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  • Mrs. Chasen: Harold! That was your last date!
    ‐ Submitted by Bill M (3 years ago)

  • Maude: I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*, [she points to a daisy] yet allow themselves to be treated as *that*.
    ‐ Submitted by Tika P (3 years ago)

  • Maude: Harold.....that monstrosity you purchased is an eyesore....and an enbarrassment.
    ‐ Submitted by Lynne H (3 years ago)

  • Harold Chasen: I love you!
    Maude: That's Wonderful! Go love some more.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniela T (3 years ago)

  • Maude: Harold, everyone has the right to make an arse of themselves. You can't let the world judge you too much.
    ‐ Submitted by Letitia L (4 years ago)

  • Maude: You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*
    ‐ Submitted by Chad E (4 years ago)

  • Harold Chasen: I haven't lived. I've died a few times.
    ‐ Submitted by Julie B (5 years ago)

  • Maude: L-I-V-E! Live! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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