Critic Review - Detroit News

Maybe this is actually a treatise on the dissonance between East and West, science and nature, promise and tragedy. Nah. It's just a dumb, crappy horror movie that wants to be celebrated as such.

March 23, 2007 Full Review Source: Detroit News | Comments (19)
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Some guy you dont know

Bruce Campbell

At the end of the day, dose giving movies everybody loves bad reviews makes you happy?

Jan 9 - 12:47 PM

tommydepp

tommy depp

What a bad review. Are you a real critic?

Aug 11 - 08:11 AM

Bedram B.

Bedram Bararpour

Dumb? You obviously didn't understand the satire of the movie.

Apr 18 - 10:18 AM

Brandon S.

Brandon Stewart

HA HA!! What a funny review!! The movie was great. I think you're just a bad critic.

Jun 24 - 07:36 AM

padouke

Dan Blackson

yeah, this is the critic i have to listen to the most, living in the greater detroit area. what a joke

Jul 10 - 11:02 AM

cinephile90

brandi cryer

What does where he chooses to live have to do with reviewing the movie? Idiot.

Sep 18 - 03:45 PM

Double.Dubs

Edward Stymest

cause he lives near him??? (a big fat DUH????)

Apr 2 - 09:47 PM

Double.Dubs

Edward Stymest

im surprised at how unprofessional and ignorant this review is from a top critic, they can choose to express their opinions as long as they can back up their opinion professionally and rationally (like roger ebert) but this review simply angered me

Apr 2 - 09:48 PM

will s.

will stamp

actually, Tom, you're wrong.

May 4 - 08:26 PM

Paul N.

Paul Neusch

Tom Long... yet another reason i'm depressed about stupid people getting great jobs they don't deserve.

Sep 10 - 01:06 AM

Kevin S.

Kevin Sohn

Nah, it's just that YOU ARE DUMB!!! 92% of other critics liked it.... and u gave it a D???? This is one of the best monster movies of all time... YOU SUCK!

Jun 8 - 04:11 AM

pinkyfoo

Jon Jonson

A dumb, crappy critic.

Jul 29 - 04:21 PM

Pee M.

Pee Murz

ya tom...you suck balls...god think i only listen to levy.

Sep 1 - 12:39 AM

Kurt Kelly

Kurt Kelly

movie blows, get a life

Sep 1 - 10:23 AM

Rowan Hayward

Rowan Hayward

Weh weh weh, I'm Tom, weh weh weh.
Shut up Tom!

Sep 4 - 08:36 PM

zig f.

zig fronczak

Tom Long, detroit sucks... just like your review...

Jan 26 - 09:29 PM

Nick Lange

Nick Lange

or maybe you're just a dumb, crappy 'critic' that wants to be celebrated as such. If you have an opinion, express it politely.

Feb 16 - 02:52 PM

Inwoo Jeung

Inwoo Jeung

it's not meant to be a horror movie... you got things backwards and watched this with the wrong eye

Aug 13 - 10:44 AM

Fernando Millan

Fernando Millan

fuck off you donking raping shit eater. you obviously dont know humor when its right in front of you

Sep 29 - 02:14 AM

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