• Unrated, 1 hr. 31 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Ruedi Gerber
    In Theaters:
    Sep 6, 2002 Wide
    On DVD:
    Sep 17, 2006
  • Seventh Art Releasing

Opening

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Heartbreak Hospital Reviews

Ronnie Scheib
Variety
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November 21, 2008
David Hunter
Hollywood Reporter
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Other than a mildly engaging central romance, Hospital is sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst.

September 17, 2002
Manohla Dargis
Los Angeles Times
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A dreary indulgence.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2/5

September 12, 2002
Chuck Wilson
L.A. Weekly
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The director, with his fake backdrops and stately pacing, never settles on a consistent tone.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly

September 12, 2002
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
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It's quite diverting nonsense.

| Original Score: 2.5/4

September 9, 2002
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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An excruciating demonstration of the unsalvageability of a movie saddled with an amateurish screenplay.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 1/5

September 5, 2002
Laura Rothstein
Village Voice
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Sluggish, tonally uneven.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

September 3, 2002
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