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Hebrew Hammer (2003)

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Reviews Counted: 23

Fresh: 12

Rotten:11

Average Rating: 5.1/10

Rated: Not Rated

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Dec 19, 2003 Limited

Synopsis: THE HEBREW HAMMER is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids. Adam Goldberg stars as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, also known as the Hebrew Hammer, a private detective who has an... THE HEBREW HAMMER is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids. Adam Goldberg stars as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, also known as the Hebrew Hammer, a private detective who has an overbearing mother (Nora Dunn) and a propensity to whine when things get difficult. He is hired by Bloomenbergensteinthal (Peter Coyote), chief of the Jewish Justice League, to prevent Damian Claus (Andy Dick) from killing Hanukkah. The Semitic Stallion seeks out help in the form of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, headed by Mohammed Ali (Mario Van Peebles in a great afro), while also falling for the JJL chief's daughter, Esther (Judy Greer). Damian, who has his father brutally murdered by reindeer, Santa (Richard Riehle), is supported by his right-hand man, low-grade hood Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen). It's hard to tell which side Jamal is on--but this foul-mouthed decadent elf is played by Tony Cox, who handles a similar role in the later BAD SANTA. The ultimate battle between good and evil awaits in this riotous Jewxploitation film that never met a stereotype or offensive joke it didn't like. Writer-director Jonathan Kesselman's debut feature film pays homage to SHAFT, SWEET SWEETBACK'S BAADASSSS SONG, and other blaxploitation favorites, filled with shootouts, curses, and sex, so leave the children at home. But don't look away for a second or you'll miss another groan-inducing hysterical joke or funny cameo. And the theme song, a takeoff on Isaac Hayes's theme from SHAFT, is a classic. [More]

Starring: Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Sean Whalen

Starring: Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Sean Whalen, Mario Van Peebles, Nora Dunn, Peter Coyote, Tony Cox

Director: Jonathan Kesselman

Director: Jonathan Kesselman
Screenwriter: Jonathan Kesselman
Producer: Sofia Sondervan, Josh Kesselman, Lisa Fragner
Composer: Michael Cohen
Studio: Strand Releasing

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Corny and crude at times, but effective in its single-minded pursuit of laughs.

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02/09/05
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

[E]nds up veering from ridiculous but pointed commentary into abusing and insulting those [the film] intends to champion...

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12/21/04
MaryAnn Johanson
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Profane, shockingly un-PC and often laugh-out-loud hilarious, this is the sort of parody that the folks who made the Airplane and Naked Gun movies used to make -- funny.

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04/29/04
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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04/17/04
Geoff Pevere
Toronto Star
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Everybody needs a little burlesque fun with his digital reprogramming, and the politically incorrect good times barely let up in this story.

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04/09/04
Steve Schneider
Orlando Weekly

A scattershot assortment of jokes that is funniest when it sticks to its neat premise.

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04/08/04
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Kesselman keeps the movie crackling with the raucous energy absent since Mel Brooks' heyday.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
04/08/04
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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Desperation is the project's principal quality.

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01/30/04
Mark Jenkins
Washington Post
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The movie starts out hilarious but like The Hammer's Jewish mother, it starts to nag at you after awhile.

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01/09/04
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

The movie hits as much as it misses, with enough witty observations to ensure that somewhere, Kesselman's mother is kvelling.

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01/02/04
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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Kesselman's thin script generally is funniest when it's riffing on Jewish stereotypes and goyish bigotry.

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12/23/03
David Rooney
Variety
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An insubstantial but highly entertaining flick.

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12/20/03
Matt Weitz
Dallas Morning News
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A crass, sophomoric and, more to the point, offensively unfunny parody.

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12/19/03
Michael Rechtshaffen
Hollywood Reporter
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Doesn't quite nail it, but it's not as bad as it sounds, either.

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12/19/03
E! Online

Uneven, profane and occasionally flat-out hilarious.

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12/19/03
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

A hit-and-miss affair.

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12/19/03
Megan Lehmann
New York Post
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plays like a lower (much, much lower) budgeted, Jewish version of Malcolm Lee’s funnier Undercover Brother

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12/19/03
Chris Barsanti
Filmcritic.com

Would have worked brilliantly as a five-minute late-night comedy sketch.

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12/18/03
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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Unfunny rather than outrageous as intended.

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12/18/03
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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