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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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A man (Ronn Moss) with a bazooka helps air-freighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) against drug smugglers and a snake.
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Jason Shawhan Nashville Scene 09/10/2021
It's got exploding skateboarders, a radioactive snake, an unexpected treatise on gender, and that razor-frisbee sequence immortalized at countless Belcourt preshows. Go to Full Review
Mike Massie Gone With The Twins 09/06/2020
3/10
It has its own theme song, which is mildly impressive, but the action and adventure are bland, which is unfortunate considering the reasonable budget and production values. Go to Full Review
Dennis Harvey 48 Hills 08/17/2018
This 1987 bonanza of schlock features no less than four erstwhile Playmates of the Month, acting just as well as you'd expect. Go to Full Review
Felix Vasquez Jr. Cinema Crazed 04/23/2017
Often silly and so utterly awful from acting to sound mixing, but it embraces its trappings by injecting as much softcore sex and nudity as humanly possible. Go to Full Review
Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com 08/27/2005
2/5
Fred Topel About.com 07/14/2003
2/5
For a bikini action movie, it's not much. It's a rental that you'll probably fast forward through. Go to Full Review
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Noel L @RT15930389 5d This is basically a softcore porno. Bad acting, unnecessary nudity, and a mediocre plot See more Dark H @DarkHao Feb 2 Tons of fun. Great movie for a bunch friends to watch while downing some brewskis! Total 80s vibe, hot babes, over and under acting, creative kills, and having lived in hawaii during the 90s loved the cinematography! I would have loved to see some big samoan bad guys, there was maybe one (he was hilarious unintentionaly), but this movie delivers! The skater and blowup doll kill was a meme/reel i e scene many times and is classic! Andy Sidaris had a small role but he had some funny lines explaining how he loved his date for her brains not her bod lol. I recommend tbe bluray with special features where they go behind scenes. Wish Vinegar Syndrome would make a uhd release. If they have i cant find it but maybe one day!! See more Rick L @RT11437358 Sep 15 I saw this towards the end of OSUT (basic training) in 1987. Imagine a group of 17 - 20 year old guys who had not hardly seen a woman in a month walking out a movie that was strictly T&A and saying Damn that movie was bad. While this may not be the worst movie ever it is definely in the running. The snake looks like a sock, the frisbee that has razor blades all around it etc. If you took away 75% of my IQ points I would still think this movie was stupid. See more Stephen C @bob25009 Aug 5 Success in 1 hour and 36 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dubbed and subtitled in worldwide studios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See more Nick E @nicksmovies93 Jul 12 Don't waste your time on this film. See more Angie C @RT15342888 10/10/2024 Why is there a snake in this movie?? As a B(oob) grade action movie it totally lives up to its low brow intentions. But so many questions.. why bring a blow up doll to a hit job, why get in a spa topless for a 5 second brainstorming session? is death by razor frisbee really possible? And for a movie about a drug trade - where were the drugs?? And lastly was the the 2:1 ratio of chauvinistic comment to boobs intentional? But seriously... Why is there a motherf*cking snake in this is this motherf*cking movie?? See more Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis A man (Ronn Moss) with a bazooka helps air-freighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) against drug smugglers and a snake.
Director
Andy Sidaris
Producer
Arlene Sidaris
Screenwriter
Andy Sidaris
Production Co
Warner Brothers/Seven Arts, Malibu Bay Films
Rating
R
Genre
Action
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Nov 19, 2018
Runtime
1h 36m