Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Quotes

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    1. Muriel: Gretel. Famous witch hunter, finally we meet.
    2. Gretel: Who are you?
    3. Muriel: I see you got my invitation?
    4. Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
    5. Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronouncing.
    – Submitted by James W (3 months ago)
    1. Hansel: I'm old fashioned but Gretel needs more convincing to clarify that someone is a witch.
    – Submitted by Adam P (12 months ago)
    1. Ben: When I am a grown up, I wanna hunt witches like you too do.
    2. Gretel: We didn't ask for this Ben.
    – Submitted by Adam P (12 months ago)
    1. Gretel: You collected all this?
    – Submitted by Adam P (12 months ago)
    1. Hansel: The name's Hansel, and this here is my sister, Gretel.
    – Submitted by Adam P (12 months ago)
    1. Gretel: What do you think your doing?
    – Submitted by Adam P (12 months ago)
    1. Hansel: Who the fuck is Edward?
    – Submitted by Adam P (12 months ago)
    1. Hansel: Don't! Just don't.
    – Submitted by Steven V (13 months ago)
    1. Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
    – Submitted by Evan T (13 months ago)
    1. Muriel: Gretel, famous witch hunter, finally we meet.
    2. Gretel: Who are you?
    3. Muriel: I see you got my invitation.
    4. Gretel: So you're name before my darts rip out you're throat!
    5. Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you are even worthy of pronouncing.
    6. Gretel: Oh my god.
    – Submitted by James W (13 months ago)
    1. Muriel: You've finally found your way home!
    – Submitted by Cody F (18 months ago)
    1. Berringer: I'm not going to have you telling me what to do!
    2. Gretel: [headbutts Sheriff Berringer hard]
    – Submitted by Cody F (18 months ago)
    1. Gretel: Who am I kidding? We do this shit for free!
    – Submitted by Cody F (18 months ago)
    1. Hansel: One thing this job has taught me over the years: DON'T EAT THE FUCKING CANDY!
    – Submitted by Cody F (18 months ago)
    1. Hansel: We kill witches! What do you do?
    – Submitted by Cody F (18 months ago)
    1. Hansel: Most people will say witches aren't real, it's stuff of fairy tales. Then, one day, they show up at your door and eat your kids. That's where we come in!
    – Submitted by Cody F (18 months ago)
    1. Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
    – Submitted by PumPuy C (18 months ago)
    1. Gretel: The curse of hunger for slimy bug things. I fucking hate that one.
    – Submitted by Andrew D (18 months ago)
    1. Muriel: Once upon a time, in a shitty little town...
    – Submitted by Nicole M (18 months ago)
    1. Gretel: [upon seeing the abandoned candy house from childhood] You must be fucking kidding me?
    – Submitted by Nicole M (18 months ago)
    1. Hansel: [when asked how to kill a witch] Cutting off her head tends to work.
    – Submitted by Chris P (18 months ago)
    1. Gretel: [starring at a traped witch] She looks angry.
    2. Hansel: Wouldn't you be if you had a face like that?
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Muriel: Gretel! Famous witch hunter. Finally we meet.
    2. Gretel: Who are you?
    3. Muriel: [grabs a paper with the words "Child Lost"] I see you got my invitation.
    4. Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat!
    5. Muriel: I go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronuncing.
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil. That they're powers could be used for god. I say BURN THEM ALL!
    – Submitted by Cody F (20 months ago)

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