The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
Average Rating: 5.1/10
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Average Rating: 4.6/10
Critic Reviews: 13
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Average Rating: 3.2/5
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka 'The Hebrew Hammer', is an Orthodox stud, who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus' evil son Damien is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damien launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the world's top Jewish leader, and his friend Mohammed, head of the
Dec 19, 2003 Wide
Nov 16, 2004
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Profane, shockingly un-PC and often laugh-out-loud hilarious, this is the sort of parody that the folks who made the Airplane and Naked Gun movies used to make -- funny.
Kesselman keeps the movie crackling with the raucous energy absent since Mel Brooks' heyday.
Desperation is the project's principal quality.
The movie hits as much as it misses, with enough witty observations to ensure that somewhere, Kesselman's mother is kvelling.
Kesselman's thin script generally is funniest when it's riffing on Jewish stereotypes and goyish bigotry.
Corny and crude at times, but effective in its single-minded pursuit of laughs.
[E]nds up veering from ridiculous but pointed commentary into abusing and insulting those [the film] intends to champion...
Everybody needs a little burlesque fun with his digital reprogramming, and the politically incorrect good times barely let up in this story.
A scattershot assortment of jokes that is funniest when it sticks to its neat premise.
The movie starts out hilarious but like The Hammer's Jewish mother, it starts to nag at you after awhile.
Audience Reviews for The Hebrew Hammer
- Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!
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