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Harry and Tonto Quotes

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  • Shirley: I like you, Norman.
    Norman: I like you too, Aunt Shirley, but I think you're a bitch.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Harry: I know life is confusing. We're just trying to get on with it.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Sam Two Feathers: I practice good medicine on good people. Bad medicine on bad people.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Harry: This is the first time in my life I've ever been in jail.
    Sam Two Feathers: What are you in for?
    Harry: Peeing.
    Sam Two Feathers: I got a ticket once for shitting
    Harry: Where'd you do it?
    Sam Two Feathers: No, not me. My horse in a hotel lobby
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Harry: Let me tell you something. Times are bad. Don't you believe what they're saying in the papers about a recession. We're in a depression.
    Hitchhiker: You better believe it.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Panhandler: Have you got 35 cents?
    Harry: Why thirty-five?
    Panhandler: I wanna buy a mink coat.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Harry: There were trolleys, Tonto. Cobblestones. The aroma of corned beef and cabbage. The tangy zest of apple strudel. You had to hand-crank the cars in those days, Tonto. Cars like REO's, Franklins, Hudsons. Those were names fit for a car. These days a man doesn't know whether he's driving a car or an animal: Mustangs, Jaguars, Cougars, Pintos. Silly.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Harry: Who's the vice president this week?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)

  • Harry: You never really feel somebody's suffering; you only feel their death
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (3 years ago)