Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Quotes

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  • Muriel:
    Gretel. Famous witch hunter, finally we meet.
    Gretel:
    Who are you?
    Muriel:
    I see you got my invitation?
    Gretel:
    Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
    Muriel:
    I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronouncing.
    ‐ Submitted by James W (15 months ago)

  • Hansel:
    I'm old fashioned but Gretel needs more convincing to clarify that someone is a witch.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Ben:
    When I am a grown up, I wanna hunt witches like you too do.
    Gretel:
    We didn't ask for this Ben.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    You collected all this?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    The name's Hansel, and this here is my sister, Gretel.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    What do you think your doing?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    Who the fuck is Edward?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    Don't! Just don't.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven V (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)

  • Muriel:
    Gretel, famous witch hunter, finally we meet.
    Gretel:
    Who are you?
    Muriel:
    I see you got my invitation.
    Gretel:
    So you're name before my darts rip out you're throat!
    Muriel:
    I go by many names, none of which you are even worthy of pronouncing.
    Gretel:
    Oh my god.
    ‐ Submitted by James W (2 years ago)

  • Muriel:
    You've finally found your way home!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

  • Berringer:
    I'm not going to have you telling me what to do!
    Gretel:
    [headbutts Sheriff Berringer hard]
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    Who am I kidding? We do this shit for free!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    One thing this job has taught me over the years: DON'T EAT THE FUCKING CANDY!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    We kill witches! What do you do?
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    Most people will say witches aren't real, it's stuff of fairy tales. Then, one day, they show up at your door and eat your kids. That's where we come in!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
    ‐ Submitted by PumPuy C (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    The curse of hunger for slimy bug things. I fucking hate that one.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew D (2 years ago)

  • Muriel:
    Once upon a time, in a shitty little town...
    ‐ Submitted by Nicole M (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    [upon seeing the abandoned candy house from childhood] You must be fucking kidding me?
    ‐ Submitted by Nicole M (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    [when asked how to kill a witch] Cutting off her head tends to work.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Gretel:
    [starring at a traped witch] She looks angry.
    Hansel:
    Wouldn't you be if you had a face like that?
    ‐ Submitted by Marco M (2 years ago)

  • Muriel:
    Gretel! Famous witch hunter. Finally we meet.
    Gretel:
    Who are you?
    Muriel:
    [grabs a paper with the words "Child Lost"] I see you got my invitation.
    Gretel:
    Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
    Muriel:
    I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronuncing.
    ‐ Submitted by Marco M (2 years ago)

  • Hansel:
    Some people will say that not all witches are evil. That they're powers could be used for god. I say BURN THEM ALL!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody F (2 years ago)

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