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This loose update of John Griesemer's biting and satirical 2001 anti-war novel No One Thinks of Greenland features American Pie starrer Jason Biggs as Corporal Rudy Spruance, a young man enlisted in the U.S. military in the late 1970s, at the height of the Cold War between the States and the Soviet Union. Though he's supposed to be transferred to Hawaii, Rudy is instead thrown out of a plane on a quasi-vacant airstrip in an unspecified location. He hits his head, loses consciousness, and comes
May 13, 2005 Wide
Nov 27, 2007
All Critics (13) | Top Critics (3) | Fresh (5) | Rotten (7) | DVD (4)
A movie that doesn't know whether it is slapstick comedy, satire, mystery or a schlock horror flick. Whatever it is, it is highly derivative, and of little consequence.
A jack of all formulas and master of none.
A political black comedy without the bite of the classic military satires it tries to emulate.
Succeeds in creating a languid, almost hypnotic portrait of go-nowhere, do-nothing peacetime military life.
"Guy X" wins the prize for most boring, pointless and disappointing war movie of the year.
Guy X could be the weirdest failure of the year. It's also not for anyone prone to soft-tissue neck injury, so abruptly does it switch gears from one movie to another.
Brilliantly told and will remain with you as you leave the theatre.
A film which lingers and haunts, but never compels.
While there's an enjoyable subversive atmosphere, the story simply isn't sharp enough to mean much of anything
Jason Biggs (doomed to have some variation of the words 'pie-botherer' in every article ever written about him thanks to the American Pie movies) makes a successful leap from comedy to drama here.
Strange, but altogether intriguing. The story of a soldier transferred to Greenland instead of Hawaii and the impossibility of escape.When I saw Jason Biggs, I didn't expect much but he wasn't too bad in here. Sure, the movie itself is based upon a book I suspect that is aimed at mocking the whole idea of transfer
June 15, 2007Super Reviewer
This film probably would have been a lot better if it could make up it's mind as to exactly what it is: one minute it's trying to be Buffalo Soldiers, the next some Military thriller involving something that's never actually explained. And as the film doesn't take either of these seriously it fails on both accounts.
December 23, 2008Super Reviewer
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