Heathers Quotes

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    1. Heather Chandler: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?
    – Submitted by Joey S (13 months ago)
    1. Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits
    – Submitted by Michael B (18 months ago)
    1. Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
    – Submitted by Melanie D (18 months ago)
    1. Pauline Fleming: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
    – Submitted by George D (20 months ago)
    1. Veronica's Dad: I do not patronize bunny rabbits!
    – Submitted by Abby B (21 months ago)
    1. Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
    – Submitted by Tia L (21 months ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: That knife is filthy.
    2. J.D.: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
    – Submitted by Amber W (22 months ago)
    1. Kurt's Dad: I love my dead gay son!
    – Submitted by Catalina A (22 months ago)
    1. J.D.: Greetings and salutations.
    – Submitted by Catalina A (22 months ago)
    1. J.D.: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling.
    – Submitted by Jeriel C (2 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: I just killed my best friend!
    2. J.D.: And your worst enemy.
    3. Veronica Sawyer: Same difference.
    – Submitted by Jeriel C (2 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: She's my best friend. God, I hate her.
    – Submitted by Jeriel C (2 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: Your day dreams are a lot better than my reality, believe me.
    – Submitted by Raven R (2 years ago)
    1. J.D.: The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Pauline Fleming: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. J.D.: Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Heather Duke: Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. J.D.: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Veronica's Dad: Veronica's Dad: Goddamn, will somebody tell me why I read these spy novels.
    2. Veronica Sawyer: Cuz you're an idiot
    3. Veronica's Dad: Oh yeah, that's it.
    – Submitted by Brian P (2 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
    – Submitted by Mackenzie M (3 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people 'real life.' She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
    – Submitted by Mackenzie M (3 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
    – Submitted by Przemyslaw F (3 years ago)
    1. J.D.: Greetings and salutations.
    – Submitted by Joe M (3 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
    2. Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits.
    – Submitted by Janna M (3 years ago)
    1. Heather McNamara: It's your turn, Heather.
    2. Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn.
    3. Heather Duke: Sorry, Heather.
    – Submitted by Janna M (3 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host.
    – Submitted by Janna M (3 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: What's your damage, Heather?
    – Submitted by Janna M (3 years ago)
    1. Veronica Sawyer: How very.
    – Submitted by Janna M (3 years ago)

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