Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Quotes

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  • Hagrid:
    You're a wizard harry.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew B (11 months ago)

  • Dudley Dursley:
    I'm not Harry.
    Harry Potter:
    [appearing from behind a wall] I am.
    Hagrid:
    Well of course you are.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Neville Longbottom:
    You're sneaking out aren't you? You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    What is it?
    Harry Potter:
    He's going to sacrifice himself!
    Hermione Granger:
    No you can't, there must be another way!
    Ron Weasley:
    Do you want to stop Snape from stealing the stone or not?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Severus Snape:
    Clearly Potter, fame isn't everything is it?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Draco Malfoy:
    You think my name's funny do you? No need to tell me who you are. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Vernon Dursley:
    What happened?
    Harry Potter:
    I swear I don't know! I was just staring at the glass and then it was gone, it was like magic!
    Vernon Dursley:
    There's no such thing as magic. [shutting him in the cupboard under the stairs]
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Ron Weasley:
    It's Levi-o-sa. Not Leviosa! Honestly she's a nightmare! No wonder she's not got any friends!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    Oh, honestly, don't you two READ?
    ‐ Submitted by Sheila O (2 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another silly idea to get us killed, or worse expelled. [exiting]
    Ron Weasley:
    She needs to sort out her priorities.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy P (2 years ago)

  • Harry Potter:
    You LIAR!
    Professor Quirrell:
    [Voldemort Side] KILL HIM!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    Ron, do you think this is going to be the real wizards chess?
    Ron Weasley:
    [Ron sends over a piece that gets destroyed] Yes Hermione, I thinks is going to be exactly like wizards chess.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (2 years ago)

  • Hagrid:
    You're a wizard Harry.
    ‐ Submitted by Justine M (2 years ago)

  • Minerva McGonagall:
    Five points will be rewarded to each of you... for sheer, dumb luck!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick W (2 years ago)

  • Professor Quirrell:
    TROLL! THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! Just thought you ought to know. [faints]
    ‐ Submitted by Ashley N (2 years ago)

  • Ron Weasley:
    She really needs to sort out her priorities. [talking about Hermione]
    Harry Potter:
    [nods]
    ‐ Submitted by ethan t (3 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    I'm going to bed before either of you think up of a clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled!
    ‐ Submitted by Justine M (3 years ago)

  • Harry Potter:
    You! No,it can't be. Snape, he - he was the...
    Professor Quirrell:
    Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he? Why, next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?
    ‐ Submitted by ethan t (3 years ago)

  • Albus Dumbledore:
    What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows.
    ‐ Submitted by Garner M (3 years ago)

  • Hagrid:
    Who told you about Fluffy?
    Ron Weasley:
    Fluffy?
    Hermione Granger:
    That thing has a name?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin R (3 years ago)

  • Hagrid:
    You're a wizard, Harry.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Ron Weasley:
    Sunshine daises butter mellow, turn that stupid fat rat yellow!
    ‐ Submitted by ethan t (3 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    Feels weird going home, doesn't it?
    Harry Potter:
    I'm not going home, not really.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (3 years ago)

  • Ron Weasley:
    Lucky we didn't panic...
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
    Ron Weasley:
    Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Ron Weasley:
    You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... But scary.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Severus Snape:
    You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell.
    ‐ Submitted by trang d (3 years ago)

  • Hagrid:
    You're a wizard Harry
    Harry Potter:
    I'm a what?
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Harry Potter:
    I can't be a wizard, I'm just Harry!
    Hagrid:
    Well Just Harry...
    ‐ Submitted by Eduardo M (3 years ago)

  • Severus Snape:
    What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
    Hermione Granger:
    Uh... well... we... we were just...
    Severus Snape:
    You ought to be careful. People will think you're... [sees Harry staring at him]
    Severus Snape:
    Up to something.
    ‐ Submitted by Lane S (3 years ago)

  • Vernon Dursley:
    Do you know whats so great about Sunday, Dudley?
    Dudley Dursley:
    (Speechless)
    Harry Potter:
    No post on Sunday?
    Vernon Dursley:
    Right you are, Harry. No post on Sunday! Ha!
    ‐ Submitted by Sydney S (3 years ago)

  • Albus Dumbledore:
    Alas, earwax.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeffrey M (3 years ago)

  • Draco Malfoy:
    Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.
    ‐ Submitted by Leigh F (4 years ago)

  • Draco Malfoy:
    So Its true then? What they were saying on the train? Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
    ‐ Submitted by Leigh F (4 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-OH-sa, not Levi-oh-SAH.
    ‐ Submitted by Nithin Devasia T (4 years ago)

  • Ron Weasley:
    Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Dudley Dursley:
    Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Albus Dumbledore:
    Our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Oliver Wood:
    Nasty little buggers. (Talking about the bludgers)
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Albus Dumbledore:
    It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Severus Snape:
    There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few... [stares at Draco Malfoy].. Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death...[notices Harry scribbling on his paper].. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!. [steps over to Harry]. Mister Potter. Our new celebrity.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Oliver Wood:
    Scared Harry?
    Harry Potter:
    A little.
    Oliver Wood:
    That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
    Harry Potter:
    What happened?
    Oliver Wood:
    I..uh..I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Draco Malfoy:
    It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Argus Filch:
    A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Albus Dumbledore:
    It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Hermione Granger:
    Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, expelled.
    Ron Weasley:
    She needs to sort out her priorities.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Hagrid:
    You're a wizard, Harry!
    Harry Potter:
    I'm a what?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Hagrid:
    Your a wizard, Harry
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler C (4 years ago)

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