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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

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Two gorgeous women -- Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder

R, 1 hr. 40 min.

Action & Adventure, Comedy, Mystery & Suspense

Directed By: Andy Sidaris

Written By: Andy Sidaris

On DVD: Oct 23, 2001

Cast

Ronn Moss
Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir
Donna
Hope Marie Carlton
Taryn
Harold Diamond
Jade
Rodrigo Obregon
Seth Romero
Cynthia Brimhall
Edy
Patty Duffek
Pattycakes
Lory Green
Rosie
Rustam Branaman
Kimo
David de Shay
Ashley
Michael A. Andrews
Michelle/Michael
Andy Sidaris
Whitey
Kwan Hi Lim
Joseph Hieu
Bobby, Karate Villain, ...
Peter Bromilow
Mr. Chang
Glen Chin
Earring
Russell Howell
Skateboard Rider
Richard Le Pore
Dickson
Joey Meran
Joey
Shawne Zarubica
Charlotte
Mike McKenzie
Don Merryman
Wolf Larson
J.J. Jackson

Critic Reviews for Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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Showcases the well-honed formula of fast cars, women, recycled props, women, guys noted for their rippling muscles rather than oratory skills, women, action hijinks and women...

December 1, 2005 Full Review Source: Now Playing Magazine

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Brent Simon

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For a bikini action movie, it's not much. It's a rental that you'll probably fast forward through.

July 14, 2003 Comment

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I liked this when I was younger. Very culty.

September 21, 2006

Wu Chouin

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This movie builds on the corny sexploitation elements of Malibu Express and adds two hot blonde leads in Hawaii to really run with the faux-spy vibes and features the best use of fake snakes in recent memory.Hilariously bad at turns, but honestly never boring, I'd definitely recommend checking this one out.

August 30, 2011