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66% The Hundred-Foot Journey $5.3M
19% Into The Storm $3.8M

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The Haunted Mansion Reviews

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Nell Minow
Common Sense Media

Go on the Disney ride instead. It's over sooner.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

December 28, 2010
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

When a Disney ride becomes a movie, there's not much hope that things will turn out as well as they do in this tame horror comedy.

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Original Score: C

May 10, 2009
Steve Crum
Kansas City Kansan

Great visuals, few scares and laughs. But it IS clean family entertainment.

| Original Score: C-

October 23, 2004
Joe Utichi
FilmFocus

Beautiful production design and bags of promise give way to disappointment in this family comedy.

Full Review Source: FilmFocus | Original Score: 45/100

July 20, 2004
Vince Koehler
Entertainment Spectrum

A thunderstorm of mysterious origin traps the old mansion.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Spectrum | Original Score: 3/4

May 26, 2004
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis

Regardless of all the ghosts, or maybe because of them, The Haunted Mansion is one lifeless, spiritless affair.

Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Original Score: 4/10

April 13, 2004
Jake Euker
F5 (Wichita, KS)

Eddie Murphy, fresh from a string of wearyingly bad performances in really horrible features, pulls The Haunted Mansion down around him with record-breaking speed

Full Review Source: F5 (Wichita, KS) | Original Score: 1/5

March 10, 2004
Michael Szymanski
Zap2it.com

You wonder why you're willing to wait an hour-and-a-half to go on it for the umpteenth time.

Full Review Source: Zap2it.com | Original Score: 2.5/4

February 24, 2004
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Uma comédia de horror que não assusta nem faz rir.

Full Review Source: Cinema em Cena | Original Score: 1/5

January 17, 2004
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Comic thrillers are always risky, but this one lacks even a hint of badly needed black humour.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2/5

January 16, 2004
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

Despite a talented cast of actors, nothing really stands out in this movie based on a theme park ride.

Full Review Source: Laramie Movie Scope | Original Score: C

January 14, 2004
Randy Shulman
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)

Mansion is as dead as the spirits who haunt its unspooktacular walls.

Full Review Source: Metro Weekly (Washington, DC) | Original Score: 1/5

January 9, 2004
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review

Hauntingly Bad.

Full Review Source: 3BlackChicks Review | Original Score: 1/5

December 27, 2003
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com

... essentially a soulless collection of episodic gags... only serves to hammer a few more nails into [Eddie Murphy's] career's coffin.

Full Review Source: MovieCrypt.com | Original Score: 0.5/4

December 20, 2003
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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[I]t's dreadful.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper

December 8, 2003
James Hill
BET.com

At this point, you can't really be mad at Eddie for making kid movies seeing as his adult career done dried up long ago (did YOU see "I Spy," "Pluto Nash" or "Showtime?").

Full Review Source: BET.com

December 5, 2003
James Kendrick
Q Network Film Desk

uses the ride's familiar visuals as a leaping-off point for the horror-comedy, which is at times delightfully silly and at other times depressingly thin

Full Review Source: Q Network Film Desk | Original Score: 2.5/4

December 5, 2003
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing

Manages to make even such surefire audience grabbers as a zombie attack exceedingly dull.

| Original Score: 1.5/4

December 5, 2003
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

To paraphrase one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films ("Little Big Man"): Sometimes the Magic Kingdom works, and sometimes it doesn't.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

December 4, 2003
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

It's ironic that in 2003 we find Murphy playing a role that, for all intents and purposes, might have been done by Mantan Moreland 60 years ago -- only Mantan was funnier.

Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | Original Score: 2.5/5

December 4, 2003
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