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  • Brian:
    Don't Worry, I'm not gonna do what everybody thinks i'm gonna do which is just flip out man.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael M (19 days ago)

  • Thurgood:
    Now that's a titty.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael M (34 days ago)

  • Thurgood:
    Right near the beach... BOY!
    ‐ Submitted by Russell H (2 years ago)

  • Thurgood:
    What is it scientist?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam W (2 years ago)

  • Scarface:
    F*#$ you. F*#$ you. You're cool, and f*#$ you. I'm out!
    ‐ Submitted by nathan h (3 years ago)

  • Thurgood:
    Who is this?
    Samson Simpson:
    This is Samson, smarty pants!
    Thurgood:
    Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister: Samson, it's Sheila. Mama fell.
    Samson Simpson:
    Shut up, bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by ryan m (3 years ago)

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