Half Baked Quotes

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• 1. Thurgood: Right near the beach... BOY!
  – Submitted by Russell H (8 months ago)
• 1. Thurgood: What is it scientist?
  – Submitted by Adam W (8 months ago)
• 1. Scarface: F*#$ you. F*#$ you. You're cool, and f*#$ you. I'm out!
  – Submitted by nathan h (23 months ago)
• 1. Thurgood: Who is this?
  2. Samson Simpson: This is Samson, smarty pants!
  3. Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell.
  4. Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!
  – Submitted by ryan m (24 months ago)