart because of idiots like you multiplying and breeding.
Jul 17 - 05:52 PM
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I'm missing the point of this trolling.
Jul 15 - 01:17 PM
Absolutely! I mean lets face it, we all enjoy a good fart-joke. There's no point denying that. I just give the people what they want. And in return all I receive is the pleasure of knowing I've made some good people laugh, and.. lots of money ROFL.
Jul 14 - 04:40 AM
It's wasn't fart jokes - that was like three seconds of the film and one gag.
Just about every scene was killer and the characters were hilarious.
I can't stand Shack and even he was hilarious in this movie.
This isn't supposed to be reality yet some of you act like it as an affront to your existence.
It's a celebration of the absurd.
The final Brave Heart scene with all the idiots dressed in 80s regalia and an army of frat idiots?
You guys suck....
Jul 14 - 01:34 PM
You suck for liking this garbage. We can voice are opinions just like you can, so why don't you take your garbage somewhere else. This is the 3rd worst movie of the year and one of the worst movies I've ever seen. There were several fart and piss jokes throughout and I laughed once. Once. We're passionate about film and like to discuss it intensely so if you have a problem with that you can get the fuck off this site.
Jul 14 - 01:44 PM
Riley I'm on your side silly!Duh! LOL.Of course it wasn't just fart jokes, we're more sophisticated than that(there's also great piss jokes LMAO).Ah but seriously, yeah what's with the people wanting something super-serious.BORING!lol. And absolutely I was celebrating the absurd, that's EXACTLY what I was doing,a bit like Luis Bunuel or Samuel Beckett I guess.God love ya Riley, keep coming to my movies and making me rich LMAO!
Jul 14 - 01:59 PM
Hi Adam and Dennis in real life, How's Deer Piss jokes treating you?
Jul 14 - 11:22 PM
Hi dingbat Charlie! LOL funny name! Piss jokes are treating me good. That doesn't make sense Lol!
Jul 15 - 05:33 AM
Riley I am embarrassed for you. I would rather have Colin Quinn piss on my ice cream than watch this again.
Oct 12 - 07:10 AM
HEY YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU AND ALL THOSE THAT WENT TO SEE THIS SHIT-BOMB ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD. GOD HOPE YOU DON'T-FUCKING-REPRODUCE OR ELSE HUMANITY IS FUCKED. I WROTE THIS ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM!
Jul 14 - 08:17 PM
You morons needs to get a life.
What is this place? A bunch of nerd losers who kicked out anyone with a life? Lol
I can't find anyone who doesn't think this website isn't a joke.
On top of it ya don't like tits?
Oh I get it - the fag mafia has taken over this place.. Lol
Just figured it out .. The only explanation
Heh - I'm all for gays - no issues at all ..
Would ya all have given it an 85 percent if it had a 10 minute James Franco jack off joke in it ???
To much tit and not enough dick ?
I got it now ...
Jul 14 - 08:42 PM
I need to get a life? you spend time out of your day to comment with these novel-like post, fucking retard, don't you need a life also? and what the fuck is with these spaces between every. fucking. sentence. are you writing a fucking poem? And how is to much breast a bad thing?
Jul 14 - 10:45 PM
Novel- like posts ?
Have the looked at the length of some of these shit-stain reviews?
Rambo - Do you even read what you are commenting on?
I'm thinking we are in different pages and you really have no clue what you are talking about.
And yes - my day is so busy I can't afford 5 minutes while I'm taking a shit to comment on this crap, put some twits in their place and figure out why you are all so stupid.
Wish I have basically figured out ..
33 percent of you are ugly woman
33 percent are gay
And the rest are 12 year old kids who jerk off to Harry Potter.
Not that there is anything wrong with any of those things.
It's just that I don't want those demographics reviewing the movies I watch.
And now you won't ...
So long ..
Jul 14 - 11:35 PM
Riley (isn't that a girl's name?) you are one retarded fuck. You try insulting us and then say there is nothing wrong with being those things, so what are you trying to get at? We are on here to voice our opinions about movies and we need to get a life? Also, Critics reviews are supposed to be long, because, you know, READERS WANT A GOOD INSITE ON A FILM.
Jul 15 - 03:15 PM
I don't know what movie the critics saw but I laughed through out the movie and the audience all clapped at the end. Super funny!
Jul 12 - 07:11 PM
Did you go to a theater for retards or something? This movie wasn't funny in the slightest I smiled once. That's it.
Jul 12 - 07:20 PM
LMAO you're funny. Can you write some scripts for me and the guys?, we're pretty hopeless if you wanna know the truth.
Jul 12 - 07:34 PM
Diego John Tutweiller
Good holy fuck, guys! It's someone who liked Grown Ups 2!
Jul 13 - 10:45 AM
Movie was hilarious, had the whole theater laughing, and its making more money in one day than you will in a life time. I'm sure your guy's idea of a good movie was my little pony the movie. Or else you have a terrible sense of humor. Maybe you should change your name to Capt. Jackass
Jul 15 - 12:09 PM
Hey you retarded fuck, the only reason this shit make more than 0$ back, like it should, is because dumbfucks like yourself are fucking stupid to support this shit.
Jul 15 - 04:52 PM
My idea of a good movie is something like Drive or Pulp Fiction. People like you are why movies like this get pumped out every year instead of films that are actually good. This movie is godawful and Sander knows it. He knows that idiots like you will line up and see anything with his name on it. He knows that people nowadays are dumb enough to watch this kind of bullshit. I don't care if you like this drivel, but don't start calling people names and saying they have a bad sense of humor because they don't like watching washed up comedians fart and piss on eachother.
Jul 19 - 02:36 AM
Wow it had a whole theater full of dipshits laughing.
Jul 19 - 07:42 PM
Stacy are you retarded?
Jul 13 - 11:14 AM
People like you are the reasons why I abuse substances on a daily basis.
Jul 17 - 07:19 AM
Stacy, have you been in prison? I feel embarrassed for you. I would rather have a deer piss on me than watch this again.
Oct 12 - 07:12 AM
You know what, Who cares about some silly tomatomomometer? I don't even like tomatoes anyway LMAO Dennis Dugan wins!!
Jul 12 - 02:32 PM
You created a movie for an immature and easy to please demographic. You accomplished your goal and that's all that can really be said.
Jul 13 - 06:17 AM
Yeah, I see what your saying-I'M AWESOME lol :)
Jul 13 - 04:03 PM
If this is actually you then this has to be the saddest thing I've ever seen. What a loser!
Jul 13 - 11:40 PM
Hey, stop talking to yourself! ROFL Dennis Dugan burn!!
Jul 14 - 04:23 AM
What are you? Steve Holt?
Jul 13 - 07:13 PM
Eh, no, I'm Dennis Dugan.
Jul 14 - 04:26 AM
Metacritic has this at 21, so that's an average rating of LESS than one star out of four. And that's considering that some film critics may not go below one star.
The worst part is that this film will still make money. From what I've read, Jack and Jill made at least a 70 million profit.
Jul 12 - 09:32 AM
This thing managed to climb all the way to 7%????? O_O
Jul 12 - 08:11 AM
It's alright Mr.Sandler, you can go away now. We don't need you anymore, we actually didn't need you in the first place but you just sort of wandered in and took a seat so yeah.... 15% (being extremely generous here.)
Jul 12 - 02:40 AM
What idiot would even waste their time watching this movie? 6% way too many reviewers on this site!
Jul 11 - 02:32 PM
92% Critic's Consensus: Grown Ups 2 manages to create an interesting story and lovable characters in not only the best comedy of the year, but the best sequel of all time.
- 12 year olds
Jul 11 - 01:47 PM
i'm 12 and i thought this movie was horrible
Jul 12 - 02:06 PM
You are one of the brighter youth.
Jul 16 - 09:34 PM
i'm 12 aswell and i thought this was a travesty
Aug 3 - 04:32 AM
I predicted 4%. And the film is 4% so far.
Jul 11 - 01:32 PM
Jul 11 - 01:21 PM
All right, who's the son of a bitch who gave this movie a good review?
Jul 11 - 01:16 PM
there isnt one so why is this at a 4%?!
Jul 11 - 01:18 PM
Christopher Campbell of 'Film School Rejects'.
My heart; it hurts.
Jul 11 - 01:19 PM
We now know why it's called 'Film School Rejects'.
Jul 12 - 10:33 AM
I urge you all to see Pacific Rim. And sentence this potential aortion of a movie to hell. Please, find it in your hearts to do the right thing. Please, for the love of God. Don't let this cinematic abomimination succeed.
Jul 11 - 11:08 AM
I'm going with -9%...I mean 9%. No, I'll stick with negative 9.
Jul 11 - 10:52 AM
I was expecting it to be low, but I was not expecting it to still be at 0%
I think it will finish as 18%
Jul 11 - 10:19 AM
Divide that by 2 and subtract.
Jul 11 - 12:15 PM
I agree with John Tyler; 4%
Jul 11 - 09:27 AM
"Truly inept on all levels."
Jul 11 - 08:16 AM
The reviews are brutal.
With some luck this will be a mega bomb.
Jul 11 - 08:08 AM
It won't bomb. The amount of morons who will go and see it at the cinema would surprise you.
Jul 12 - 10:34 AM
Jul 11 - 07:34 AM
0% The Consensus: The exact same film we got from the last "Grown Ups" film, "Grown Ups 2" not only continues Sandler's rapid downfall from likability, but it also signifies that the Apocalypse may be a hell of a lot closer than we hoped... and we hoped it'd be in a hundred more centuries.
Jul 11 - 07:26 AM
15-20 percent and that optimistic
Jul 11 - 06:46 AM
Jul 10 - 11:11 PM
10%, which would be an impressive 1% improvement upon the original's score.
Jul 10 - 03:15 PM
Is it possible to have a NEGATIVE number on the Tomatometer? If so, this one is a strong candidate. Then again, "Jack and Jill" got a 3%...
Jul 10 - 03:00 PM
Jul 10 - 02:04 PM
6%. Still no reviews yet and it's Wednesday.
Damnit, no more Ebert, which means no more zero-star reviews to read. :(
Jul 10 - 10:29 AM
Critics 5% Audience 51%
Jul 10 - 09:42 AM
Consensus: "Sandler...... dafuq man ?"
Jul 10 - 09:22 AM
See Pacific Rim instead.
Jul 10 - 05:21 AM
Jul 9 - 07:50 PM
Ryan Del Vecchio
Jul 9 - 04:59 PM
8%, shame on you if you go see this over Pacific Rim
Jul 9 - 11:31 AM
Jul 9 - 11:03 AM
10%. This one will be described as having slightly more "heart". Slightly.
Jul 9 - 09:26 AM
3 to 7%
Jul 9 - 07:33 AM
The original Grown Ups was 9%, and seeing as this one doesn't look as good as the first. I'm going to say 5%
Jul 9 - 06:26 AM
I'm going to give it a 13%. The first one was just not funny at all. Adding more actors doesn't make it funnier.
Jul 9 - 06:25 AM
Something like 20%
Jul 9 - 03:23 AM
This movie is going to be so bad that it won't even have a tomatometer.
Jul 8 - 02:10 PM
Definitely under 15, Im going to say 7
Jul 8 - 01:37 PM
well, taking into account that the first one got 9%, and that tomatometer rating of comedy sequels usually drops by about 50%:
i'm gonna guess this movie will get 4% or 5%.
Jul 8 - 12:26 PM
I'm gonna say..... 68....minus 62.
Jul 8 - 04:40 AM
Jul 7 - 09:43 PM
3%, the same as Jack and Jill.
Jul 7 - 10:12 AM
I'm going with somewhere in the 5-15% range, specifically 6%.
Jul 7 - 07:13 AM
15 percent. and that's being kind.
Jul 7 - 12:57 AM
I guess this'll end up with 9-10%
Jul 6 - 06:29 PM
The original got a 9% so I think this is going for a solid 4%
Jul 6 - 05:31 PM
Jul 6 - 04:11 PM
Double figures. Someone is optimistic.
Jul 6 - 04:14 PM
I personally don't care what it gets because I have no intention of seeing it.
Jul 7 - 10:44 AM
You are the worse Director ever and your role in Happy Gilmore stank. Good job Dugan. (I know its a blatant troll ;)
Jul 13 - 07:16 AM
9%. Consensus: Ughhhh.
Jul 6 - 04:05 PM
Jul 6 - 02:11 PM
Jul 6 - 01:40 PM
Is 2% reasonable, I think it is.
Jul 4 - 10:23 PM
Jul 4 - 07:23 AM
Jul 4 - 01:08 AM
Nope will not happen. Even jack and Jill doesn't have 0%
Jul 4 - 02:18 AM