Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Quotes

The top Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

• 1. Muriel: You've finally found your way home!
  – Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)
• 1. Berringer: I'm not going to have you telling me what to do!
  2. Gretel: [headbutts Sheriff Berringer hard]
  – Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)
• 1. Gretel: Who am I kidding? We do this shit for free!
  – Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)
• 1. Hansel: One thing this job has taught me over the years: DON'T EAT THE FUCKING CANDY!
  – Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)
• 1. Hansel: We kill witches! What do you do?
  – Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)
• 1. Hansel: Most people will say witches aren't real, it's stuff of fairy tales. Then, one day, they show up at your door and eat your kids. That's where we come in!
  – Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)
• 1. Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
  – Submitted by PumPuy C (3 months ago)
• 1. Gretel: The curse of hunger for slimy bug things. I fucking hate that one.
  – Submitted by Andrew D (3 months ago)
• 1. Muriel: Once upon a time, in a shitty little town...
  – Submitted by Nicole M (3 months ago)
• 1. Gretel: [upon seeing the abandoned candy house from childhood] You must be fucking kidding me?
  – Submitted by Nicole M (3 months ago)
• 1. Hansel: [when asked how to kill a witch] Cutting off her head tends to work.
  – Submitted by Chris P (4 months ago)
• 1. Gretel: [starring at a traped witch] She looks angry.
  2. Hansel: Wouldn't you be if you had a face like that?
  – Submitted by Marco M (4 months ago)
• 1. Muriel: Gretel! Famous witch hunter. Finally we meet.
  2. Gretel: Who are you?
  3. Muriel: [grabs a paper with the words "Child Lost"] I see you got my invitation.
  4. Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
  5. Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronuncing.
  – Submitted by Marco M (4 months ago)
• 1. Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil. That they're powers could be used for god. I say BURN THEM ALL!
  – Submitted by Cody F (6 months ago)