Happy Gilmore Quotes

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• 1. Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.
  – Submitted by Jesse K (36 days ago)
• 1. Mr. Larson: And you can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!
  – Submitted by Leigh S (3 months ago)
• 1. Potter: Lot of pressure. You've gotta rise above it. You've got to harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness... energy... block... bad. Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. Its like a carousel-- you pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular... circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.
  – Submitted by Greg H (6 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: Tap tap tap it in.
  – Submitted by ethan t (10 months ago)
• 1. Chubbs: You were great out there today.
  2. Happy Gilmore: Thank you.
  3. Chubbs: But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
  4. Happy Gilmore: Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. [thinking] well, luck, I guess. So what?
  – Submitted by Mikhael M (13 months ago)
• 1. Shooter McGavin: You were great out there today. But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
  2. Happy Gilmore: Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. [thinking] well, luck, I guess. So what?
  – Submitted by Mikhael M (13 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Larson: Thats twice thus far shooter.
  – Submitted by Hubbell M (13 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.
  – Submitted by Bram A (14 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: That's my puck baby. Don't you ever touch my puck!
  – Submitted by Evan T (14 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: [turns around] Psycho...
  – Submitted by James E (15 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: I think I just killed that Mister Mister lady.
  – Submitted by Tom V (15 months ago)
• 1. Grandma: Could I please trouble you for a warm glass of milk. It helps send me to sleep.
  2. Hal (Nursing Home Orderly): You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
  – Submitted by Tom V (15 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: Somebody's closer! [high-pitched voice]
  – Submitted by Tom V (15 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
  – Submitted by Adam S (17 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
  – Submitted by Rick A (19 months ago)
• 1. Hal (Nursing Home Orderly): Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?
  – Submitted by Ro C (20 months ago)
• 1. Chubbs: Damned alligator BIT my hand off! [Shows Happy his wooden hand]
  2. Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
  – Submitted by Phil B (22 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.
  – Submitted by Ryan M (22 months ago)
• 1. Happy Gilmore: You're gonna die clown!
  – Submitted by Todd N (22 months ago)
• 1. Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
  2. Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
  – Submitted by Michael V (22 months ago)
• 1. Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
  2. Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
  3. Shooter McGavin: [to the spectators] Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.
  – Submitted by Michael V (22 months ago)