Hancock Quotes

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    1. Hancock: If you don't get out of my way, your head is going up his ass. You fellas sure want to ride this train?
    2. Convict: Choo, choo, asshole.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (7 months ago)
    1. Hancock: Call me an asshole, one more time.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (7 months ago)
    1. Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
    – Submitted by Mark H (22 months ago)
    1. Hancock: You'd better not hit me with that truck!
    – Submitted by Danny S (23 months ago)
    1. Boy at Bus Bench: Hancock!
    2. Hancock: What, boy?
    3. Boy at Bus Bench: Bad guys.
    4. Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
    5. Boy at Bus Bench: Asshole.
    6. Hancock: What?
    7. Boy at Bus Bench: You heard me.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Michel: Asshole.
    2. Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
    3. Michel: Asshole.
    4. Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness? [chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
    5. Hancock: How about you Goggles? [kid with glasses shakes his head]
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Hancock: Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody?
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Red: Upon us all, Hancock. You're no different. Time to shut her down, Hancock. It's been a nice run. Oh, we are all sincerely gonna miss you. But it is time for you to move on. And maybe to a happier place. You can thank me if you want to... superhero.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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