Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Quotes

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    1. Kumar: Dude this is weed.
    2. George W. Bush: That's alabama kush, thats one of the finest.
    3. Kumar: So you get high then you put other people who smoke weed in jail.
    4. George W. Bush: Duh.
    5. Kumar: That's so hypocritical.
    6. George W. Bush: Oh yeah well let me ask you something kumar, you like giving hand jobs.
    7. Kumar: No sir.
    8. George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs.
    9. Kumar: Yeah.
    10. George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fuckin hypacriticizer to, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
    – Submitted by James B (2 years ago)
    1. Ron Fox: Let me ask you something. Have you ever been ice fishing before?
    2. Deputy Frye: No sir, no I haven't.
    3. Ron Fox: Well it's fucking exhilarating.
    – Submitted by alfie t (2 years ago)
    1. Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] What's up with the guy with the weird eyes? He handicapped or something?
    2. Deputy Frye: We believe he's of Korean decent.
    – Submitted by alfie t (2 years ago)
    1. Ron Fox: My God, North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.
    – Submitted by Charles W (2 years ago)
    1. Kumar: You fucking pissed on me you racist fuck!
    – Submitted by Charlie L (2 years ago)
    1. Ron Fox: Tell them that in your fake ching-chong language.
    – Submitted by Maximus D (2 years ago)
    1. George W. Bush: You just blew my fucking mind.
    – Submitted by Lou Z (2 years ago)
    1. George W. Bush: Hahahaha, i laced it with blow so it nocks you and it keeps goin like "POWW!"
    – Submitted by Danny A (3 years ago)

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