• PG, 1 hr. 31 min.
  • Romance, Classics, Comedy
  • Directed By:    Hal Ashby
  • In Theaters:    Dec 20, 1971 Wide
  • On DVD:    Jun 27, 2000
  • Paramount Home Video

Harold and Maude Quotes

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  • Mrs. Chasen:
    Harold! That was your last date!
    ‐ Submitted by Bill M (20 months ago)

  • Maude:
    I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*, [she points to a daisy] yet allow themselves to be treated as *that*.
    ‐ Submitted by Tika P (2 years ago)

  • Maude:
    Harold.....that monstrosity you purchased is an eyesore....and an enbarrassment.
    ‐ Submitted by Lynne H (2 years ago)

  • Harold Chasen:
    I love you!
    Maude:
    That's Wonderful! Go love some more.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniela T (2 years ago)

  • Maude:
    Harold, everyone has the right to make an arse of themselves. You can't let the world judge you too much.
    ‐ Submitted by Letitia L (2 years ago)

  • Maude:
    You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*
    ‐ Submitted by Chad E (3 years ago)

  • Harold Chasen:
    I haven't lived. I've died a few times.
    ‐ Submitted by Julie B (3 years ago)

  • Maude:
    L-I-V-E! Live! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)