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  • Willoughby Whitfield:
    Good morning, Miss Milicent.
    Secretary:
    Good morning.
    Willoughby Whitfield:
    Mrs. Steinmeintz!
    Secretary:
    I told you that Mr. Hawk was busy.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (13 months ago)

  • Alonzo Hawk:
    (He's in Rome; he sees the Coliseum) What a location.
    Taxi Driver:
    Ah, see, the mighty Coliseum. The Glory of Rome. Doesn't stir your imagination?
    Alonzo Hawk:
    You bet it does, baby. Do you realize what a shopping center we can put up there? Plenty of parking, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (13 months ago)

  • Alonzo Hawk:
    (being stopped by a policeman in traffic) The traffic commissioner shall hear of this!
    Traffic Commissioner:
    I *am* the commissioner.
    Alonzo Hawk:
    Then what are you doing in that monkey suit? A traffic commissioner would dress in dignified clothes.
    Traffic Commissioner:
    This happen to be my dress uniform. I was on my way to the ceremony for I Am A Policeman Day.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (13 months ago)

  • Secretary:
    I'm sorry, Mr. Hawk. I called the motel but they said that your nephew checked out.
    Alonzo Hawk:
    (angrily) What do you mean he's checked out? When? Where? Who told him that he could check out? How dare that he disappear when he knows that I'm worried sick? I'll tear his chicken-livered gizzard to pieces! I'll stomp him silly! I'll take this letter knife, and I'll stab that kid right in his ungrateful breastbone! You know me Millicent, normally I'm a kindly, fun-loving fellow! But when I get crossed...
    Alonzo Hawk:
    (weakly, slumping down at the desk)
    Alonzo Hawk:
    I go bananas.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (13 months ago)

  • Willoughby Whitfield:
    Please, Miss Harris, I can't believe that Uncle Alonzo would do things like that.
    Nicole:
    Wait a minute! Uncle? He's your uncle?
    Willoughby Whitfield:
    Yes. That's what I've been trying to tell...
    Nicole:
    You rotten spy!
    Nicole:
    (takes a lobster from the waiter's tray and smacks Willoughby, knocking him over the railing and into the water)
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (13 months ago)

  • Mrs. Steinmetz:
    Oh, Nicole, I want you to meet a gentleman from Mr. Hawk.
    Nicole:
    How do you do?
    Nicole:
    (punches Willoughby in the jaw, knocking him to the ground)
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (13 months ago)

  • Alonzo Hawk:
    At the tender age of nineteen, I was the best known repossessor of cars west of the Mississippi. Hot-wire Hawk, they called me.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

  • Nicole:
    Sweet dreams, Herbie.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

  • Willoughby Whitfield:
    Why do you pretend to talk to this car? Some people might wonder.
    Nicole:
    Don't listen to him, Herbie. Just move it.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

  • Willoughby Whitfield:
    Please do not send us any more fruit for Christmas.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

  • Nicole:
    If do marry Willaby, I'd like the satisfaction of nailing him myself!
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

  • Willoughby Whitfield:
    We understand your position, Mrs. Steinmetz. That's why Mr. Hawk was authorized.
    Mrs. Steinmetz:
    Don't tell me you're from Alonzo Hawk?
    Willoughby Whitfield:
    Yes.
    Mrs. Steinmetz:
    Oh, and you have such a nice face.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

  • Mrs. Steinmetz:
    Of course I have to humor Herbie. He used to be a famous racing car, but his driver went off to Europe to drive foreign cars, so he's a little sensitive. You can understand that.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (15 months ago)

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