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The Hebrew Hammer

The Hebrew Hammer (2003)



Average Rating: 4.6/10
Critic Reviews: 13
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 7

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Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka 'The Hebrew Hammer', is an Orthodox stud, who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus' evil son Damien is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damien launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the world's top Jewish leader, and his friend Mohammed, head of the


Action & Adventure, Comedy

Jonathan Kesselman

Nov 16, 2004

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Profane, shockingly un-PC and often laugh-out-loud hilarious, this is the sort of parody that the folks who made the Airplane and Naked Gun movies used to make -- funny.

April 29, 2004 Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel
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Kesselman keeps the movie crackling with the raucous energy absent since Mel Brooks' heyday.

April 8, 2004 Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune
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Desperation is the project's principal quality.

January 30, 2004
Washington Post
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The movie hits as much as it misses, with enough witty observations to ensure that somewhere, Kesselman's mother is kvelling.

January 2, 2004 Full Review Source: New York Daily News
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Kesselman's thin script generally is funniest when it's riffing on Jewish stereotypes and goyish bigotry.

December 23, 2003 Full Review Source: Variety
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An insubstantial but highly entertaining flick.

December 20, 2003 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News
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Corny and crude at times, but effective in its single-minded pursuit of laughs.

February 9, 2005 Full Review Source: Laramie Movie Scope
Laramie Movie Scope

[E]nds up veering from ridiculous but pointed commentary into abusing and insulting those [the film] intends to champion...

December 21, 2004 Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher
Flick Filosopher

Everybody needs a little burlesque fun with his digital reprogramming, and the politically incorrect good times barely let up in this story.

April 9, 2004 Full Review Source: Orlando Weekly
Orlando Weekly

A scattershot assortment of jokes that is funniest when it sticks to its neat premise.

April 8, 2004 Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press
St. Paul Pioneer Press

The movie starts out hilarious but like The Hammer's Jewish mother, it starts to nag at you after awhile.

January 9, 2004 Full Review Source:

Doesn't quite nail it, but it's not as bad as it sounds, either.

December 19, 2003 Full Review Source: E! Online
E! Online

Uneven, profane and occasionally flat-out hilarious.

December 19, 2003 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide
TV Guide's Movie Guide

plays like a lower (much, much lower) budgeted, Jewish version of Malcolm Lee's funnier Undercover Brother

December 19, 2003 Full Review Source:

Audience Reviews for The Hebrew Hammer

Made as a production for Comedy Central, this is writer/director Jonathan Kesselman's take on the detective/spoof film. Expanded from a short Kesselman made, this is the story of a super cool Jewish private eye named Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka The Hebrew Hammer.

When Daminen, the evil son of Santa Claus kills his dad, takes over, and goes on a mission end Hanukkah, The Hebrew Hammer sets out to make things right, By his side are a nice Jewish girl, and help from his brothers at the Kwanzaa Defense League, who also seek more tolerance and acceptance during the winter holiday season.

The film is a very good natured, but very un-PC spoof film, with blaxploitation films being the primary reference point. As a fan of blaxploitation, and blaxploitation spoofs, I was immediately drawn to the concept, especially since I dig on Jewish stereotypes too, but not in a cruel way.

The film is funny, but it's more silly than anything. I dug the references I(and got most of them), but the film is really pretty shallow, and is stuffed with more jokes than substance. I did enjoy it, but it really lacked the punch that a lot of modern exploitation (and spoof) films have.

There are some really choice moments that made me squee though (and yeah, I just said squee...get over it), so even though the film is light, it's moderately amusing,. The cast are ultimately what hold it together, and you can tell they're trying hard to make things work.

Goldberg is a lot of fun as Mordechai, Judy Greer is fun as his love interest Esther, and Andy Dick is delightfully nutty as Damien. I dug the participation from the Van Peebles clan, too.

All in all, the film has its moments, but it seems to miss almost as much as it hits. As a general fan of this sort of thing, I give it a bit more credit, but overall, this is rather underwhelming.
April 20, 2013
Chris Weber

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The Hebrew Hammer is a very funny film and has a pretty unique story to make it an entertaining comedy from start to finish. Considering that this film has Andy Dick in it, I quite liked him in his role, despite the fact that I hate him because of his eccentric, weird and creepy track record. The film has some effective comedy that is very funny and Adam Goldberg is perfect in the lead role, and he's very funny. The film is far from perfect, but it manages in being lots of fun from start to finish. This is a mindless comedy film with a good idea for its plot, and it works. This is not a film to take seriously, and it has its flaws, but for the most part it succeeds well enough at being a fun film. The Hebrew Hammer succeeds at being an effective comedy that delivers good laughs. Like I previously said, Andy Dick is good here, and he delivers the only good performance of his career as well as his small part in Old School. This is a worthwhile comedy to watch if you want a different type of film to watch. Original and funny, The Hebrew Hammer is quite entertaining and lots of fun, even if it's not perfect. Nonetheless it's a well acted film with plenty of gags that generate good laughs, and it definitely is a refreshing take on the Christmas film genre, and it uses stereotypes well enough to generate effective laughs.
July 7, 2012
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

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The first "Jewsploitation" movie. Essentially it's a jewish version of Shaft. Of course, this is a pure comedy that's all about its setups and gags. All the actors make it work for the most part though. A number of good scenes make this work as a whole.
November 21, 2006

Super Reviewer

[font=Century Gothic][font=Book Antiqua]In "Hebrew Hammer", Santa Claus is killed by his son, Damian(Andy Dick) who now wants to get rid[/font] of Hanukah. Only the Hebrew Hammer, Mordecai Jefferson Carver(Adam Goldberg), aided by the beautiful Esther(Judy Greer) and the leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front(Mario van Peebles) can stop the new Santa Claus from carrying out his nefarious schemes.[/font]

"Hebrew Hammer" is an amusingly silly spoof of blaxploitation movies of the 70's with a serious message of tolerance. It simultaneously tries to send up stereotypes(Mordecai is Jewish and macho) but also uses them on occasion.(For example, Nora Dunn is extremely annoying as a Jewish mother.) There are some wonderful moments. And a couple of great cameos add to the fun. Goldberg is likable and Greer is quite appealing. In the end, the movie really does not make much sense but that does not mean it cannot be enjoyed.
July 29, 2005
Walter M.

Super Reviewer

    1. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!
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